That "One Guy" was found

[Kang James]

A couple of reporters go looking for the disappeared man that doesn't really have a name to be remembered by yet except The man that embarrassed Kage and only the very few hardcore fans new him as Brian James. The fact that he hasn't been seen in a week made the reporters think there was a story behind it. So they go looking for him until they find a man that looks exactly like him so a reporter and camera man, ready to tape for OCW's online interview videos.

 

Some random lady sorta shouts "Excuse Me!" and out of just normal reaction the man turns who just so happens to be Brian James. The Lady catches her breath after rushing out of her car to catch Brian James to get his story.

 

So while catching her breath she ask James "Are you" continues breathing and breaking her sentence up "Are you an OCW wrestler?" Brian James shrugs not really seeing the big problem and says "Yea, I am, so what". "Would you happen to recently have gotten in a small argument or whatever you would like to call it with Kage" The lady ask as she wants to make sure its him. Brian James smirks "You mean, Paul Bunyan look alike, Amish face feature and ah head shaped like and Orangutan ass Kage?. I mean I wanna know that where talking about the same Kage" The lady looks confused but is sure its the same Kage so for the heck of it says "Yes". James smiles "Yea I did, what of it?"

 

The lady has cached her breath completely and says "Would you like to have an interview of why you haven't shown your face in the arena lately?" Brian James clears his throat and runs his hand threw his chin and speaks "You want a interview with James, "Thee" James, The James of all Jamesez". The lady nods her head "Yea". James shrugs "Sure, I guess I can do an interview" James then quickly runs his hands threw his face and slaps himself to get ready not really sure how these interviews work as The Lady looks at him smiling and puts her hand in the air and turns it in a circle motion telling the camera man to role.

 

The lady looks all professional like and puts the mic up to her mouth and ask James "Mr. James what is the reason as to why you haven't shown your face in the arena as of late?". James smiles a little bit and moves his hands around "Ok first I gotta see if this works, I gotta see if The James of all Jamesez can manage to work this toy". The lady yet again looks confused of what he is saying about some toy, so she ask "What toy is that?". James smiles and looks excited moving his head slightly to look at The Lady "The bobble head, now someone is going to bobble there head every time I talk like if I look at this someone they wave there head in a yes motion.... *James looks at The lady and then starts to shake her head and James smiles and points at the head in a way she can't see it* .....And you see James won't tell this person its happening they'll just go about it as if its normal but...... *James looks at The Lady again while he is talking and she shakes her head again* .......But in reality it makes this person look like they have some issue where there head is to heavy for there body, but only at certain times, at times when James looks at them"

The Lady looks confused not even noticing what she was doing each time James looked at her and just "Sigh" at that point.

 

Then after losing track she ask again "Mr. James what is the reason as to why you haven't shown your face in the arena as of late?". James starts to look more serious and give a professional look to his speech or whatever the hell you wanna call it "Well you see The.... James pauses as he realizes He doesn't know The Lady's name ......What the hell is your name?". The Lady shakes her head "Please don't mind that just continue". James continues without knowing The Ladys name "Ok, well Lady with no name the reason James hasen't been in the... James pauses as some women walks by ...Holy shit did you see how Fuggly that women was" James says as he looks again and then can't believe the site and can't help himself so looks again. James moves his hands around "Holy shit, did you... Did you see that" The lady shakes her head no "No, no I didn't see that but please continue". James kept pointing to that lady and sorta makes the impression like he just pucked inside his mouth.

 

James rebounds from that horrendous site and continues to talk "Ok, well the reason.... James changes his voice for this one saying The James of all Jamesez... He continues to talk regularly now ....Has not been in the ring is because" James was about to say why when two hugely built guys with tight leather pants walk by with a puny red haired tied eye shirt guy is in the middle of them both. James points at the obvious gay couple "Holy shit its Infamous.... James points at them ....its gotta be them I mean who else could it be" The lady looks over at them and coughs to clear her throat "No, No that is not Infamous that is just 3 men walking". James just chuckles "Just Three men walking, yea it all depends on how you look at it but that is 3/4 of Infamous..... James points at them to show The Lady it is .....I mean look you got Jerry, George and Billy". The Lady clears her throat "But none of Infamous go by any of those names". James looks at the lady all funny "It don't matter what name they go by, its just obvious they enjoy a nice circle jerk from time to time so it's infamous and thats all anyone needs to know". The Lady clears her throat and starts to speak "But that isn't.... and before she could finish James interrupts her "I said it don't matter, The James of all Jamesez said thats infamous so by law that is infamous"

 

James looks over at the building there standing next to and clears his throat "Now James had something to do so Lady he has gots to go" and James walks away over to the buliding he was looking at to get a bite to eat. The lady watches him as he walks away and looks back at the camera "And that is your... She pauses for a second and realizes she never got the story of why to begin with and looks upset ....Just stop the film now"