Eddie Mace Posted December 14, 2008 Posted December 14, 2008 seems a little long but they're mostly short one liners Deano Horse walks into the office of one Jaysin Sensation. Eddie Mace is already present and accounted for, waiting for his two potential opponents to show up. Mace: Nice of you to join us....may we have your....resume...? Deano tosses Mace several pages stapled together. Sensation:Someone was quite the busy body. Deano: Just another day at the office...I better get that damn shot. It was mine in the first place. Mace: That will all depend on the results of the one and only Braddock's scavenger hunt. The door to Sensation's office opens again but in walks Seth Irving instead of the expected guest. Sensation: Ehhh...it's just Seth... Mace: Anyways, like I was saying, it will depend on Braddock's resume ultimately. Irving: Resume? Sensation: Were you not listening to Mace's story Seth? Irving: I was going to the bathroom. Sensation: So you have no frame of reference here...you're like a child, who wanders into a movie, lost- Mace: -Jay what's the point man? Sensation: Fuckin Seth... A knock is heard at the door. All men look up in anticipation. Sensation: Come in Braddock, but please...can we do without the music this time? The door opens as a familiar tune starts to play... [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0RNz6PECoc]YouTube - Sup?[/ame] All four men exchanged disgusted faces. Irving: What the hell man? Sensation: I thought I said no music, Braddock? Where does that even come from anyway? Braddock: What music? ...................The rest of them exchange worried expressions........ Deano: Give 'em your hit list. The Sexcellence doesn't have all day... Braddock hands Mace several laminated pieces of paper. Mace gives them a hesitant look before reading them over and comparing them to Deano's for several minutes... Mace: I don't believe it.... Deano: What?! Mace: You....beat him....you out-pussed Braddock.... Sensation and Irving's jaws drop. Deano: What can I say? I told you....I bring in the bitches...now I get the shot that's rightfully mine in the first place! Deano puts his sunglasses back on and starts to leave when Mace jumps out of his chair Mace: Wait a minute! I asked for pictures! Braddock's list has photos...yours doesn't....hand 'em over! Deano freezes in place as his cocky expression turns to concern....he turns around and reluctantly hands Mace a separate list with pictures. Mace looks over the list. Mace: Let's see...regular chicks yeah...prostitutes! Sonnuva Braddock! Deano: Hey, you never said anything about that...no harm no foul! Sensation: You loop-holing sonnuva bitch... Mace: There's more...ugh..eh...oh god... Mace leans over to the wastebasket next to Jay's desk and vomits into it. Sensation and Irving both snag the photo list out of Mace's hand and promtly begin to join him in puking. Deano: What...hehe...fat, ugly chicks need lovin too right?.....right guys? Mace, Irving, and Sensation all glare at Deano...Deano dawns a look of embarassment. Sensation: *sigh*...Well you get your Pride title shot...but in your case I don't think PRIDE has anything to do with it.... Deano adjusts his glasses and storms out. Jay looks up from reading as Mace and Seth go over other parts of it. Sensation Oh yeah, Bradddock, you can leave now-Braddock?! He's gone! Mace: Did anyone see him leave? Unanimous: No.... Sensation: What the....hmmm.... Mace goes back to reading the list. Mace: Hey it looks like a few of these chicks on Deano's list were worth two. Irving: WHAT THE?! Mace: Oh, shit...nothing...nevermind...nothing at all. SLAUGHTER IS THE BEST MEDICINE http://img367.imageshack.us/img367/827/macesig2eq4.jpg lano15: liddel got KO'd!!! lano 15: thats what i am gonna do to you in UFC mastamatt1: i'm gonna drop you so hard you're gonna think you're Nick Cage the actor mastamatt1: & the name of our fight will be gone in 60 seconds
Administrators Mr.Sensation Posted December 15, 2008 Administrators Posted December 15, 2008 Legendary. 15-06, 18:20 Tiberius Dupree make him tap with brownie mix "Booking Wrestling is the most thankless no-win position anyone could ever be in. When things go well it's the talent that makes it work. When they go badly, it's because the Booker doesn't know what he's doing." - Eric Bischoff Jookie: what website do we upload to againi for got Our Hero: uploadafraud.com Jookie: fuck u boricua "I'm like Smythe, except Good" - Matsuda OCW works best when it’s a melting pot of different ideas and opinions coming together to create some cool ass shit. It’s at its worst when people are only invested in their own/their pals’ content." - Paul Pugh "I'm 5,9" - Ry "I'm sorry if this sounds mean but OCW shouldn't be allowed to vote" - Jake Allen
Adrian Bold Posted December 15, 2008 Posted December 15, 2008 http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v604/RdiddyJ/braddock.jpg .........excuse me? You look like a baby geomon http://i.imgur.com/zP10f.gif
Eddie Mace Posted December 15, 2008 Author Posted December 15, 2008 Braddock! How dare you enter this thread without your music! Way to be a sport and a half though SLAUGHTER IS THE BEST MEDICINE http://img367.imageshack.us/img367/827/macesig2eq4.jpg lano15: liddel got KO'd!!! lano 15: thats what i am gonna do to you in UFC mastamatt1: i'm gonna drop you so hard you're gonna think you're Nick Cage the actor mastamatt1: & the name of our fight will be gone in 60 seconds
Eddie Mace Posted December 18, 2008 Author Posted December 18, 2008 so bold w hat are your thoughts about braddocks avatar? SLAUGHTER IS THE BEST MEDICINE http://img367.imageshack.us/img367/827/macesig2eq4.jpg lano15: liddel got KO'd!!! lano 15: thats what i am gonna do to you in UFC mastamatt1: i'm gonna drop you so hard you're gonna think you're Nick Cage the actor mastamatt1: & the name of our fight will be gone in 60 seconds
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