Turmoil Cancelled!!

[Stacy Clark]

We tried reaching VFM for comments over his cancellation of Turmoil recently, but only reached his voicemail. Now, two days after his announcement, he returned our calls. Here's the transcript:

 

Stacey: Welcome, Mr. Montpellier, how are you feeling today?

 

VFM: My face hurts...bad. I was put through a f*cking table off of a 15 foot high cell...face first. My face was driven into the cell by a bitchy emo...of course, it all felt so much better when I tossed him through the cell. So...what the hell do you want? I got like 4 messages from you...i thought you were a bill collector.

Stacey: Hahaha

 

VFM: Shut it bitch, I didn't make a damn joke. So what do you want?

 

Stacy: I wanted to know...no, OCW and it's fans wanted to know why, exactly, you canceled Turmoil?

 

VFM: Who's we? You're royalty now? If you have to friggin know, Turmoil was a great show. Honestly, a GREAT show. Problem was, our wrestlers don't know how to appreciate things that treated them well, and I got fed up with it. This is why the majority of them are single, and if they weren't on the road wrestling all the time, they'd probably be living in their mothers basement. I warned them, time and time again, that things need to change, participation needs to pick up, give some...or something bad will happen. Now, they don't take time to appreciate their fellow wrestlers...then they don't get their shine time.

 

Stacy: That's not as evil as I thought it would have been.

 

VFM: Not this time. This time, I'm taking the daddy role. This time, I'm doing what's best for OCW. Back when I was a full time wrestler, we had people interacting outside of OCW all the time. In malls, restaurants, stores, and the other wrestlers liked hearing the stories. Liked reading the newspaper clippings. It was more of a brotherhood, then some weird gaming society. Everyone was involved, we all had a hand in making this place run. It's like this bitchStacey, write this down, because I have a bowl packed, and this is all the info you're getting from me. While I'M VICE PRESIDENT, if people want their spot on my watch, I'm going to make them work for it. If they bitch that they don't have their spot, it's their own fault, and they're going to have to realize this. It's called earning your damn keep. You want it, get it, or get out.

 

Stacy: Before we get off the phone...

 

VFM: Maybe you're getting off. I find this boring and if anything, you're voice is masculine enough for it to be legitimately unarousing.

 

Stacy: I didn't mean that. I meant, I have another question if you have the time.

 

VFM: Shoot bitch.

 

Stacy: Will there ever be a 2nd show again?

VFM: If I feel like it.

 

**Click.**

 

That was the end of our phone conversation. Just a little insight to VFM's psyche, and what the future holds for OCW.

[K.Dangelo]

Damn Stacy goes through alot.

[Mr.Sensation]

This should be required reading, along with Majins Encyclopedia Insanita.

[Greatness]

Way to keep the hand strong, JD. I hope you jobbers are paying attention. It's a couple of you fellas who I believe can carry OCW into the future starting with the champion, Leon. Just hope you kids will realize your potential.