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*OCW World Title contender Trevor McManus is sitting at a press conference table with several business associates.*

 

Trevor: A warm welcome to the ladies and gentlemen of our fine media. In a moment we will be taking questions but first I'll hand over to our executive direc...

 

*Trevor is cut off by a member of the media.*

 

Dave Shutton: Do you feel your position as the number one contender is in danger after losing to Smythe on Riot?

 

*Trevor and his associates look bemused.*

 

Trevor: Are you aware that this is a business press event? I will not be discussing OCW related matters.

 

Trevor: Now...

 

Scott Thomson: Seriously though, you must feel like your position is under threat?

 

Trevor: My position on the board?

 

Scott Thomson: No, your position as the number one contender.

 

*Trevor and his associates are once again stunned.*

 

Trevor: Are there any member of the media in here who actually wish to discuss the amazing economic situation of this company despite the recession?

 

*No hands are raised and the media are silenced.*

 

Trevor: The conference is over there will be no further...

 

Stacy Clark: Stacy Clark here!

 

*Trevor looks at Stacy.*

 

Trevor: Fine. You know what. Go for it Stacy.

 

Stacy Clark: Pretty much the same questions as these other gentlemen.

 

Trevor: I don't feel that the result of one match is relevant to my standing, no. We will do this press conference again after OCW Riot and perhaps the excitement will have died down and we can talk business. Press conference over.

 

*The shot fades.*

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[23:39] locoNY911: You get solace in the fact you arent a fuck up.

 

2k9's better than 2k8. Like being shot in the knee is better than being shot in the head. - Guy Fausto

[18:40] locoNY911: I mostly aggree with your statements

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