Summercide 2010 Card

[David Jackson]

First, I am very honored to be on my 1st pay-per-view since I returned and Summercide no less.

 

Second, I can't recall the last time people were actually saying that I could win a match. I am very humbled and thankful to hear that. Here's to a good match Jones.

[The Guy Fausto]

Morrison you saying I have no momentum? Come on now we all know whoever gets hit by a car goes on to win a title (Stone Cold, Mayhem, 123432432x other people that have been hit by cars) I mean odds are on my side

 

So... to win against Mayhem, I should go play in traffic?

[Iceberg LeTuce]

First, I am very honored to be on my 1st pay-per-view since I returned and Summercide no less.

 

Second, I can't recall the last time people were actually saying that I could win a match. I am very humbled and thankful to hear that. Here's to a good match Jones.

 

 

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[Chris Baxter]

Le'tuce .. if you werent my primary provider of consorts .. i would hurt you for that .... just dont send over that girl you had fight at lution ... i still think she was born a man

[Iceberg LeTuce]

Le'tuce .. if you werent my primary provider of consorts .. i would hurt you for that .... just dont send over that girl you had fight at lution ... i still think she was born a man

 

 

Iain.....i mean Eva was not born a man, but a russian woman...so same thing really.

[David Jackson]

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Really Le'Tuce? I am actually on a pay-per-view card, something I do not see very often and it is Summercide no less. I see people predicting that I will win my summercide match over D. Jones, even more rare than me on a pay-per-view card. I tell them how I really feel in response to their predictions, and you think I am trying to be a suck up? That is not who I am. I pray that I will never be like that.

[Iceberg LeTuce]

just kidding braugh...

[David Jackson]

just kidding braugh...

 

Ah, I was unaware of that. Difficult to tell who is kidding and who is serious over posts.

[Useless Dane Xavier]

Dane's Exquisite Prerequisite

 

WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP: Guy Fausto vs. Mayhem©: This feud has been going on for months now. Mayhem destroying Guy at every chance he gets, Fausto running and hiding in the shadows but only taking advantage of The Monster when he's weakened. The two are legends and should... no, WILL provide a MOTY quality match. But in the end, size and power prevails over pale skin and nerdiness. Mayhem wins.

 

NORTH AMERICAN CHAMPIONSHIP: Brandon Hostile vs. Jacob Trance©: Brandon stuck by Trance's side, he rode his coattails, only to learn from him and use him as a stepping stone to the NA Title. He took out Aries, he took out Gaines with a two-ton car, and he attempted to blow Trance up in his own car. Hostile indeed. Now the two will face off, and this time Hostile WILL take Trance out. Brandon Hostile wins.

 

TELEVISION CHAMPIONSHIP: Well it's about damn time the TV title came back. KD faces Pimp Status and PeeStee takes on WAP in a classic set of Gauntlet Matches. KD seems to have been on a losing streak lately, mostly getting his ass kicked by little guys such as D-Jack and Justin Rox. Le'Tuce probably has some ring rust since he's been out since Damnation, so it should be an even match. Perhaps KD's issue is with little guys, and only with little guys so he'll prevail in this one. K.Dangelo wins the first match. Parker and Poe should also put on a good match, although I think Parker's got the experience edge over Poe, so Parker Stevens wins the second match of the TV Title Gauntlet. So then it comes down to KD vs. Parker Stevens. I don't think KD can stand up to Parker, so Parker Stevens wins the Television Championship.

 

Smythe DaWonder vs. Trevor McManus: This match has great build-up. That's not sarcasm, I'm dead serious, and I'll tell you why. Recently on Riot, Smythe was talking about the state of OCW, and having matches just for the sake of having matches. Well this is one of those cases, a match just for the sake of having a match. These two men have equal talent and should put on a great match, but in the end I see Smythe winning the match.

 

Chris Baxter vs. Dane Xavier: I am going to beat Chris Baxter. Period.

 

EX-DIVISION CHAMPIONSHIP: Nathan Gaines vs. Katzino Hatachi vs. Jookie Marley vs. Aries: Little flying guys clusterfucking all around the ring. Gaines is still suffering from injury, Jookie is still young and inexperienced, Aries suffers from ring rust, and Hatachi is on a roll. Katzino Hatachi wins the EX-Division Championship.

 

Justin Rockstar's Open Challenge: The Rockstar has been impressive since his return, he almost pulled it out against the legendary Hatachi, and he put K.Dangelo away quickly. But he has no idea who he is facing and he seems to be just fine with that. His opponent could be Cam Ninja, or it could actually be Poison, who I have no prediction for this match.

 

Dylan Jones vs. David Jackson: Jones makes his return to OCW after a lengthy hiatus. I'm excited to see him back in action, but D-Jack has been improving since I whooped his ass at 'Lution. David Jackson wins.

 

Other Notables:

 

-Vincent Valmont will most likely make an appearance. He's been very talkative as of late on Riot, really gaining some heat. He's become an uber-heel in my eyes and I'm curious to see what he has in store for Summercide.

 

-Smythe DaWonder has promised us some big party at OCW's biggest party of the Summer. Considering he celebrated a birthday recently and considering the size of his ego, he may just be planning on having a week long birthday, but I really hope and think it's going to be something much bigger than that.

 

-This is a big pay-per-view, so expect Carlos Cruz to be making a killing on his wallet and shoe stealing shenanigans.

[Iceberg LeTuce]

Ah, I was unaware of that. Difficult to tell who is kidding and who is serious over posts.

 

 

I think it's safe to assume i'm geneally always kidding :p