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I donut know how I feel bout that main event. On one hand I can understand, on the other I'm like gross. THE DUALITY OF IT ALL.

You shut the fuck up. I made you a god dam attire, spent like 30minutes. And went to happily upload it. OH WAIT I CANT YOUR CAW IS LOCKED. You're caw is literally, LITERALLY costume 3. HOW THEE FUCK IS IT LOCKED? you son of a bitch! WHY WOULD YOU NOT UPLOAD AN UNLOCKED CAW IF I TOLD YOU 2 DAYS AGO IMA HELP U? why do you hate me raze? i thought we was frenz? Also lock this thread, I will forget by the time I get home tomorrow. <3

Parker hate his kids! I'm kidding he doesn't. yes he does...

I remember when we used this in a return video and I marked out IRL. Also Tibbs is dropping jewels. Which is basically this isn't the place for feels. We have a job we critique we work, we play we fight, we make parties, we yell, we job, we win, we rebuild, we learn, we grow, we evolve, we go hard! Remember Tibby when you came in fresh faced and full of hope? and im like Wait till your a bitter veteran? REMEMBER LAST WEEK when I called you a diva in chat and we had a screaming match on XB1 Party. Good times, now donate pls I need the money for formula! Lastly, I can best describe this place for the last 11 years in one gif. http://49.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m23mqbpPy91r19p3ho1_500.gif

You obvs aint played them. From a player stand point its dramatic and adds to the tension. There's some thing to note with the pin issue. Just because you hit a fin on red doesn't mean its an easy pin. example if you have a RED HEAD and I hit you with my Turtleneck Thunder Body Slamma Fin and your body is yellow, orange or undamaged, its easier to no sell the fin. If your RED HEAD and I hit you with the chocolate deluxe face punch of doom fin. You have 2 attempts to kick out with a pin meter the width of your needle dick, which is to say NEEDLE. For a rookie to say matches might be long sure thats fine. Smythe you dumdum, YOU HAVE HAD 34 min matches on riot. So shut the front door you chucklehead! KEEP IT UP ILL MAKE THE PIN METER FUCKING 40, and make momentum 90 RACE TO FIRST FINISH PLS PKLS PLSPSLSPSOSLS EDIT, RD STILL CANT KICK OUT HA!

His fucking entrance was done with a flip phone, it fucking infuriates me.

Turn off in game commentary and match music was it xander rane or paige??

If you even show up!

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I'd really like to yell Nesquehoning, one more time.

He adapted to getting his face kicked in and having a lazy eye.

Smythe gimmick and well his IRL persona. He is fking delusional, like im not even joking LITERALLY DELUSIONAL. He was booked in the Main Event and even that alone he brings a Jabrone! to take his place, in delicious irony costing him a shot at the Belt. Also take note this isn't the way to do things, if you have a match do your match, if you have to sub then sub, but don't gimmick sub a nobody for your match ESPECIALLY without clearing it with management. It's the reason why he was buried on commentary, but it was green lit because it was so hilarious because once again he took himself out of contention. It should be noted when Smythe spews his horseshit at time he is spot on like 1000000% lazer beam hit the nail on the head. But the other 80% its very. http://e.lvme.me/5f7waqp.jpg

We can do something to throw some more lore into the mix. Funny thing about Carter is he was eager to play he hopped into some DM's and had some kind of leather thing on his chest. To which everyone lost there god damned mind and started calling him LEATHER DADDY. Rather than whine and be like "Cmon guys im cool man" he said screw yall, ima make this my gimmick. And thus NATHAN "LEATHA DADDY" CARRRRTEERRRRRRR was born. His uncomfortable moveset is going to be a hallmark soon enough. So the lesson in all this? Adapt! Learn! Have Fun, and most of all TASTE THE MUSTACHE!

Good eye not many people remember Seanys got the F.I. Hell he coulda cashed in during the opener (if he knew :P) New season anything can happen. But you know what WILL HAPPEN? Mugen getting a fat lip for bad mouthing me.

Crossbones is essentially a Pirate, but a lunatic. So he has promos that involve feats of granduer. Like touching his belly button and chewing gum at the same time, or Punching a tornado in the face.

KD isn't allowed or i should say required to write RP's anymore. So he does these, and they have been solid GOLD for the last year.

I put over talent ,b :_( I also fed Nathan Vince Mcmahon like notes, with TALK ABOUT THE QUALITY OF CONDITIONING DAMMIT. I only ever yapped so Carter could get his footing. I am sobbing at my desk uncontrollably now. You've triggered me ,b. IM TRIGGERED

i'm a real boy dmammit

You aren't over Stan Hansen. Sit Ze fawk Doon, b.

Enough about cadbury, how bout Bryan, Eastbrook, and that man with the dulcet tones. That JCS guy could sooth a grizzly bear, b!