Bloom

Forgot to add that the Rufus Mini angle was great. And it is to be said how a side char is pretty over. Just means if everyone stopped being "SUPER COOL BADASS" you never know. I mean sheeeet it worked for Guy Fausto!

I lost it with the vaseline.

As a majority of the show was ME and Park, I feel the need not to comment on it. I will say that working with Park is so effortless it's quite nice. So far I have had a great year getting to work with Dupree and Parker, it does wonders for my sanity, which I have very little of. While most of the matches where a little off kilter, the show itself was very good. Dimsmore and Leon delivered, and once again LEON GOES OVER. I can't help but to be saddened by Dims slump. He wen't from being unstoppable to just always coming up short. The EX Match was a welcome surprise I really didn't know what to expect, but it turned out better than expected. Why does face look like a man :( Raze first RP was great the 2nd RP made me want to strange an otter. It comes off very try hardish. That's not to say its not appreciated but you have to think where you are on the card before you do an RP. If your like 1st on the show, putting in two pieces of work means it will be front loaded or we will have to move another match down to move yours up. In addition, the general consensus is when someone writes about over coming the odds, they usually do. As can be evident by your RP, but no TJ Stevens RP. The measure of a great superstar around here is to write, not only when you win but when you lose as well. I am not singling you out but just making mention as guys have a tendency to write up a storm when they go over but jack shit when they lose. The ME delivered wasn't the greatest but it wasn't the best. Think of this as OCW trying to build new stars, as evident by Riot's ME of Mike and Tobin. We see you and we hear you, we are going to do the best we can with what we have. Cody vs Tobin was fucking fantastic thou. Frost has come a long way on the sticks, and I venture to say if it was an older engine he would probably be one of the top guys just watching him fight. My man Scofield, didn't forget you sir. Keep up the good work. In case you didn't notice the announce team made mention, so I might as well confirm it for you in case you had other plans. Scofield vs Mike - Wrestlution 8. Make it good ya'll.

Hillary is my ni

I have am waiting for the lab results. If I caught anything so help me god I will have him killed.

Welcome to Wrestling Ichiban Weekly #5! I am your esteemed host, the Original Wrestling Journalist, and extremely reputable source of all wrestling news, Gabe Seltzer. This past weeks episodes of Ambition & Riot were extremely eventful. I do have to mention that I do not appreciate the aggressive nature of a Mr. Sean McGee when answering my questions. You want to bring lawyers into this? You got it! Now with that out of the way lets get to the match reviews. Ambition 52 Match Reviews Our first match of the night had newcomer Chris Moore against the Minister of Rock & Roll Ace Angel. A fun simple quick match with Chris Moore picking up the win and some nice momentum. 3 1/2* Justin Raze who is certainly looking to regain some momentum after losing a Hardcore Title shot last week faced fellow rookie Achilles Locke. The two faced off in a very hard hitting match that resulted in a submission victory for Achilles. 3 1/2* "The African-American Suplex Machine" Tobin Frost vs James Rose was an extremely good match to witness in person. The technical abilities of both men were on display in this one. Tobin picks up another great victory over tough competition. 4* The Queen of OCW Tournament continued tonight with KAT facing Katerina. This was female action for a while but I was rather disappointed in the ending of the match. I felt that Katerina was completely out of line for using the chair at the end of the match just because she knew the match was over. 3 1/2* The #1 contender-ship to the Hardcore Title was on the line between former TV Champion Eric Scofield and the weird Bedlam. With Scofields MMA background and Bedlam's blood-lust you would definitely expect a brutal match. And a brutal match is what we got with weapons everywhere. Bedlam picks up a future title shot with a submission victory here. 4* The main event saw "All Natural" Sean McGee against Michael Hollywood in a non-title war between OMG and Cerberus. The two factions have been having a war of words as of late so this matchup was definitely one that I could not wait to see. McGee picks up the win with his brutal finisher. 4* Ambition 52 Quick Notes EZ Cash better treat me with respect if I ever need an interview from Michael Hollywood PRAISE THE LAWD! When the Locke & Raze match spilled to the outside a few times, I'm pretty sure Raze was tempted to go hardcore. Molly looks awfully familiar......she needs a chill pill Free Suplexes from Tobin Frost for everyone! Prison Arms Sean Steiner. Ha, right, Prison Arms. Please don't let me interview Bedlam ever..... The off the ladder clothesline early in Bedlam VS Scofield had me marking out Roofus needs to step his game up COMMERCIAL BREAK Riot 334 Match Reviews With Road to Glory looming around the corner we saw TV Champion Michael Hollywood take on World Champion Parker Stevens after a very lengthy verbal confrontation. Parker would take this victory in a solid opening match. 4 1/4* The highlight of the night was the King of OCW 2013 Debate between Paul Pugh, Tobin Frost, Cody Storm & Jacob Trance. 5* Debate My good friend Mugen took on Jookie Marley in a grudge match from weeks ago. Both men have been looking to get some momentum going as of late. This battle was very even throughout the match but Jookie picks up a huge win and a bit of revenge from a few weeks ago. 4 1/4* K'Dangelo faced off against my favorite rookie and King of OCW finalist Tobin Frost in an extremely hard hitting match between two big men. As expected there were slams, suplexes, more slams and more suplexes. We even saw Tobin fly at one point in the match. Very solid match with KD picking up the win. 4* In what should have been a fantastic match between Leonheart & Spider, ended up in a brawl with even the special ref, Matsuda getting involved. In the end, Leonheart got personal with my good friend Matsuda and there was no other choice but to disqualify him. Could have been better match but still good. 4* King of OCW Finalist Jacob Trance faced off against Eric Scofield. Trance picked up some much needed momentum going into the next match of the tournament with a solid win. 3 3/4* International Champion and King of OCW Finalist Cody Storm faced off against Dimsmore in what can easily be a main event match any other night. Cody Storm takes this one and keeps his momentum going into Road 2 Glory. I enjoyed this match a lot. 4 1/2* for my match of the night. The main event featured Paul Pugh in a handicap match against "The Man of 1389 Holds" Tiberius Dupree & Roofus with Roofus' job on the line. Roofus was definitely able to hold his own for a little while in the match against Pugh and probably even weakened him. In a shocker, this match ended with Roofus leaving his client Dupree and let him get rolled up for a quick win. Entertaining match, and a shocking end. 4 1/4* Riot 334 Quick Notes Can Parker say all that on live TV? Sean, the truth will set you free Tobin Frost had my favorite part of the debate. With Cody at a close second. The Anti-Christ VS The Son of God? I'd be good with that Leonheart VS Dimsmore, I'll mark out for that. Roofus better not get fired. Damn it Roofus! Don't leave us. I have so much hope for you! COMMERCIAL BREAK OCW Rumors & News Roofus Ruckingston The Thoid's whereabouts are unknown after Riot. Multiple reports have him seen delivering pizzas in Rome. Another sighting in NYC reportedly on a movie set. And multiple reports of Roofus at a dojo in Japan. Seems like Roofus is worldwide these days. Paul Pughs knee injury may be more serious than he is letting on. With a past history of injuries in Japan he may be putting too much stress on the knees. Will he taking time off in the near future? OMG have been fighting some losses lately. Are they going to add or subtract members? My sources have told me that Sean McGee has signed a mega sponsorship deal with GNC. The Badd Boy will apparently become the spokesman for an all new, all natural muscle growth sports drink. One has to wonder what they key ingredient in that is. The "Son of God" Cody Storm has been spotted on his off days preaching on street corners in various cities across the country. OCW has reportedly signed an influential member of OCW's past to a Legends Contract. After recent incidents between Parker Stevens & Mr. Sensation, rumors are going around about high tension backstage. OCW is looking to revive the Tag Team division starting on Ambition. There have been too many established tag teams like The Rising Sons and the A-Team that have not had legitimate tag team experience as of late. OCW officials are extremely impressed with The Television Champion Michael Hollywood and his recent match with Parker Stevens. Eric Scofield is at the forefront of a lot of debate. He has the talent, and the look despite his small stature. His unorthodox offense is said to be "Something Special" amongst the backstage rumblings. Officials are concerned with his gear though, they feel he can play up to his MMA background a bit better. Wrestlution 8 Tickets go on sale in 3 weeks and presale orders have already sold out! OCW will be implementing a new CODE OF CONDUCT. It is said to be deployed sometime during the week according to my sources within OCW upper management. Well that's it for this week. Till next time. This is Gabe Seltzer, Arigato & Sayonara!

Aaaaaand now he's retired.

Tibby is all about bubblegum heel heat now a days. Just waiting for nani to come out in the most outlandish, garish, cheeky, and obnoxious jpop trash. And dims to come out to Wierd Al, and Mike for TmNT. SPLINTER TAUGHT THEM TO BE NINJA TEAM!

Dupree didn't choke!!!! Your protective karate fat got in his way and he lost his leverage. You should get that check out your a danger to the roster and yourself, Disgrace!

I can't be rude to you. :( Man I've become such a wet napkin, and no Parker not a sanitary napkin you bald piece of shit. And no Nani not a shit napkin you yellow piece of shit. You know what fuck all of ya'll.

Because I didn't pay for it so I can't publish I do not think.

its on an app on my ipad, gonna try to post it tonight.

Greens don't count. Second

Welcome to episode #3 of Wrestling Ichiban Weekly with yours truly, The Original Wrestling Journalist, Gabe Seltzer. This past week was a monumental week for OCW as the 50th Edition of Ambition took place. Now off to the reviews. Match Reviews Ambition 50 The first match of the night was the #1 Contendership to the Hardcore Title and wow, that was HARDCORE. Bodies were flying, bodies were being broke in half. Overall, that was one of the most brutal matches I have seen in OCW in a long while. Everybody competed hard but obviously only one person could come out on top and that was Justin Raze. 4 1/4* for the match and 5* for the medical attention that was given to all the competitors after the match. My long time friend, Matsuda competed in a great match against up and coming youngster TJ Stevens. Spider channeled his classic MATSUDA and put on a striking clinic. The ending of the match was spectacular, the super kick off a springboard move was the perfect way to end a great match. 4 1/2* My great friend Mugen and almost as good friend Dimsmore faced off in a hell of a brutal match. Even though they have faced off numerous times before, this has to be the one that tops the rest of the matches. Although Dimsmore was brutally attacked by Cerberus last week, he looked to be just fine in this one all the way till the end. 4 1/2* "The Man of 1346 Holds" Tiberius Dupree faced off against OCW Legend, Chris Mania. With these two names in the match we can easily expect a match with "betterness". This extremely technical match proved why both of these men are regarded so highly in the company. 4 1/4* For the #1 Contender of the TV Title we saw a match between Tobin Frost and Chris Moore. Both OCW youngsters have been trying to prove why they are considered to be the future of the company. While Tobin frost came out on top of this match, Chris Moore has nothing to be ashamed of and his time will definitely come. This was certainly one of my favorite matches of the night. 4 1/4* In the main event of the historic Ambition 50, The Television Champion Eric Scofield faced off against his nemesis, Michael Hollywood. These two have been just going at each other in the ring, outside of the ring and everywhere in between the past few weeks. With all the tension between the two it was easy to expect a great match and boy were those expectations met. Hollywood may have won this match and the TV title but I don't see this feud ending this quickly. 4 3/4* The night wasn't over as one of the most powerful alliances in OCW History was formed. Putting the young champion Hollywood with other OCW household names like Dupree, Matsuda & Dimsmore will be something to watch for week after week. OMG! gets a 5* rating from me. Quick Ambition 50 Notes Michael Hollywood is clearly holding onto his position as a main eventer on Ambition. Justin Raze was clearly a track athlete at one point in his life with all that running. When I saw classic Matsuda walk down through the entrance, I marked out. The return of old school OCW personalities is sure to bring ratings up. Yes, Trisha can get it Dupree's an ass but hes great comedy. Roofus certainly stands out on the camera. Tobin Frost continues to suplex the living hell out of everybody he faces and I love it. Could we see an alliance between Scofield and Razor? OMG! could be one of the best reasons to tune into Ambition. What an amazing episode of Ambition! 5* Night! COMMERCIAL BREAK Riot 332 With the King of OCW continuing on Riot, we saw another first round matchup of my good friend Mugen against Cerberus member Cody Storm. Cody seemed to have control of this match for a good portion of the match and with the exception of a few moments, Mugen could not get a groove going for himself in the match. Solid win for Cody. 4* The second match of the night featured Jacob Trance facing off against Chris Mania. This hard hitting match ended with a painful submission from Trance. Good way to get in to Round 2. 4* The severely angered Matsuda faced off Leonheart in another King of OCW Round 1 matchup. My good friend Matsuda was looking to get revenge of Leonheart for what he did to Dimsmore weeks ago but that was to no avail. This match featured some appearances by both Dimsmore and Spider who ultimately evened up the numbers. Leonheart takes this one and gets all of Cerberus into the next round of the King of OCW. 4 1/4* OCW Hardcore Champion Paul Pugh faced off against OCW Television Champion Michael Hollywood in a great 1st round match. The rookie superstar was looking to get an upset over the veteran but this technical masterpiece ended with Pugh picking up another win and moving on into the 2nd round. 4 1/4* The Main Event of the night and final 1st round matchup in the King of OCW featured Jookie Marley & Dimsmore. The angered Dimsmore was looking to get revenge for his fellow OMG members who were eliminated earlier in the night. Jookie Marley has looked better than ever since returning to regular action recently. He followed this up by pulling out the big upset over Dimsmore and moving on in to the 2nd round. 4 1/2* and an extra 1/4* for a match of the night. The night ended with a certainly odd moment as masked men attacked OCW World Champion Parker Stevens and put him right through a table head first. These are definitely guys that mean business and we can only wait to see who is behind this. Quick Riot 332 Notes The OMG guys are extremely entertaining but the conflicts within the group will be interesting to watch. Spider better watch himself before he wrecks himself. Tobin Frost & Sean McGee could be a solid feud Mmmm pizza. The true villain Matsuda may have stepped the line this time around. Poor Roofus Dimsmore taking the first shot at Cerberus in what I hope will be an amazing battle between two powerful factions. Every time Michael Hollywood performs the Shattered Dreams, I cringe. COMMERCIAL BREAK OCW Gossip OCW officials are surprised at how Ambition's ratings are strongly beating Riot's. Since some of the talent have become Ambition regulars like Paul Pugh and Tiberius Dupree, a surge in ratings has occurred. Could more wrestlers become Ambition regulars? Can Ambition sustain this? Will the Riot GM look to do something drastic to change this? OCW officials are apparently very high on Roofus Ruckingston The Thoid's on-camera abilities and his future looks very bright in OCW. Rumor is that he's looking to branch out into other forms of media. A documentary on his life and a memoir could be in the works. An inebriated Matsumoto was seen backstage at Ambition looking to pick fights with anybody he could find, including multiple camermen, wardrobe personnel, Trisha Waldrop & Jookie Marley just to name a few of his targets. Word going around OCW is that a new influx of talent could be coming in from many parts of the world including Japan & Mexico to revitalize the EX-Division. Can any of the new talent make an impact? OCW Officials are somewhat split in regards to the OMG faction. Some like the group composition, but the general consensus is that with such a talented group of individuals the name is not over. A quote from one of the agent's "They have the look, they have the names, they have the pedigree." "It's like if you named Revolution Inc the Rebel Guys, if you named The Death Syndicate, Deadly Corp, The Bloodline, Plasma Patrol, or The 4 Horseman, The Horse 4, it just makes no damn sense." The FBI have been raiding the records of numerous clinics and laboratories linked to performance-enhancing substances. According to my sources, one OCW talent seems to be mentioned in many of the records seized by the FBI. A certain person with rather large arms is who I am being told. Parker Stevens needed medical assistance immediately after his attack on Riot. Will a possible head injury keep him out of action longer than expected? With King of OCW 2nd Round about to be underway. Are there more surprises in store? More upsets? That is this week's Wrestling Ichiban Weekly. Arigato and Sayonara!

There is only one son of god . Cody fucking storm

I rarely, ever agree with Stephanie Heart but holy shit, I loled IRL. Good one creamcake! And yes i've been adding "Cake" To everything I said, I'm fat! you got a problem with it? I will fucking kill you!

Damned if you do damned if you don't!

Thank spoon <3

Ninja you racist.

I dont know if your being sarcastic, or genuine.

It's crazy Cerby cakes are all in rnd 2, and everybody I expected to probably win is now out of the god damn tournament!. The Irony is Dims puts on an ermagerd shirt, and Kid Jamaica goes over. Good match but still what the fucking fuck fuck. Vinnie V is somewhere laughing his ass off if he remember to laugh. Jesus Christ this tournament just got a whole hell of a lot more interesting. Someone do the match because I have a 3rd Grade Education, Cerby has now like a is it 35? or something chance collectively to win it all?

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c86/slimtrips/CornetteFace.png If it was put in certain places it would be fine, but it felt really jumbled. I don't know if it was to put Cerb over, put leon over, put nani over, about the angle I don't know. I will say if Dims came and murdered leon, and he kicked out at the last second that would be cool, but then it kinda puts LEON GOES OVER again. IDK it was a mashup and not a usually good one. As for Marley, holler at me on aim lil ninja.

He's the world's most stunning Hollywood Dream! He's A lister, he own his own basketball team! When the evil Paparazzi attack! This Leading man, don't cut them no slack! Ambition taught him to be kind of Extreme! Micheal Leads Grace holds the gear! EZ Cash is cool but slow! /chorus

I don't know how to feel now that I am not alone in this. That's fucking awesome.

Holy shit those matches, holy fucking shit.