Jacob Trance

Burying folk that have done more than you ever will never goes very far

When I say to take it to PM I genuinely mean it. You're all grown ass men, act it. It's very grating.

We've had corruption? Send for the man!

I liked it

I was referring to stuff someone said in the shoutbox in regards to their character, which showed up on your show, not the idea of an interview segment itself. But we needed a replacement for Ron Portman I suppose.

I didn't confuse them at all... It was on purpose :( But yeah, that was a horrible joke.

Oh brother Aries... http://blog.iobit.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/javascript-error-1.gif

Right guys, take it to PM.

This has escalated. But yeah, I don't mean your characters translating, I mean an additional piece of text so the people reading the shows know what you're saying without having to go get a translator.

Trance Talks Turmoil Page Two Take two, seeing as the site ate it last time. Alex Fischer Segment Well written, but woah, woah, woah, woah... How dare you not just ignore the fact you lost, or try to cover it by screaming 'HE GOT LUCKY' like everyone else would? I enjoyed this promo, and I hope you maybe decide to stick around / come back from what it is you're doing if you get the time. Always welcome. Cactus Gauge Segment Holy balls Cactus is Jacked... Hah, terrible joke. Anyway, breaking the fourth wall when done right is funny, using insider/smark terms like kayfabe in a promo just comes across as desperation for cool points, I don't like it, maybe other people do. I had actually gotten a slight sneak peak at this, not because I was shown it, but more so because it was suggested Quincannon from Preacher was going to be used as inspiration, and it shows. This isn't a bad thing, if someone can pick up slight nuances you've adopted then you've nailed what you were going for. If someone wanted to be inspired by, say, Goldust, but we thought he was in fact Rhyno then it's not portraying the character you want it to. My oh my, something might have been set up for Summercide here... Interesting. Alex Fischer vs. Jordan Jax - Match I quite enjoyed this, there's a good grasp of FPR in there. It was short enough, I just feel like with what's happening in regards to Fischer it may have made more sense for Jax to get this win, people on the way out of the territory traditionally put the other person over, but that's not how we do things here, we're competitive. Good job to both involved, build on it, seize it. Willow and Sophia Segment We'll see how long these ladies can be friendly with each other for once the title starts getting in the way of spa days and afternoon tea. Good advancement of the Inner Circle thing going on over on RIOT, because obviously they're Willows extended family. Kassidy Hayes Segment Some more Preacher elements here... I remember saying I wish Kass would be less vanilla and more like Cassidy, the vampire. Turns out that's what he's went and done, and I love it. Obviously it's brutal, it wouldn't happen in real life, but you can imagine it as a super over produced movie style segment, akin to Lucha Underground. You've went a little way away from being the guy PMing me asking for RP inspiration, you've found something that fits. Might I suggested splicing in a little Deacon Frost from Blade? If not, it's cool. I enjoyed this segment for what it was, but ease up on saving people, I done that for a long while, I don't want to have to remove your fangs. Part Three coming after some more discussion.

Tonight works. Got a long ass time thanks to GMT

Site chewed up my review of page two... Will redo tomorrow :|

Not tonight son, not tonight. How'd Kass match with Quinn go?

Page two of the trance talks turmoil review will come post bar session. I've read a good deal and holy shit, someone went from vanilla to my new favourite character

Trance Talks Turmoil Page One Welcome to the first edition of Trance Talks Turmoil, in which I will review Turmoil, obviously. The show opens with commentary, they big up the fact we are no longer travelling because Mugen refuses to allow it. Malu Segment Up next comes Malu, the champion no one thought deserved to be champion at the start because "lol they want a vet." He bigs up his tag match later on in the night, good idea but he also uses it to speak individually about everyone involved, which is a great idea, because they could be potential opponents for his title at some point in the near future. He lets us know he doesn't really care about B-17, he just wants Dennis but if the Last Action Hero decides to get in the way, then he'll remove him. Día de los Muertos Segment I sadly do not speak Spanish because I'm an uncultured swine, but I ran it through google translate, which is all fine and well, but you should really provide a little translation of what you're saying underneath your actions, so people, you know, know what you're saying. For example: Sugar Skull - Esta noche, no será formalidades. OCW, sabes quien soy. Usted sabe quiénes somos. Hasta este punto hemos aquí a divertirse y a pasar un buen rato. A partir de esta noche, ha cambiado. Debido a los acontecimientos recientes que algunos de ustedes pueden o no sabe, que nos mantuvo fuera de Turmoil la semana pasada, una cierta mamadora de pene que aún no damos el placer de nombrar, ha arruinado nuestra diversión. Nuestro buen momento. Así, a partir de esta noche, arruinamos su. (Tonight, there will be formalities. OCW, you know who I am. You know who we are. Up to this point we have here to have fun and have a good time. From tonight, he has changed. Due to recent events which some of you may or may not know, that kept us out of Turmoil last week, some sucker penis not yet give pleasure to name, it has ruined our fun. Our good time. Thus, from tonight, we ruin it.) It just makes it easier for the reader to know what you're actually talking about, after all, prophetical warnings about doomsday only really work if we know it's coming. Adam Adams Segment Rookies, this is how you get noticed. Brought in at the final hour because of a no show, Adam smashes out a role play that not only makes sense given his situation, but is good. He even referenced happenings on previous shows, showing he's not all about his own stuff. Even works the potential lack of music deal... Leading into... TJ Stevens vs. Adam Adams - Match I can't tell if I want that to be Double A's permanent music or not, but his entrance and CAW look like someone you'd expect to see trying out for a show. I won't say much on the match, his FPR was fine, it was fun enough to play. One thing I will comment on though, he knee dropped me with his uncovered knee. He also played like a face, when we had a tie-up stalemate he wasn't smashing the strike button like a goon to get some damage off. Some of my moves are still a little off, but it'll be fixed. Good job kid, welcome to the OCW family. Jordan Jax Segment Another new guy, getting his sleeves rolled up and digging in. He wasn't sure about the catchphrase, but the commentary team have picked up on it so I'm guessing someone out there likes it. I quite like the gimmick, I'm picturing a kind of 70's guy meets Jersey Shore kinda deal, from the way you're speaking, but I might be way off. Sebastian Abbott / Jimmy Henry Segment Nice little nod to Jimmy and his past, I can't help but feel sorry for Ginger which makes me hope that this culminates in Ginger versus Seb, Jimmy somehow gets involved, resulting in Ginger sneaking a win, and we get more of Jimmy vs. Seb as a good little feud. Fantasy booking! Yay! Seriously though, please don't shit in peoples bags, you'll make Parker one up you by shitting all over your house. And that is the end of page one, which was a very enjoyable page. More later folks! Feel free to discuss the opinions I've expressed here as well as your own.

Not that I know of.

I think we are countin how many times B-17 has lost to me?

First.

Maybe you should have showed up for your last match.

You get out what you put in

Earth, Wind, Fire, Water, Heart. By our powers combined we are.... CAPTAIN PLANET! Anyway, OOC and I didn't shoehorn B-17 into things, he unfortunately shoe horned himself into things. Like losing to me over and over. But seriously, B-17 is technically hamstrung by the blue name when it comes to opportunities, now discuss RIOT not how little time left there is for B to win a belt before we go on break.

I wanted Nitro, Parker got my hopes up for me to discover it wasn't in this year

You might be right... You get out what you put in.

There's a super secret Flake Four Way featuring those who are gone. Anyway, there's a lot of quality on this card, and a few good opportunities to get in the shop window for Summercide.

I like the initiative, but we'd need to get a cutout version of it so it looks better. Note: Did you spoil Parker showing up on Turmoil?