Jacob Trance

First.

They keep trying to retire me, I'm expecting a tire iron in my near future, or a woodshed.

Are members responsible for counting up their points or are you gonna have a tournament panel?

Are you and TJ going to do some flippy bullshit and make Malu hate you?

What does 3.5 pages of submissions look like?

Hint

http://i1.wp.com/media.boingboing.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/1269cbTHUMB-goodguy-with-a-gun.jpg?fit=600%2C336

If B-17 doesn't still have his horse next week I'm calling the cops for animal abuse.

http://31.media.tumblr.com/d3b7a720edc9010c415f0ff57f38d8f0/tumblr_na4x5hMjud1smcbm7o1_500.gif Jackson, Malu and Madison stole the show. Props to Seb on once again being consistently on the show, your stuff isn't as long as everyone else, but it's still valued.

Dude. There's no content. That's the horse shit. I'm not arguing with you, but there you have it, the promo took longer than putting the show together because there's very little to put on the show. That's not my fault, or is it actually my problem. I've delivered the content that was submitted, albeit late, but you have it. Nah fam, horse shit, the show was late and on a different template, that's why there's no content.

It's not horse shit. Oh and I'm sorry I've been ILL and dealing with personal shit, I forgot that this shit should take precedence over everything and anything. Here's the thing Ed, I don't like the other template because it takes a lot, lot longer, especially without FTP access. Why didn't you get commentary this week? Cos I got two matches. As for the last part, staff already discussed that. Thanks for your time and your content, don't see your name on the show except falling out of Madison's mouth though. You're right though, meant to be your go home show, so fucking put work in, people no show matches, get a replacement. Not just sit on a high horse and bitch and whine when you don't like something.

You'll probably die of it with this one.

http://ocwfed.tv/recapshow/turmoil/turmoilyel.png The I Don't Know Why I Try Edition No Spoilers Till Page 2 Turmoil 132 Card Below. http://ocwfed.tv/recapshow/turmoil/turmoilyel.png

I reckon the reason you didn't get put in was the FPR debacle from awhile ago. I'm not being a dick, just opaque so you know.

I knew you'd come, Senor Buffét told me so.

Chill the fuck out guys. Note: Bray, Ace, Madison, Dennis... Maybe even Seb... I'll be seeing you all shortly.

Oh I'm almost certain Dennis has nothing to do with this, Madison just likes curling up with Gretchen

Jacob Trance is American bub. I was framed, by that sewer rat Madison, or she had something to do with it. It explains why she decided to go on "vacation."

Some would suggest being denied such t-shirts saves them from a future full of therapy

The following role play happens on the morning of Turmoil 130 and as such may contain material some people may view as spoilers, although as of posting it does not contain anything held on Turmoil 130 and only uses public knowledge from previous episodes. The scene opens in a dingy cell, former world heavyweight champion Jacob Trance sits alone on the concrete slab, looking up at the small ventilation window as wisps of dust float in and out of the sunlight. He sighs and lays down only to bolt upright when the cell door clicks and slams open. Officer: You're free to go. Jacob blinks. Trance: And why is that? The officer looks sheepish. Officer: We um… Reviewed the footage of that woman stealing your shirt… Like you said it was there, on the OCW Network. Trance shakes his head. Trance: So… I'll make my match tonight? Officer: I'm afraid not… Processing will take a few more hours but we also noticed that the guys that handed in the t-shirt worked in that company too. Trance face palms. Trance: So… Like I said all along… It was a set up. Why on earth would I steal 300 boxes of Dennis Black t-shirts when I'm trying to get his stupid TV Title. Officer: We don't know sir, that's what we had to find out. Trance: Is there ANY WAY I can get out of here quicker? The officer chews his bottom lip. Officer: If you could maybe get your buddy Aries to come pick you up… Sign some stuff… Take a few photos… That'd probably do it. Trance stares incredulously, before holding out his hand. Trance: Phone please. The officer hands over an old Nokia 3210, which Trance quickly punches in the number and puts it on loud speaker as it connects. Operator: The number you have dialled is no longer in service. Please check the number and try again. It clicks off, Trance just looking at it. Trance: Oh come the fuck on… Officer: No cussing. Trance groans. Trance: Whatever… The officer stands and states before leaving: Officer: We’ll try and get you out of here by ten PM.

And that damned New World Odour

Foif

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We actually need a white meat baby face to try and cancel out the hanger of heels we have. Dennis is at a point where he's basically the bitch minion(making him a heel) so hopefully embraces being a weasel, alas edge and lita. Jacksons excelling in his role which, ironically, is being Double A/Seth Morrison better than the man himself. The gentlemans club are doing what they need to do, the convoy really have caught my eye but along with the skull faces that's... A lot of bad guy factions. You've also got the Orphanage in the mix too. There's a tag division... Of bad guys. Could Seb manage to be that face? Maybe. He needs help getting there on the sticks and in writing though, maybe he'll take me up on my open door policy if he needs advice like other folk have. There's also a big ass storm outside which has brought me to the thread.

#demviewsthorite