Antonio Everrett

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The scene opens with a panning shot of the main sign of ‘Millionaire’s Beach Spa and Resort’ except the whole place is in complete disarray. The sign looks almost out of battery, chairs and tables are scattered all over the place, some littered with half-consumed drinks or just general waste strewn about all over the place. The camera follows in to track Johnny Millionaire himself, standing beside Jerome Hamilton and Kareem Franklin. All of them look rather dapper. The three are standing before an assimilated crowd that seem to all be employees of Millionaire’s Beach Spa and Resort. Johnny: So, as you all know- A voice cries out ‘No we don’t!’ from the back of the crowd, clearly voicing his dislike of his employer. Johnny: YOU MOTHE- ahem, as I was saying. I have gathered you all here today to discuss the future of Millionaire’s Beach Spa and Resort. As you might already be aware, business is down, like, in the toilet down. So with that being said, there’s going to be a few changes around here. This gets the crowd talking Johnny: I know I haven’t been the best boss at times to you all… Another voice cries ‘You can say that again!’. Johnny winces as if he was expecting to hear that. Johnny: Yep. So, with that being said, instead of letting you all voice your grievances now, I’m going to give you all the… give you all the chance to… give you all the chance to opt-out-of-your-contract-now. The pain in Johnny’s face is obvious, thinking about all that money he’s going to have to pay. Jerome pats him on the back gently in support. Johnny: That begins now. So, if you want to leave, you can go. Your full contract will be paid out. But, if you stay, know that things are going to be different around here. Annnnnnd, I might just double your pay up for your loyalty. There is stunned silence for a moment amongst the crowd. Something about Johnny seemed genuine in that statement. Then, a third voice cries out ‘You said you’d double our pay three months ago!’ which reignites the crowd as they all begin to grab their things and leave the establishment. Johnny, Jerome and Kareem stand in the centre of the frame as people exit one after another, Johnny simply standing there, defeated, with his hands on his hips. Johnny: There, I did it. Happy now? Jerome: You did what needed to be done my guy, me and Kareem, we got so many plans for this place, sometimes you just gotta start over. Kareem: Wait, has everyone left?? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. The camera zooms out and the room is now completely empty, the trio are stood in the middle of the room - Fresh Prince of Belair style. Kareem: Hey, hey, hey, hey, it’s okay, don’t worry about it big man. You got all the money in the world to pay these dudes off! We gonna hire the GREATEST new team that the entire world has EVER seen and we gonna turn this into the best Penthouse you could ever imagine! Jerome: That’s right baby, and you gonna show everybody who the real Johnny Millionaire is, cuz I know deep deep down you got the power to help some brothers have a good time! Just like we gonna help each other in the ring! Kareem: And if that ain’’t the truth! Speaking of in ring, haven’t you gotta match tonight? Hey, you go get yourself to the Garden my guy, me and Jerome will start brainstorming some ideas for how we gonna get this place looking F-R-E-S-H! Johnny: That’s fine I’ll just take my private heli- The camera pans to a man in a pilot’s uniform leaving the building then back to Johnny. Johnny: Oh yeah, they left. Johnny stares daggers at Kareem. The two just smile and shrug. Johnny:Right, guess I’m goin’ the ollllllld fashioned way. With that, Johnny adjusts his blazer and begins strutting out of the building, whistling as he walks. The scene fades out as Kareem and Jerome start walking around the empty room, furiously taking notes.

After days of speculation, it has finally been confirmed that UK grime stars AJ Tracey and Dave will be performing live in Milan to accompany OCW Riot Star Antonio Everrett to the ring. While it has not been confirmed which song the pair will be performing, they more than likely will be playing their hit song ‘Thiago Silva’, which has been featured as Antonio Everrett’s entrance music ever since his split with long time friend Doc Green. ‘Thiago Silva’ was released in 2016, and has achieved certified Gold status, amassing over 400’000 chart sales. The song was also ranked as the 10th most influential Grime track of the 2010s by Complex magazine. http://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/510912143126691855/675591977030516746/Press_release_fin.png Everrett, alongside Terra Daturas, was spotted in London last weekend with the grime artists, getting to know Dave (left) and AJ Tracey (right) as we draw closer to the big event. Only time will tell who comes out on top at The Clash, however this only adds to the excitement of what already is a highly anticipated Unsanctioned bout.

The boos coalesce into one deafening chorus as Doc Green paces around the ring, tearing the renowned FAME shirt from his chest and throwing it onto Antonio Everrett, blanketing him in a dark shroud of his past. Doc moves to the right-hand side of the ring, audibly commanding a stagehand to hand him a microphone, which is promptly placed into his outstretched hand. He turns to the writhing body on the ground, his face full of venom as he motions to speak. Doc: You know… exactly why I’m here. You embarrassed me, just like you always did, twisting my moment to make it all about you, yet again, when it should be my name on the lips of every man, woman, and child who ever chose to give a damn about the Uncrowned... By this time, Doc Green is squatting down, his free hand resting on the mat, almost stalking the barely moving carcass of his former tag team partner as he lays there, his head turned away from the man who betrayed him at OCW 15th Anniversary. Doc: ...But that’s not how the story is going to go anymore, Antonio. The crowd lets out a long ‘ooh!’ through the continued booing as Doc utters the name of Antonio Everrett for the first time since the capitulation of the Uncrowned. Doc: Just let it go. It’s only going to get worse for you if you let this continue. And luckily for me, I know your ego isn’t going to let that happen. Doc Green meticulously steps forward and places a boot on Everrett’s head. Doc: And that means that I get to show you what happens to people that try to take my spotlight away from me. So, when you’re out of commision next week, when you tune into Riot as the rest of the world does too to see the true star of the Uncrowned embarrass one of your closest friends, and maybe just then, you’ll think about what you’ve done. As he finishes his sentence, Doc is now leaning over Everrett, his boot grinding Antonio’s head into the mat as he stops and turns his attention to the thousands in attendance witnessing this humiliation. Doc lets out a massive wry grin through his well kept beard, and opens his arms as he laps up the hostile atmosphere before turning towards the X-Tron. Doc: AC Cobra! Is it too late now? Doc sarcastically throws up the dog symbol Cobra and Antonio originated for the 6-man tag team match they were in just weeks before, and then turns his attention back to Everrett. Doc: Let this be a lesson. I hope you’ll be careful next time you choose to pick a fight you can’t win, mate. Doc drops the mic onto Antonio Everrett’s body with a final, climactic thud, before casually exiting the ring to the continued chorus of boos and jeers, a huge grin on his face.

It’s a sunny day at Millionaire’s Million Dollar Beach Spa and resort. The light winter breeze is nippy on the skin; not that would ever stop the man himself from enjoying a great day off this holiday season. Johnny: Hey! What’s an overly attractive man gotta do for a drink around here?! The camera cuts in to Johnny Millionaire relaxing on a comically oversized sun-bed, complete with gigantic pillows supporting his elbows. His shades resting dubiously on his head, giant patches of unrubbed sun cream are visible all over his almost naked body, bar some tight speedos and a tanning reflector placed over his shoulders. Servan.. Staff #1: Yes coming right up sir! Muffled footsteps are heard trailing off in the background as Johnny Millionaire lays his head back and lets out a deep sigh of relief. Johnny: Ahhh, this is the life. Absolutely ZERO matches to be worrying about over Christmas. There’s absolutely NOTHING keeping me from spending my well earned VACATION. There are many things on my mind this winter; keeping my tan at its precise shade of mango melody; making assloads of money on my world famous Instagram account selling awful teeth whiteners not even I would dare to use; and of course, buying Christmas presents for everyone I care and love… myself. But the one thing that is definitely NOT on my mind… is wrestling. No more wrestling for Johnny Millionaire in 2019! Finally, no more stupid OCW Live dates, or backstage lollygagging. Just… me time. Staff #2: Your drink sir! Staff #1: By the way sir, I think you dropped this. With his eyes closed, Johnny extends his hand expectantly, waiting for his drink. Instead, he has handed a leaflet, reading ‘OCW Live: December 2 Remember!’ Johnny opens one eye in confusion and begins scanning the page. Johnny: Dropped what? I wasn’t given any stupid OCW leaflet. Hang on… Johnny reads his name on the leaflet. Johnny: OH WHAT THE HELL! And here I was, thinking I could simply enjoy my Christmas off without some goofball handing me this stupid leaflet! Staff #2 (Kareem Franklin): That wasn’t very nice! Johnny: Hang on a minute… I’d recognise that scrawny, whiny bitch’s voice anywhere! Johnny tears the moustache from Kareem’s face, revealing… another moustache. He tears it off again, exposing the much more life-like hair of Kareem’s full beard. Nonetheless, he grabs at the hair of Mr. Franklin, causing him to let out a yelp and forcing Jerome, still wearing his fake moustache, to step in. Johnny turns his attention to the larger man, with a crazed and paranoid stare, and grabs at Jerome’s moustache as well, tearing it off as Jerome resists and shoves back, knocking off his top hat and creating a stand-off situation, as Johnny holds a fistful of fake moustaches. Jerome: Hey man, nobody kicks me in the nuts and gets away with it. You just showin’ us exactly who we been sayin’ you is for weeks now. So why don’t you do yourself a favour and save yourself for OCW Live because you gonna learn to not mess with the real deal ever again! Jerome takes a step forward into Johnny’s personal space. Johnny scrunches up the moustaches and chucks them into the pool. Johnny: SECURITY! Get these rag tag butt munchin’ sunamaguns’ off my Beach Spa and Holiday Resort right now! And make sure non a y’all have any moustaches, I wanna know EXACTLY who you all are! With that, Jerome and Kareem quickly look over their shoulders as movement can be heard getting louder and louder. They turn back and make a break for it. Jerome intentionally barges into Johnny, sending him careening into the pool. Kareem: Haha! That’ll serve you right you damn pansy! See you at OCW Live: December 2 Remember, hahaha! With that, the pair disappear off into the shadows somewhere within the Holiday Beach Spa and Resort. The camera cuts back to Johnny shouting obscenities at his security as the scene fades out.

Following the devastating attack suffered at the hands of Doc Green, OCW star Antonio Everrett was treated at a local medical facility last night after suffering a ‘Severe Bone Contusion’ on his left knee. Everrett, who competed in a tag team title bout last night at OCW 15th Anniversary, could miss up to 6 weeks of action, but the Riot star is yet to be ruled out of OCW’s upcoming Live Tour. Everrett has not won a singles match on OCW television since August 7th, and his recent run of bad luck may be set to continue with both a physical and mental recovery on the horizon. We are yet to receive any comment from Antonio himself, but he was spotted boarding a flight to Heathrow Airport, London, to spend time with his family during this difficult period. He reportedly appeared to be ‘walking with limited support from his peers’. We would like to wish him the best of luck in his recovery.

The scene opens to a familiar sight of a grungy looking London gym. The Uncrowned are sitting in the same position they were but a few days ago, both looking dreary, but an air of determination is present as Antonio addresses the camera. Antonio: C.Q.C, I have to hand it to ya, you finally mustered up the courage to finally respond. And I only really have one thing to say to you guys. Antonio: Thank you. Antonio leans in. Antonio: The opportunity that you have given us is more than we ever could have imagined. An opportunity for us to earn our way back up to the top. It may not seem like we’ve had to earn much over the past few months, but trust me when I say that this match means everything. Antonio: This isn’t just an opportunity for us to fight for those tag titles once again, this is an opportunity for us to prove to ourselves that we belong here. That we aren’t just here because of what we’ve achieved over the past year, that we’re here because of what we can do right now. Doc: And believe me, this time, we’re not going to be looking past Devil’s Night. C.Q.C, you can stay on your pedestals, we don’t care about that anymore. Not until we beat whoever’s going to be standing across from us that night. Bring Golden Cobra, bring Rhyme Tyme, hell, bring P3. Nothing is standing in our way to victory on Devil’s Night, and then we can talk about a rematch. Antonio: So if you’ll excuse us, we have a match to prepare for. We’ll be waiting. With that, the two walk away intensely.

The screen is dark for a moment but passes as the familiar hand of Antonio Everrett pulls away. He appears to be sat in a grungy gym, with visible mould spread across the back right corner of the tall white walls, with splotches of brick visible where the paint has worn away. A damp towel wrapped around his neck, his skin is glazed with sweat, and he holds a large water bottle in his right hand, as he turns his head to address the camera. Everrett: I didn’t think we’d have to be doing this again to be honest, but how long has it been since we issued our final challenge to CQC? 53 bloody days and we couldn’t even get a text back? Literally f*ck all. The ‘Undisputed Tag Champs’ have been silent ever since they beat us at SummerCide, and I’ll tell you exactly why, because they know for a fact they got away with one big time. Everrett rests his arms on his knees and leans forward. Everrett: They know for a fact that they haven’t got the bottle to step into the ring with us one final time. But I digress. At the end of the day, we had a chance and we lost, twice! But if you’re gonna say no, don’t piss around with us and give us the silent treatment. We’ve been training all day everyday for almost two months, for a match we don’t even know that we’re gonna have. As Everrett finishes his last sentence, from the solitary mirror located, the familiar sight of the second member of the Uncrowned, Doc Green, makes his way in front of the camera, in a similar physical state to his partner. He wears a black cap, with his dreadlocks poking out the back in a long ponytail, with matching black jogging bottoms and trainers, as well as a soaking towel draped over his left shoulder. The two acknowledge each other’s presence with a nod, and Doc makes his way fully into frame, with an equally stoic focus, setting up a rickety folding chair and sitting down as he picks up from where his tag partner left off. Doc: And while you two have been sunning it up in God knows what five-star beach resort in the middle of nowhere, we’ve been taking it back to our roots to remind ourselves just how much we want this. We only ask for one thing… the confirmation that you two have the balls to step into the ring again, where Ev and I are going to give you the fight of your lives. Doc has a thousand yard stare in his eyes, but quickly snaps out of it and faces the camera again. Doc: Yeah, maybe we did think that at Summercide, the belts would just fall into our laps; maybe we didn’t take it seriously enough. But I promise you this, this time, we have zero intention of underestimating our competition. You beat us fair and square, yes, but when the gimmicks, the smoke and mirrors, the surprise attacks from all those months ago are gone, we will out-wrestle you, and we will take those titles you hold so dear. Everrett: Devil’s Night is almost here. Clock’s ticking, mate. With that, Everrett stands up and walks towards the camera. The screen fades to black as he turns it off..

Video from @OCW_DocGreen: The screen is black for a moment, but as a hand moves away from the camera, the faces of Antonio Everrett and Doc Green can be seen as they both are sat down on a sofa. They are outside, the sun beats down onto the pair as they are clearly enjoying a luxurious getaway following their loss at SummerCide. They are both dressed appropriately for the occasion. Doc wearing a small pair of swimming shorts and shades, Antonio, unsurprisingly, wearing a tight pair of speedos, complete with sunglasses and neck-towel to match. He also seems to have some smudges of sun cream under his eyes that has not been rubbed in yet, like any good British tourist would have.. Despite the beautiful setting, the two do not look in the best of spirits as Doc begins to speak. Doc: A couple of weeks ago we truly believed we’d be sitting here as your new OCW Undisputed World’s Tag Team Champions. Obviously, on that night in Miami, we bottled it. We did, and as much as we didn’t want to admit it, CQC deserved it. They beat us fair and square, they won again. Antonio: That’s right, Doc. But this one hurt so much more than the last one. The first time we faced those lads we weren’t ready, everybody could see that. But in Miami, there was no excuse for us, it was our chance to prove ourselves once and for all that we could do it together but just like you say, we absolutely bottled it. Doc: So we came out here to the beautiful beaches of Tenerife to try and decompress the disappointment; but no matter what we do, we just can’t get that night off our minds. Watching Cohle and Quartz climb that ladder together victoriously, it just eats away at you; really brings out the worst in you that I didn’t even think was possible. Antonio: And I 100% promise you we didn’t come all this way to have this constantly on repeat in our minds, which brings us to why we’re talking to you right now. Antonio Everrett leans forward. Antonio: Rust Cohle… Inness Quartz. We know we got September to Remember coming up but we’re thinking much further ahead of that. OCW Anniversary. Let’s run it back one more time. No silly games, no special stipulations, just the Uncrowned and CQC one final time for those Tag Team Championships, just like we did almost a year ago. Doc: And if we lose, you won’t hear anything from us, ever again. No excuses, no complaints, nothing. Antonio: Oh yeah, let me make one thing absolutely clear, if you step into the ring with us one more time, you won’t be facing the Uncrowned. You’ll be stepping inside the ring with former Light Heavyweight Champion Antonio Everrett and former OCW World Heavyweight Champion Doc Green. We know exactly what we need to do to beat you. We look forward to your response. With that, Antonio leans forward and the camera is turned off.

It’s a S-S-S-SUPER RIOT which only means one thing, let’s get this big daddy reviewed. Pretty decent opening match between Blacksmith and Ricky, was a bit of a beatdown in parts but Ricky showed some babyface fire to comeback at certain points, obviously he needs to shake off some of that rust after a while out. Blacksmith looked dominant in victory which will help him out a lot, just get that goddamn theme fixed! Good promo from Bobby adding more layers onto his character going into his match at Consequence. Would’ve liked to see Telos on this show to build the match a bit more but what can ya do. Pride title match is definitely one of the matches with less heat going into it but I look forward to any Bobby match nonetheless. Tag team match between the Archer bois was a beatdown again unfortunately, which did become a recurring theme throughout the night. Archer and Maximus with some pretty decent tag team chemistry, and they look good going into their segment at Consequence. Whether he wants the title or not, Archer is a great heel champion and he looked great in this match character-wise, looked to me like he was pretty much making Maximus do his bidding, then stepping in when he was needed, good shit! Ashley needs a custom FI briefcase imo, the less WWE branded things we can get on the show the better. The match with Elsa was.. fine. A little FPR issue I spotted where Elsa did three moves in a row, but Jehst is a professional so it won’t happen again I imagine. Elsa looked very much on top in the beginning but Ashley used some dastardly heel tactics to get back into it, what a dick! The classic foot on the ropes finish, and Ashley picks up the controversial win. Tre Golden gets the upper hand going into their match at Consequence, I'm excited to see how this one pans out. For me, it’s one of the harder ones to predict on the show and I can really see it going either way. Arguably, Tre needs the win a bit more than Cort but we’re just gonna have to wait and see! A nice little RP to send us home, with Tre finally growing wise to Cort’s mind games. Wholesome Valk joins back up with the Inception crew, but WHERE’S BOOBY? Nice touch from them to play into the Bobby breakdown angle, and Valk finally makes peace with her friends. A lot of potential here RP-wise for explanations as to why Valk decided to have a change of heart, again I’ll be interested to see where they take it. B17 shilling his merchandise to an 11 year old actually made me laugh out loud, such a dick move and it is so fitting with the character, then he took the fiver off of him and I was done lmaoo. Heel B17 is so good, Adam just seems to understand how to play his character perfectly in my opinion, awesome stuff! Nice video work from the Riot rookie bois once again! Keeping it simple with just a classic three way razzle dazzle, but that’s all you need sometimes, and it worked. Nice to see El Parca get one-up on these two behemoths that just seem hell bent on destroying him, you love to see it. Drago vs Nate? Oh boy this is gonna be good! Wasn’t around to see their main event obviously, but I’m definitely gonna go back and watch that before we see this bad boy unfold at Summercide. I’m interested to see where they take this in terms of how they’re going to build it, with it currently being babyface vs babyface, but it’s pretty much an open goal scenario so I’m definitely excited. I mean, these two pretty much can transcend traditional roles, especially Nate, so there’s a lot of potential for a compelling story to be told. Nice little RP to start it off, hopefully we can see a bit of an escalation as we get closer and closer to the big match. The main event was very good. A lot of back and forth, but B17 pretty much kept the upper hand until towards the end, where it looked like it either of them could’ve taken it. Of course, the game doesn’t want us to have nice things, so another controversial ending involving the ropes, but I think it works to keep B17 strong, and I’m sure he’ll be able to take this and run with it after Consequence. Overall, again a very decent show actually, a lot of beatdowns unfortunately match-wise but a few very nice angles heading into the PPV this Sunday and beyond, especially with Drago and Nate. MOTN: B17 vs H20, Harvey keeps up a string of having very good matches lately. RPOTN: Gonna have to go for the Drago and Nate staredown, but honourable mention to the Parca, Klein and Grimm. Aight, see you on Sunday motherfuckers, Consequence is gonna be GOODT.

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Hey motherfuckers I’m back, seen a decline in reviews recently so I’ll pick up the torch I put down for a lil bit. Doc and Dupree with a lovely little segment. Doc is quite an underrated promo in my eyes, and Dupree is obviously phenomenal. Getting a new #1 Contender, yay! Was looking forward to Doc’s original match for Consequence though… #justicefor#1contender. I’m not quite sure what the T.Y Sparks character is, but I like the look and the moveset, just missing a bit of the promo work and he’ll almost be ready to do some serious damage. Pretty good match with Nicolas Maximus, I remember a lovely little ending sequence and Sparks picks up a big win, nice! A good ominous promo from Leo Grimm, never seen so much deliverance in one promo, let’s hope he DELIVERS in the ring… I’ll see myself out. Lovely RP between 3 of the biggest stars on Riot at the moment. The main event on the Xbox side is looking STACKED, with Cort, H20 and Boingo all looking like they could be a serious threat to Doc’s throne. Keeps all the plates spinning, great stuff! Nice visual created with the Archer Academy guys, with Benji ominously watching over the goings on, made me think of like a mob boss or something which is pretty cool. Haven’t been following the Academy too much but it’s nice to see loads of Turmoil guys looking to get involved, I’ll definitely be paying attention at Consequence with whatever segment ensues. Great RP between Heather Angelo and Dragana, I’ve definitely missed Heather as a prominent feature of the Women’s division,very good foil for the baby-face heavy division. Solid match between Klein and Caine. No issues but nothing really to rant and rave about. Just a smooth, solid TV match, with Odon picking up a big win over Solomon. Not much more to say. Great promo work from the Riot rookies, if Grimm, Klein and Parca keep this up, we could potentially get a half-decent rookie class, which is always appreciated. Keep it up, guys! Match between Telos and Tre was… fine. A few issues obviously but nothing that can’t be improved upon, Telos picks up a big win on his way to his big match against Booby at Consequence. CQC somewhat teasing a split after Consequence? I hope not, the Tag Division needs the star presence that they provide, however it will be interesting to see what happens at the PPV. Heather kind of got her ass whooped by Dragana. Don’t fuck me Harvey… Heather somewhat managed to get a comeback towards the end but I think Dragana is back to her best, will be interesting to see how her character develops over the next few months, might be seeing her making her push back to the top? Nice back and forth between Empress and Valkyrie in their promo. Would say that Valkyrie needs to show and not tell a bit more in her writing, instead of saying ‘You are the Villain and I am the Hero and this is a fairytale’ I think there could be some ways to work around that. That being said, this was some nice build to a match I’m definitely looking forward to, even if it was a bit long for me. Bobby is the fucking bomb, I have nothing more to say. Overall, a pretty nice show once again. The RP's were awesome on the show, nice to see so many people fueding and whatnot. Consequence is looking like a REALLY REALLY strong show, I’m definitely excited. RPOTN: H20, Cort, B17 car promo. MOTN: Sparks vs Maximus, no real standout matches this week. Overall: 3.75/5

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There's no such thing as too many knees, I heard your ma loves them. Nah in all seriousness I see what you mean, but I like the idea that Antonio thinks he can win if he just continuously knees his opponent in different ways until they pass out, but I'll probably have a look through my moveset and take a few out.

Alright and we’re back to regularly scheduled programming. Let’s get right on shall we? Looks like we’re gonna continue the Ashley vs Valk fued, I’m alright with that. Decent little RP with the bad guys… gals invading Valkyrie’s beloved Finland. Shock horror! We’ll see where this goes, could be some good shit. Joopiter vs Odon Klein was pretty decent. Think this is my first look at Klein and I quite like the goth-Nazi look that’s going on, looks proper scary init. Like I said a decent start to the in-ring action on a show full of decent in-ring action. My RP with Doc was supposed to go after my segment with Cobra, it makes a bit more sense when you read it in that order. Good promo delivery from KD, considering the incredibly low standards set in relation to OCW acting. Could’ve possibly been a bit more adventurous in terms of the video content but you can’t complain when someone actually delivers a promo with relative confidence. Aerith vs Terra coming soon? Aerith vs Dragana? Seems that way, I don’t mind it. We should be able to get a clear new number one contender for Valkyrie’s title out of it, so all in all you can’t complain. Telos vs El Parca again was a decent little match. I dig the new Telos look with the suit and the new theme song, does remind me a bit of Baron Corbin though. I like El Parca, he’s got a good look and he’s an okay writer from what I’ve seen, just needs to improve on the sticks and then hopefully he can build some momentum. Telos got the much needed W, but Parca still looked good in defeat. The B17, Doc Green, H20 promo was very very nice indeed. Babyface turn for H20, I don’t mind it. B17 made me laugh with the ‘Cry god damnit!’ line. Potentially could be seeing a stonking triple threat here, yes please! H20 vs Tre Golden was actually a fun match for me. The new H20 look was a bit questionable, but it was supposed to be so it makes sense. Some nice near falls here, especially off the spear to Harvey. Tre seemed in control for most of the match but Harvey was able to pull it off in the end with the lovely RipTide. Again, H20 needed this W, and was able to get it, so good shit! Oh boy, after the match that sneaky little scoundrel Cort Marshall with his sneaky little heel turn, loved it. Didn’t see it coming so soon but made a nice little surprise. Tre actually has a fued he can sink his teeth into now, so I’m looking forward to it! Interested to see where Cort goes with his character now, there are many different paths so it should be fun. Oh dear, unfortunately the main event was plagued with some of the worst FPR I’ve seen for a while. There were countless attempted crapples from KD which really took me out of it, then there was two knockdowns into a submission that I remember too from KD. Unfortunately, a legend really should know better, especially in a god damn Riot Main Event. Fortunately, Doc is the fucking bomb so the match had a pretty nice story with Doc trying to reduce the big man down to size, and eventually being able to. Shame about the music too, but there is some new music for Doc on the way don’t worry! Overall though, this main event was one to forget. On the whole however, Riot was a relatively good show. Very digestible, some good writing and mostly good TV matches. Got some new faces and a few new fueds to get excited for moving forward! Can’t really ask for more, other than a quality main event. Good shit! MOTN: Tre vs H20 RPOTN: Stuck between the Cort heel turn and the B17 H20 Doc malarkey. I’ll go for Cort because it was a surprise. Overall: 3.75/5

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Alright motherfuckers, let’s review some Lution shall we? Thomas Archer vs Bray Can’t remember too much about this one to be fair, but I don’t think it’s important anyway. Archer retained, something which I didn’t expect but I don’t mind. Jake’s cheeky digs at Bray kept me going for a bit. Not the best start to Lution, but a half-decent match at least. Antonio Everrett vs AC Cobra ‘Good slams there’ - Jake Women’s Future Investment ladder match This was a fun match for sure. I liked the dynamic between Empress and Ashley Moore, where they were helping each other at the start and eventually Empress was like SIKE and smacked her across the head on the outside, slightly popped for that to be fair. Ashley Moore picks up the big victory, she’s definitely the perfect person to be holding that briefcase, especially after what happened later in the show (we’ll get onto that!). Everyone looked pretty good in the matchup, so nobody really loses here! TTT vs P3: Battle for Space and Time 2 Oh boy am I glad I didn’t watch this live. This went on for way too long, simple as; it probably should have been 20 minutes at a maximum. This could’ve just been a one off special show by itself, I don’t think it really had any place being a main event of Wrestlelution: Prime. I didn’t watch most of it, just the bit they were playing Minecraft for like 2 minutes, and the start of the match where they were actually wrestling, and I lost interest afterwards. I didn’t know what to expect coming into the match, but I was very disappointed. Overall, Prime really wasn’t great. Other than the ladder match, none of the matches felt like they had stakes or felt like they mattered, or anything I could really get engaged with and invest in. Looking forward to what Ashley Moore does with the briefcase however, that could be some good shit right there. Onto the main show! Bobby Minio vs Maxwale Bobby wins lol, what more do you want me to say? The whole idea of this weird work thingy where Bobby got moved to the main show really did nothing for anybody, just left everyone confused. Didn’t make me anymore invested in the match. Maxwale looked like he had jeans on, no wonder he lost. Liberation Frequency through the table was cool, I’m sure nobody else on the show will be going through the announce table, right guys? Men’s Future Investment ladder match I actually really enjoyed this match, a lot of glitches and no-sells and people moving around weirdly, but that’s the game’s fault so no knock on any of the guys in the match. I LOVE Tre’s new/old look, much cleaner, looks more like a star to me. I think he was the star of this match, just seemed to be everywhere and involved in most of the cool moments. Cort and Shepherd working together despite their differences was cool. Cort then out of nowhere just twats Tre in the face with brass knuckles, USA! USA! USA! Was probably meant for Shepherd, not sure if he realised Shepherd is actually white. Cort wins, I am a prediction god! Now enjoy your arse whooping from the champ like a man. I don’t care about the Troupe Jehst vs Capo This match was decent I think. Not the strongest on the card but still a decent watch. Jehst’s look is phenomenal, great work on the attire, Capo’s I wasn’t so enthused by but still alright. Not much more to say other than they beat the piss out of each other and Jehst got the W. I see some big things for that man, not too sure where Capo goes on the other hand. Perhaps a tag team run after whatever that was after the match, not gonna lie I zoned out and didn’t really care, but I think they’re friends again? CQC vs Scumciety As far as tag team matches go this is one of the better ones I’ve seen I think. Some actual tag team moves and interaction between all four men, lovely stuff. Scumciety got the edge early but once CQC got in their groove there wasn’t too much going back. This is where the show picked up for me, and it only got better and better from here. CQC wins, because they’re the freaking best tag team ever. Will be a shame when myself and Doc win the tag titles and hold them hostage on Xbox <3. Joopiter and Mark Reese segment next. This should’ve gone on a Turmoil. H20 vs Drago Well then, H20 seems to have bit off more than he could chew. The minute he went down to 0 reversals it was over for him unfortunately. An even match to start off with, but Drago really turned it on later in the match and H20 couldn’t keep up. And that finish, what was H20 thinking? Lovely babyface retribution after being LITERALLY THROWN OFF A SEMI HOW IS THIS MATCH EVEN HAPPENING. Valkyrie vs Blaine This match was very very good, my favourite Valk match I think I’ve seen. So many near falls, lots of drama, all very tense stuff. I’m glad that Valk finally won the big one, but it’s possible that she’s better chasing the title instead of being the champion herself, let’s wait and see. What happened after the match was amazing too, I actually thought for a minute Moore was gonna become champion but alas it wasn’t meant to be. Still, a lovely cherry on top of Valk’s best performance for me. Austin Lee vs Wrex This match was BRUTAL. So many spots where I was actually cringing while watching them. The work on the arena with the floorboards and exposed floor was super cool and a nice touch that really got me invested in this match. Unfortunately, Austin kind of got his ass beat, but in the best way possible I think. Wrex looked like a beast. Lots of creative uses of the environment and somehow they were actually able to hit moves on the exposed parts of the arena consistently, which just added to the brutality and a sense of realism to this match, like they actually wanted to kick each other’s asses. Wrex got the clean sweep, but shouldn’t have when Lee kicked him out of his finisher, I think it was probably just a reflex where he didn’t realise it could count as a fall, or maybe he thought he had to submit him first. Whatever happened, Wrex needs to save that CCW Title Picture, do us a solid mate. The Blacksmith segment was an example of video content that actually belonged on the show. This was thoroughly enjoyable, reminded me of the Undertaker vs John Cena angle from last year. Blacksmith’s promo was fine, didn’t really pay attention. Then, BLACKOUT. Are they actually going ahead with the Kass angle? S-S-S-SALAMI CAINE! This was bloody genius. Caine kind of got buried, but I’m sure he was okay with it, gotta get on Lution hoot. Code Jackman vs Malu Not seen too much of Malu, but he’s our CCW Champ so what can you do? Code Jackman needed to win this one to give that title an ounce of credibility back, ah well. The match was actually really really good, and I thought Jackman had it, until he didn’t have it. I have no idea who Malu will defend against, there is only a few names I can think who would be ready to fight for it right now, so we’ll have to see. Sad to see Code’s reign end so quickly but a good match nonetheless. Doc Green vs B17 Doc got his arse beat for a good two thirds of this match, but it only made his comeback that much sweeter. I swear to god that dude has been within an inch of losing his title about 400 times already during his reign, but he always finds a way to pull through, as all good baby faces should. Reminded me a lot of the B17 vs Wrex match actually, except B17 was actually supposed to be the heel this time. Doc’s piledriver through the table was nasty, unfortunately was outclassed by the Wrex’s piledriver off the apron but what can you do? Good shit guys! Nate Ortiz vs Tiberius Dupree vs Paul Pugh Match of the year so far for me. The second the entrances started these three dudes looked like absolute stars. From bell to bell, non-stop action. The whole presentation of the match, how they looked, how they interacted, how they moved etc. was just brilliant. Great storytelling throughout, especially when Nate still couldn’t pin Pugh after all this time. I’m shocked Dupree was able to get the win, I’d wrote him off before the match but you can clearly never do that when these three were clearly all on top form. Fantastic end to a much much better main show, and the all shook hands and rode off into the sunset. How lovely. Overall, the Lution main show was great. On balance, probably around an 8/10 for me. A huge well done and thank you to everybody who was involved in making this show as successful as it was! Quite a few question marks going into the summer, especially surrounding the CCW Title, but I’m ready for them to be answered. Until next year! Predictions: 8/14 - Not bad I reckon. MOTN: Main Event.

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