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Kip Conrad

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  1. Are you upset my rookie gimmick is better then what you can come up with? or is it because I whipped your boy colt on ambition? am I out of line?
  2. Versus I do not know much about you, but in Hollywood things work different.
  3. Hall of famer? call TMZ cuz this is gonna be tabloid worthy!
  4. I thought people might think it was fun to figure out the translation on their own. but here it is. (Kip Conrad is shown leaving a 24 hour fitness on Beverly Drive. His bag over a shoulder and signature sunglasses on he is sipping a protein shake and on his cell bluetooth headset.) ***sllluuuuuuuurrrrrppp*** Kip: Yeah I understand. ***slluurrrrpppppp*** Phone: inaudible Kip: That's fine so we have a deal? I'll sign everything when we see each other. *** Slluurrrppp**** Phone: inaudible Kip: Well I need to drink it right after I work out for maximum intake and muscle growth. That when my muscles need the protein the most I.... Phone: inaudible Kip: Yeah fine I'll sip quietly. (Kip walks down Beverly Drive as he is heading to the Valet stand waiting for his car.) Phone: inaudible Kip: Yeah I know there may be some changes as long as it gets me what I want I am fine with that. I look at it like acting, 5 episodes of "The Restless Hearts" on ABC means I can act circles around most of the OCW/CCW jokes. So a bit of change won't be an issue as long as it leads me to gold. Phone: inaudible Kip: Hold on my car is here. Attendant: El sir su coche es listo (Sir your car is ready) (Kip looks confused.) Kip: What? Attendant: El sir su coche es listo (Sir your car is ready) (The attendant is holding Kip's keys out for him.) Kip: Oh my car.. say umm what's your name? (Kip looks at the name tag on the attendants uniform.) Kip: Juan? Go figure... Say Juan you most likely have no idea what I am saying correct? Juan: El sir que i puede entenderle multa, yo apenas no puede hablar inglés muy bien. (Sir I can understand you I just can not speak English very well.) Kip: That's what I thought. (Juan looks confused. As Kip begins to get in his car.) Kip: Normaly I would tip you but I will do you one better, I WON'T call homeland security or border patrol and have you sent back to your farm in Mexico. I won't do it. Why? Because Kip Conrad has made a deal that will lead him to the top of the CCW mountain so consider this your lucky day. (Kip pats Juan on the shoulder as he closes the door to his land rover.) Phone: inaudible Kip: I am not a Douchebag! (The tinted window slides up and Kip pulls away from the valet stand. Juan is left shaking his head..) Juan: Un qué pedazo de douchebag de la mierda (What a piece of shit douchebag!)
  5. Kage>Bold
  6. NO WAY! I got fatty fatty 2x4 on my side!
  7. you can just say it allready... KIP CONRAD = WIN! thank you thank you Stop... Don't... Don't Stop! Keep the praise coming!
  8. I typically do not hang out with people who could eat my weight in food... but if i have to do it to make little miss envy Colt Starr realize his place in the pecking order then so be it.
  9. see what happens to cheaters who use weapons. they get hated on!
  10. wow alot of talk about akeem not enough about me! I didn't find anything really wrong with akeem's moveset, it seemed to be based of a middle eastern style a big man with open palm slaps, kicks, and headbutts with other moves of that nature. SVR doesn't give alot of options for that so I think he is working with what he has to not be another typcial big powerhouse. but ambition sucked because Kip Conrad was not on the show!
  11. Yes cross no cheating by the opponent so i win. it takes cheap tactics to beat me. :) i thought turmoil was wed so i forgot to add an rp for the show bah!
  12. Thanks for the comments, i tried to play a bunch prior to my debut. Tyro is a tuff guy but he cheats. AND YOU ALL SAW IT! Kip Conrad still 0-0-0 in OCW.
  13. Yeah mine is in pink as well, but at least I am booked! so First i was booked againts a mexican, now it's this Tyro Kraven? this will be fun!
  14. Why am I booked on a competing program? I am in OCW, not CCW.
  15. 15 posts.
  16. testing, testing...
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