I thought people might think it was fun to figure out the translation on their own.
but here it is.
(Kip Conrad is shown leaving a 24 hour fitness on Beverly Drive. His bag over a shoulder and signature sunglasses on he is sipping a protein shake and on his cell bluetooth headset.)
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Kip: Yeah I understand.
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Phone: inaudible
Kip: That's fine so we have a deal? I'll sign everything when we see each other.
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Phone: inaudible
Kip: Well I need to drink it right after I work out for maximum intake and muscle growth. That when my muscles need the protein the most I....
Phone: inaudible
Kip: Yeah fine I'll sip quietly.
(Kip walks down Beverly Drive as he is heading to the Valet stand waiting for his car.)
Phone: inaudible
Kip: Yeah I know there may be some changes as long as it gets me what I want I am fine with that. I look at it like acting, 5 episodes of "The Restless Hearts" on ABC means I can act circles around most of the OCW/CCW jokes. So a bit of change won't be an issue as long as it leads me to gold.
Phone: inaudible
Kip: Hold on my car is here.
Attendant: El sir su coche es listo (Sir your car is ready)
(Kip looks confused.)
Kip: What?
Attendant: El sir su coche es listo (Sir your car is ready)
(The attendant is holding Kip's keys out for him.)
Kip: Oh my car.. say umm what's your name?
(Kip looks at the name tag on the attendants uniform.)
Kip: Juan? Go figure... Say Juan you most likely have no idea what I am saying correct?
Juan: El sir que i puede entenderle multa, yo apenas no puede hablar inglés muy bien. (Sir I can understand you I just can not speak English very well.)
Kip: That's what I thought.
(Juan looks confused. As Kip begins to get in his car.)
Kip: Normaly I would tip you but I will do you one better, I WON'T call homeland security or border patrol and have you sent back to your farm in Mexico. I won't do it. Why? Because Kip Conrad has made a deal that will lead him to the top of the CCW mountain so consider this your lucky day.
(Kip pats Juan on the shoulder as he closes the door to his land rover.)
Phone: inaudible
Kip: I am not a Douchebag!
(The tinted window slides up and Kip pulls away from the valet stand. Juan is left shaking his head..)
Juan: Un qué pedazo de douchebag de la mierda (What a piece of shit douchebag!)