Brad Bauer

Take a Deep breath, Namaste... I didn't attack anybody because they received a title shot. Honestly, I don't care who receives a shot. I'm not looking for one, I'm doing other things, what's important to remember here is that this is supposed to be fun. The stuff about title shots really had a hidden meaning behind it. If I have to spell that out for you, then perhaps I should have made my points more obvious. I received alot of IM's yesterday, as did AA. Many of our peers seemed to get it, and enjoyed it. While most of those guys aren't posting their feelings, they are likely doing so in order to avoid flame or the "classlessness" associated to my work. Let's be honest, I said what a lot of people are thinking. In doing so, I was trying to illustrate a point, which, for some has been made crystal clear. I was kidding about AA and Nate...sorry you didn't pick up on that. Somebody called me out, and I reacted accordingly. You of all people should have a sense of humor.

I'm laughing so fucking hard right now! You have no class...oh wait, that's both of us. And Versus, let's be honest...unless you purposely job the title over, it's not going anywhere. The PPV thing was actually something BB or AA might say IC. That wasn't meant whole heartedly. I think AA should be the # 1 contender, for coming back strong and proving he deserves it with a win over Irving. Or maybe, when Nate gets out of his Coma, we can move him over to CCW and give him a shot at it. <> <>

And next month's shot will be well deserved as well...as will the following month...and six months from now too. Who really cares? Nobody asked for an explanation as to why Management hands out shots to who they hand them out to. S Job, I thought about explaining my actions to you, because you don't get it. But it's clear to me that you are simply never going to get it. So jump on that bandwagon. My point has been proven here tonight. Particularly after seeing the "Originals" banding together to protect one of their own...who obviously has no issues or problems as he has not mentioned anything. Nor, given his previous comments/attitude towards DnD, has a problem defending himself. S Job...you are a sheep, nonetheless, I will continue to defend you when you are right about certain things...but you have a lot to learn. Particularly when to keep your mouth shut about the things you know nothing about. So shut the FUCK up... As far as people referring to us as "classless". - I OWN A FUCKING ADULT WEB SITE...how much class do you think I have? - DOUBLE A's gimmick is to be an alcoholic stripper banging neanderthal...WTF are you talking about S JOB - BB is a one man cult who has created a religion praised to himself...how classless is that? - Having no class is sort of our "Thing" - This is not about Jealousy as some have speculated, I won't be mean about it, but we don't have anybody here to be jealous of. Recent Classless Promos that come to mind: - Bold's Fourth of July Chris Benoit Funeral/Firework display - Mayhem putting his ass on the cover of Playgirl - Every drug/alcohol induced and/or related promo ever done And honestly, a good chunk of these "Classless" promos were great for ratings,and very entertaining. It's simple, if you don't like what you're watching, change the fuckin' channel. YOU FUCKING PUSSY...go get a hug from Kage...I hope he rips your head off. S Job, one final thought...thank god somebody deemed you qualified to put together a show. Why don't you put together a promo that isn't the same ole song and dance and then you can feel free to criticize a show that you aren't even on. GET A SENSE OF HUMOR....

How bout a history lesson? Naa...nevermind. History never was a subject that much interested me. I tend to care more about the present.

What the hell is a Vespa? And who was OOC? And Dammit Richards, OV Terror is not a disgrace!

guys guys guys....crisis is dead, much like both of your careers...quit bumping the thread

there is a deadline for a reason...although, it does suck being in your shoes right now. Ole BB will whip something up for ya.

You're missing the Janitorial staff which includes, Sean Strider, Ed Reed, and Soul Glo.

He's going to help you re-negotiate your new contracts when they expire. You know, it's scary when you put your contract negotiations in the hands of a drunken lunatic. I think that's what management was going after. They figure, it's Double A...he's going to convince you to re-sign for a bottle of Jack and two swedish hookers.

I'm Drunk, got pussy coming over...so I've got a quick minute before I give her a quick minute or two... FUCK YOU STEVE...you stale muthafucka...I got something for you biaaatch... You talk a big game, but back nothing up. Most people that oppose you like this end up outcasted. I'm taking that pepsi challenge and I ain't goin' Nowhere- So here's to ya... :: middle fingers blazed :: You just opened fucking Shoot fued that you my friend should not have- Versus, I love you man...share the love....:: hugs versus :: Smythe...S JOBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBER...I'm not striking out. I'm going to get the bitch to scream S Jobber while I'm fucking her...I'm going to try and record it on my cell phone and then post it just for you. Jackass! oppp..bitch is here, out-

I don't do any drugs...surely not crack. I also don't endlessly job in main events either...nor do I get things that I do not deserve. Nor do I copy the shit out of what other people are doing...constantly... now I'm off to get drunk and try to score...when I get done with all of that, I'll be back with more attitude given the "high" likeliness of me being drunk. See what I did there...

Since you want to go there Steve, let's break it down. If Poison called one of our black members by the "N" word, you would not defend him agreed? Poison crossed the line with some of his Jewish slander in that Indy thing we did ways back. You were busy running the function, so you were unaware of some of the verbage that was used in that chat. I will say this, It was enough for me to walk away and leave the chat. I enjoy a good jew joke as much as the next guy....but when you make it personal, as he most certainly did, and you cross into sensitive territory, he effectively called me the "N" word in the figurative sense...and he meant it. And I may not be "that special"....but I've always maintained a level of respect around here that is at worst, at least reasonable. So it's clear, everybody in this league, from Nick Kage to David Jackson, To Smythe DaWonder, to Adrian Bold to Trips, Soul Glow, to Geomon is "special"....we as a whole bring a unique dynamic to this board and to the environment that is created on those shows. I may not be "That Special" in your eyes, but I do recall there was a month or so in there that I carried several CCW shows on my back. I've done my part to help this EFED continue on in its greatness. I'll never claim to have made anything, things would be fine without me, but I think few will disagree that they are better because of me...because of you...because of Fausto, Nate, Morleck, and even your best bud Poison. So you can stick up for your friend, and sit on your little pedestal that you have ever so graciously thrust yourself upon, and enjoy what will unfold. I think your a fucking hypocrit personally. That's my opinion. I enjoy your presence in the fed. You were a big part in creating the "BRADBauer" catch phrase. So I take nothing away from you. But watch your step bub, you are still dealing with somebody your own size (figuratively speaking) Versus, as for Double A...he knows when he crosses the line, and I have most certainly let him know when I've felt like he's crossed the line. I may not do in it public every time...because I respect the man. You won't see me taking up for him when he crosses into extreme views if I disagree, or if they are just plain wrong. Enough of the chitter chatter on this subject. DnD will create it's heat the old fashioned way. In the ring where it belongs. BRAD....FUCKING Bauer....

Sounds like you guys were like a bunch of prison inmates that finally decided to just say "Fuck it" and go all gay on each other. I won't try to picture it, because I enjoy having sex with women, and well...any more thoughts of you dudes gangbanging each other would ruin my sex drive permanently.

I agree, Poison is a walking dead man if and when he returns. He will receive more heat from DnD than a burning bakery in hell. Further, You and Kage have shown respect to other members in the forum. Poison consistantly shot down everybody and called everybody a Faggot every opportunity that he received. He's burnt toast in terms of heat drawn by me at least.

well Leon....I set myself up for that pretty good. That was a pretty good zing. I'm an "ASSMAN" :: Bends over and Moon's Leon :: Speaking of which, Everybody remember that bomb ass taunt from No Mercy where Billy Gunn does the moon. That shit was sweet. Oh, the good ole days, back when a wrestling game was created accordingly with the times.

Air, he is blind...can't you tell by the glasses? WTF is up with Double A's Village people ring attire?????? Great, AA is now the Chuck Palumbo of the OCW/CCW.

wow, can't wait till page two. What a great farewell to Crisis. Lawling at Versus Dropkicking the shit out of Angle

Just doing my part to get you fired from your real job!

MMM made that picture for us, and he did that on purpose. We are not gay...we like boobs, and axewounds and pie among other things that a woman has to offer.

OCWFED's most dysfunctional tag team have signed on the dotted line. What was in their respective contracts? That's a good question that we've yet to receive a full response on. DnD is fairly tight lipped about what their new deals include. It's safe to say that CCW will be chocked full of half naked women, alchohol fueled encounters, senseless praising to a seemingly created Religion known to us as "Bauerism", and quite possibly OCWFED's most popular duo to ever step into a CCW ring. What we know about each man's contract: - Reportedly each man has signed for 2 month terms. - Double A apparently asked for Nate Ortiz money and was laughed out of Sensation's office. We can only assume that Double A based his offer on what Smythe DaWonder asked for, Double A figuring that he could draw more than the man formally known as the S-Jobb...err S-Bomber. - Bauer received what he asked for in Salary, which was said to be a steal. Bauer is known to be independently wealthy. While we are unaware to the extent of Bauer's personal financial holdings, we do know that CCW picked him up at a steal. Bauer's concerns were apparently above monetary gain. - Double A reportedly received a higher weekly salary than his tag team partner. - Bauer's contract includes a few unique terms that most CCW superstars were not smart enough to negotiate. - It is reported that while Bauer's salary demands were met, most everything else on the table was thrown out the window by CCW management. It's been confirmed that OCW had no interest in signing Brad Bauer to their brand at this time. Perhaps his recent time off has added to their lack of desire to sign him. - Double A was saught after by both brands, and while his salary demands were pretty outrageous, his other demands were easily met. Double A decided to stick with CCW as he felt his career could be advanced further by the growing name of the CCW Brand. We speculate that he prefers to remain with the CCW brand partly in fact due to Bauer's contract terms. - The most exciting news is that DnD has been granted their own Radio Show, to be labeled "Hittin' it Raw' to air sometime this fall. Sensation must be cringing at the thought of what kind of damage these two can do behind a couple of microphones on uncensored radio. We got CCW's Dysfunctional Duo together for some candid comments from each man. Unfortunately for this reporter, things got out of hand when we joined DnD at "Headlights" in Chesapeake, Virginia, coincidentally the hometown of former CCW Champion, Seth Irving. Bauer resides in Virginia Beach, which is minutes away from Chesapeake. Associated Press: What do you have to say about the motorcyle accident that you were involved in? Double A: No comment, DICKWEED... (Double A looked pretty upset with me for asking this question, so I decided to stick to the subject at hand) Associated Press: Double A, what were you thinking when you reportedly asked for 12k per week to sign with CCW. (It should be noted, that Double A was receiving a lap dance at the time of this interview, so we cannot attest to the reliability of his answers) Double A: I needed milk money...next question Associated Press: Are you happy with your signed deal? Double A: Can't you see I have a pair of tits in my face right now...go bother Bauer with this crap. We did just that. We found Bauer in the corner with a couple of attractive topless women. We regret that we cannot post any pictures of what we saw. Was Brad Bauer getting a lap dance like his tag team partner? No. Oddly enough, Bauer appeared to be recruiting topless dancers to his cult religion of "Bauerism". It should be noted that nobody here at the OCWFED.net news room has any clue what "Bauerism" stands for, means, or entails. When we began to ask Bauer, he held us off for a few moments while he demonstrated to these ladies how to Pledge their Allegience to BRADBauer!!! He did so by raising his arm in the air, fist balled. The girls did not give a response until Bauer reportedly threw a few hundred bucks on the table. This reporter was dumbfounded to see 3 topless dancers praising and pledging their allegience to "Bauerism". While, they were being paid to do so, this reporter is inclined to report that it was entertaining. Associated Press: Brad Bauer, do you feel you got the deal that you were after with CCW management and CEO Mr. Sensation? Bauer: Pledge your allegience to Bauerism...before we continue this interview. Associated Press: Excuse me? (Bauer then demanded I praise Bauerism. So for the sake of Journalism, I reluctantly did so in order to obtain the interview. I'm not sure how to tell my wife that I joined a cult) Associated Press: Are you happy with the contract terms that CCW has provided you? Bauer: I'm never happy. You see, I only received part of what I demanded. Originally I was slated to sign a long term deal for 6 months. Vic Vimes, Dave Rotunda, and Mr. Sensation are unreasonable neanderthals. Vic Vimes will see hell frozen over before Brad Bauer steps foot into an OCW ring. BRADBauer!!! Associated Press: Why didn't you ask for more money? (It should be noted that Brad Bauer would not continue the interview until I proclaimed "BRADBauer" while raising my arm in the air. This reporter was feeling uncomfortable being within 5 feet of Mr. Bauer) Bauer: I don't need money...I need other things... Associated Press: Like? Bauer: That's my business....BRADBauer!!! Associated Press: BRADBauer!!! (This is the only way I could get him to continue answering my questions. I had to repeat BRADBauer approximately 30 times in a 10 minute period. I saved you, the audience from dealing with this by editing the majority of them out of my article.) Associated Press: This reporter was informed that you asked for your patented finishing move to be trademark protected from use by other OCW/CCW superstars. Is this true? The move is commonly known as the "RKO". Bauer: It's called the "HEADLINER" BRADBauer!!! And yes, I did demand this, however, no agreement was met on this. Apparently any tom, dick, or harry can waltz right into OCWFED and the CCW and just steal finishing maneuvers that were perfected and made famous by current superstars. Hell, even RD Money stole the "STD" from Double A. He put a variation on it and slapped his own name on it and boom...there you go. Associated Press: Are you suggesting that RD Money "Xeroxed" Double A's finishing maneuver? Bauer: I am, indeed. Associated Press: You were also denied a request to ban Geomon's authority over you. Is this true. Bauer: I like most OCWFED superstars do not trust the authority that has been placed under Geomon's grasp. He does not make decisions based upon the good of the organization. They seem to be made for his own personal gains or pleasure. I do not want to become a casualty of Geomon's senseless steroid rage. Associated Press: It sounds like most of your demands were thrown out. What did you get that made you sign with the CCW Brand? Bauer: Those details are for me to know, and for the world to find out! BRADBauer!!! Associated Press: Is it true that you asked to have Chris Ryder publicly Raped by a broomstick on national television live and uncensored in a broadcasted episode of Turmoil? Bauer: That's proposterous!!!! Associated Press: What do you think about Double A receiving a higher weekly salary than you? (Note: Double A re-entered the topic of discussion as his lap dance apparently ended around this time) Double A: I'm more talented. (Double A was holding two mugs of beer, "Double Fisting" as he called it.) Bauer: You're weekly pay is higher...but I recieved a signing Bonus!!! Which balances out to a much higher paycheck. And I got my cash up front!!! BRADBauer!!! Double A: WHAT? GODDAMN IT!!! Bauer: OWNED..... (A local fan approached Brad Bauer and mistook him for Seth Irving. We can only assume it was due to the haircut, as both men have a similar do.) Fan: Hey, you're Seth Irving!!! (After several minutes of arguing back and forth, the man made an aggressive movement toward Bauer who was offended by this and took one of Double A's beer mugs. A bar room brawl began after Bauer smashed it over the man's head. Beer and breasts were flying everywhere. Double A entered a Euphoric state and his actions were indescribable.) This reporter escaped unharmed, emotionally scarred, and apparently the newest member of "Bauerism"....All praise be to BRADBauer....BRADBauer!!!

Brad Bauer wants a fucking raise too...BRADBauer!!!!

The address just came to me. And I agree....I am becoming a fan of Leon's as well. He's evolved into an OCW Main Eventer. The theme song is by far my favorite on the roster. It's got the perfect beat for an entrance theme.

- RD's new entrance music sucks...go back to the remix. Sorry Greatness, but the new music isn't doing it for me at least. - Not a bad Debut by OV against the Money man. I agree w/ Jay, you need to trim your caw down. He looks too big. I think the face paint is fine though. I marked for the background stuff. Apparently it was pick on Mayhem night. - Trips/Vega was solid. Trips is really becoming a force to be reckoned with. - Majin/Kage was a great match. At first I didn't know if I'd like Kage wearing the hardcore belt, but it seems fitting. I made the mistake of associating the OCW hardcore title w/ other Hardcore titles in wrestling history and well, that was just dumb of me. - I think Heaton is going to tap that ass... - Chris Ryder does the job. Of course he does...you can't get in the ring against two former champions, add a third competitor and expect to come out with a win. He's lucky that career isn't ended. :: Crosses fingers for Kage/Majin/Trips vs. Chris Ryder for next week ::

Yeah, you fractured my rear abdominus assonmatimus when you faced me a few months ago. I haven't been the same since.

I hated Poison too...and he left the second or third day that I joined.