Austin Lee

not to defend Dennis because he is short and I do not trust short people but that may have been my notifications.

see I told you no one would mind me drinking "water" durring the podcast

hence you becoming a man and being heel. also does Dennis not being a virgin have to do with why Kassidy walks funny now ?

from what I remember EMO nate was justified so can't say evil. Plus everyone lived.... still a better face burning people then Virgin Dennis Black

so what is the chances we get EMO hair nate again? also #FuckWrex

Influence was me and Sidberg...... but far as random team beating the #Bastards of Turmoil its all Wrex fault because he is shit and a terrible person just like Ding is round and smelly

More so you pissed off my friend with your hardcore bullying of me with uncalled for superkicks. 2017 stop the bullying or deal with the devil. Should be ashamed of yourselfs

it wasn't green when I sent it. Plus pretty sure I have a concussion after the 900 undeserved super kicks and that 1 drop kick I ate like a champ. So can't blame this on me

Ding better win the bikini contest

#First

We join the scene in the Wrestlution Fall Out area, we are days out from the biggest wrestling festival of all time and sitting wearing his Dennis Black “King of Turmoil” medium t shirt, a unzipped throwback Wrestlution 3 hoodie. His custom made #Influence snap back gently placed ontop of his hair that is fluffed up to a marvelous size is the one and only, #betterthanWrex, Austin Lee. He smiles widely, sitting atop a stool, to his right, set on a table is the Turmoil Future Investment briefcase, granting him a shot at Dennis Black whenever he so desires. In a streamlined motion he removes a pair of Armani sunglasses, carefully folding them and settling them down onto the table. #Marvelous: Welcome one and all sheep to the most marvelous of post show extravaganzas. Austin looks towards his case like a mother would look at her newborn child before returning his attention to the camera. #Marvelous: I know what you’re wanting to know, I know the question on your mind… How could one man overcome so many conspiracies against him to earn himself a guaranteed title shot whenever he so chooses to. A shot against the tiny man in the bizz who has been #Air quotes “Greatest Champion” OCW has ever seen. A stage hand leans into the picture, whispering something into his ear, the message obscured with a cupped hand. Austin jerks away, giving him a look of disgusted shock. #Marvelous: What are you getting at? You have got to be going off the word of a crazy pathetic waste named Wrex. Who is actually only relevant because he is nothing more than a neanderthal who used his garbage wrestling experience and damaged this marvelous face with barbwire. Austin accentuates his point by waving his hands for the camera. #Marvelous: It's just like sheep to jump all over fake news when they have no idea of the truth. From off camera walks Jacob Trance who just quietly shines up the briefcase as #Marvelous reaches over and fist bumps Trance before he walks out of shot without a word. #Marvelous: We Have no sort of partnership, be it friendship or a working agreement. That is clearly evidenced by our actions during the Future Investment matchup and anyone who thinks anything else should take off their tinfoil hat and stop looking too closely into the closing moments of my marvelous victory. #Marvelous: Because when you take that step back you will see that the first strike landed was me kicking Trance in the face and the last strike landed was the one that sealed the fate of the match was against him also. #Marvelous: But I'm sure all of you will just put your blinders on to that and continue to try and discredit me and my accomplishments. Just like how you people don't accept that fact that Ding screwed Ding…. #Marvelous: You see conspiracy is all around us.. Just like how they only sell Dennis Black merch for women and small children because no man would ever support him. #Marvelous: Conspiracies about just how much does a fanny pack weighs….. about how many times can you continue to main event Wrestlution and not walk out with the belt… here is a good one how about how much does Jacob Trance actually weighs ? #Marvelous: But let's not leave out the biggest conspiracy there is right now… When will I tarnish the great title reign of Dennis Black…. Trance walks back into camera view, holding a piece of paper that simply says “soon.” His path takes him straight across the front of Austin to display the message to the viewers, however Austin acts like it never happened. #Marvelous: That question however will need to wait, an acquaintance and I are late for dinner. I'll be seeing you shortly Dennis, don't you worry about that. Austin picks up his sunglasses and leaves the area, followed closely by Trance who scoops up the Future Investment briefcase.

was Lawrence and Ed's matching purple rain attire planned?

Seems like Pugh needs to call up Daniel Cormier and learn how to use the magic towel that makes you lose 5lbs in 2mins

Pretty sure that still means Dennis is First

Ding going after the feels with the IOU Hoverboard..... i see you Ding. RIP #Hoverboard.... Never4get

Madison already told us what you were told to think it's alright fam. No worries

I'm going to pay Sid to sit on the coffin so you can't get out. All the talk about the people in qualifiers yet no one has a problem it seems with the winners....

Who else deserves a spot then?

That would be invicta.... But hey I could just steal the name from a upcoming Thor movie like 3 rookies did before... Plus you trying to throw hands with cyborg fam?

It's simple... Why would anyone want to be a rookie of Turmoil when they have the option to be a rookie of Invictus. For his match with Captain gotta take your lumps to grow here. I am a example of that

Yet Dennis is still champ....

Thought Pugh had a PS4 since he was fighting for the Turmoil title at one point.

I hate Jackson is my only response. Even tho Jackmo saved us from the redo because of my fuck up.... I'm on the same page with parker. I thought somehow crowe was going to come out and steal the title shot because Fuck it with Turmoil logic Crowe needs a title shot

i feel like your only upset because we are doing this to cactus and not someone like RD