The Real Watering Hole:
You bring a tremendous amount of value to Turmoil with your show. It has become synonymous with Turmoil. It’s good to see Zhivago getting some tv time. As faces both of you are facing enormous odds but I believe in the future that FACE cooperation with be vital.
Austin Lee vs. Plague:
Plague wins! Blonde Dennis disturbs me. Completely unnatural. Also Dennis doesn’t need Madison anymore. I hear Cactus is a motivational speaker in need of motivation.
Butcher has dominated The Turmoil Roster? Owl God is a shell of his former self. In all honesty The Butcher has become so much more than I thought it could. Leon out of the picture certainly helps. Can’t wait for Rodent to disappear and for you to turn on Malu.
Seb has become a lackey. Has been a lackey. Break free and become the perverted yet misunderstood face we believe you can be.
Jeremiah Tully:
Congrats on your victory. Not really sure what to see. Didn’t see that coming.
Creepy Kass is funny.
Trance:
Fuck you, Owl God, I fucking carried you in that match you selfish backstabbing asshole...What time do the sprinklers come on? Loki needs a shower.
Hudsy:
A future big time player here on Turmoil, along with Wrex, both of you are making noise in a good way.
Austin Lee:
So happy to see you dissolve into a nervous wreck of false confidence and disgust for the sheep of Turmoil.
Parker:
Welcome back. Nudity on Turmoil I think is new. I think Seb had some implied women of questionable age in the back but the camera crew did some fancy camera work to avoid getting sued, not much they can do to cut around your nutsack.
Cactus:
Oh Death.
Bill Ding:
Straight up destroying lately. That match was match of the night, no doubt.
