Chris Baxter

cant wait to see vals surprise

amazing promo as always

yeah, it is

welcome to the dorm T-X ... just dont fall asleep before d-jack

i deserve it

sorry for my FPR breakage in the match.. there is no exuse for it i will accept all flaming, fines, n punishments edit: wtf was i on at the time

your just sore that the last time we faced in the ring (on a show) this lhvy beat you

you forgot me air but im at lowcard atm -_-

vimes can i at least have the link to it so i can put it in dms or something

stupid banjo

*wonders what he did to get the match pulled*

god help me if that happens.. people say im good as is.. i dont want to think what a 10 dur bax can do

u can be a high flyer and win w/o rolling a single time

lol.. ive always been a fat lhvy .. ><

u didnt know i was lhvy?!?! .. ive been one forever ... and im sub tech now ... and was brawler during our match parker.. i do like the fact that the hardcrore ability gives me more choices with weapons.. im gonna run w tech and see where that takes me

wooo an ex match.. hoppis wont be so lucky this time

mace got lucky.. the big bastard kicked out

kage uses the non pin

ye be michael jackson black strider.. be proud of it

*baxter is seen at the pool doing his community service.. it is the kids class at the moment and Baxter is teaching the little kids how to swim* Baxter: aye.. that be good for a begginer.. just keep kicking those legs.. *Baxter feels a change in the water* Baxter: Aye.. what be this.. the tempreture in the water has changed ... and why be this water turning yellow Kid 1: Sorry Mr. Baxter.. i couldnt hold it Baxter: You little landlubber .. i ought to have you keyhauled .. *baxter points to the diving board at the deep end where david jackson is swimming in a sharkboy outfit* Baxter: if any of you do this again i will make you walk that plank Kid 2: That's a diving board, idoit Baxter: What did you say you little brat.. i ought to make ye swim to the deep end and back Kid 2: Thats a diving board u damn pirate, seriously you actually think you a pirate in this day and age Baxter: you be asking for it you little punk kid 3: Mr. Baxter.. i have to go potty Baxter: i swear if you go in here.. you''ll be sharkbait kid 2: just like your carrier.. it went belly up.. your one of the most popular but you haven't done shit Baxter: Smart ass ... hey.. id like you to meet a guy from the senior class that always gets here early to watch you kids .. yo herbert Herbert the pervert: Mmmmmm ... hey kid you like popsicles ... i got a popsicle in my pocket if you want one *kids scream* Baxter: keep up with your smart ass mouth and you'll be going to the sauna with him D-jack: And people say i freak them out Baxter: just shut up and go back to the deep end .. im so gonna push this kids parents in the deep end for ya Kid 2: you wouldn't *d-jack has a wide grin on his face.. agreed* herbert: and ill have fun with him in the deep end Baxter: Shut up you old perv .. your just lucky you creep d-jack out.. god i cant wait for this day to end *bell rings* Baxter: Finnally.. you little landlubbers go to the lockers and get ready to go home.. and kid.. that tounge can get you into a lot of trouble kid 2: oh go and be gary's little bitch you Ass-Pirate Queerqueg Cornhole-Craving Captain of the flying butmann Baxter muffles under his breath: your parents ar soo getting raped by D-jack *scene ends as parents are comming in and waiting for their kids near the lockers .. while d-jack is waiting at the edge of a pool waiting for some "prey"*

hmm.. i look foward to facing martin ... and glad to be back on roit

*Baxter is in in court waiting for his name to be called, he looks around.. he spots Double A leaving the court room after another drunk and disordy conduct charge* Balif: Christopher Baxter *Baxter walks up to the judge* Judge: Mr. Baxter you are charged with Drunk driving and assulting a police officer.. and you lucky hes not going to charge you with attempted murder, lets see, resisting arrest, and a few other charges. how do you pleed Baxter: that bloddy landlubber assaulted me, and i have the bloody scars to prove it Judge: Son, just answer my question Baxter: and that son of a gun killed one of my crewmates, if he didnt have that blasted gun he would of been sharkbait Judge: Answer my damn question or you will be chraged with contept of this court. how do you plead Mr. Baxter; Guilty or not guity Baxter: *sighs* Aye, guilty Judge: thank you, two years probation, 50 hours community service, a phicatric evaluation because you think your a pirate, and if you keep with these outburts i will send you to jail and you will be bunking with "Pirates" for the next 3 years, understood Baxter: aye Judge: Balif; excort mr Baxter out so he can pay his fine *Baxter is excourted into the next room* Receptionist: Ok Mr..... Baxter .. you total comes to $80,000 will you be paying today or later on Baxter: Aye, be paying it off, are dubloons ok Receptionist: No, if you want you have untill May 1st to pay it off Baxter: fine.. you'll have your money by then receptionist: now take a right out this door and wait for a probation officer.. she'll be telling you where your going to be doing you community service since you move around so much with your job *baxter takes the corner and sit down waiting for someone* Baxter: This is total BS.. im a pirate.. im supposed to be sailing free .. not locked up Porbation officer: Mr.. Baxter is it .. well you certainly got youself in a pickle.. well i called your company and they gave me the locations of your shows for the next several months.. and sice your sailing so much you must know about swimming so for the next few months you will be teaching little kids how to swim Baxter: You got to be shitting me.. right .. i got to teach little brats how to float ... cant i just do what me father did, n throw em overboard with a rope on the other end of the ship and they have to swim to it if they want to survive Officer: Mr. Baxter!!! that is no way to talk.. you will also be helping with the senior exercises as well.. and the ones around here are such a colorful bunch Baxter: aww shit .. fine.. ill show up.. what time does this shit strat n finish so i can get this crap over with Officer: Tomarrow at 4 is the kids swim lessons and 5:30 for the seniors i expect you to be there around 3:45 for a check in.. the main desk will be tracking the times you arrive and leave so i will know. Baxter: fine fine .. can i leave now .. i want to get my effects and ship back .. do you know how much it would be to get my ship out of the impound Officer: $25,000 Baxter: Son of a ..... *baxter leaves the courtroom and gets to get his effects downstairs.. scene ends as baxter is shaking his head trying to get a taxi to the impound lot*

i want the steve of nazurath in this show.. its a fucking easter show for god sakes

*scene opens as Baxter is sailing his ship drunk celebrating St. Patricks Day and his win on ambition.. it is a bright sunny day at sea.. a few seagulls can be heard in the distance* Baxter: *holding a bottle a rum singing* And really bad eggs ... Drink up me hearties ... BUUUUURP *Baxter falls on the deck laughing* Crewmate: Captain, Boat Spotted off the port bow Baxter: identify.. friend or foe Crewmate: Its the Police sir Baxter: Steady Cannons .. if the damn feds pull anything we *burps fire* Crewmate: What sir Baxter: I said fire *Cannon fires at the police boat narrow missing it* Baxter: WHAT THE buuurrrp WHY DID YOU FIRE Crewmate2: you did say fire Baxter: Goddamit ...I am getting tired of the premature firings around here Gary Anthony Young: So am I .. Your lookout has the same problem *Baxter Grabs Gary and throws him overboard* Baxter: STAY OFF MY FUCKING SHIP *the police cruiser boat pulls up to the side of the ship* Police: Stop this ship, your under arrest Baxter: Crap >< who be the one that fired that cannon i swear will be going overboard Crewmate 2: you just though him overboard sir Baxter: Damn it ... what is it with Gary and him Firing his cannon around here.. *the policeman climbs up the side of the ship and is now on the top deck* Policeman: Ok who is in charge here Crewmate 3: No one touches the Captain *unsheethes sword* *The policeman shoots the pirate in the head shooting him dead* Policeman: Anyone else want to try something *everyone on the ship drops thier swords and goes below deck* *Baxter staggers twords the policeman and falls on his face right at the cops boots* Baxter: What seems to be the officer problem Policeman: Sir your under arrest for drunk driving.. and i could easily charge you with attempted murder.. Baxter: ah Crap *baxter stands up and gets in a fighting stance* Policeman: Sir i wouldnt recomend that.. *Baxter lunges at the policeman with a punch .. the policeman sidesteps him and his him in the back of the head with his pistol.. baxter drops to the floor like a sack of potatoes* *Baxter is put in Cuffs and the cop uses baxters personal rope to get him into the boat* *scene ends as baxter is being sent to the mainland to prison*

lucky.. i bought 1 and it worked like crap .. when i cut down my credit card.. ill try n get a dazzle and if i knew ocw needed $$ i would of gladly helped