Wrex

I'll happily prove that statement wrong. Just need a... tag partner. Well shit.

A shame cause it's a great match. Though the burning hammer from the top rope to the apron for only a one count was a bit much.

Jack is an inspiration to dope fiends everywhere.

Leon needs to stop with this vehicular homicide shit. He's 0 for 2 now.

Might as well try actually reviewing something for a change Jett Draven vs Vincent Winters When the first match of a PPV opens with one of the opponents not even being given an entrance you know you're in for a treat. Seemed mostly one sided for most of the match and just when it seems that Jett might be able to pull off a comeback. Vincent Winters pulls out a win with his ultimate move. A kick to the kidneys, the fuck just happened? The Good Shepherd vs Kassidy Hayes As much as it was ragged on for being slow paced it wasn't a bad match, just suffered the misfortune of coming after whatever the hell happened last match. While Kass was mostly ahead for a good portion of the match, It was still anyone's game until Kass pulled out 7 to 8 headlock suplexes in a goddamn row. After that Shepherd was dead to rights pretty quickly after that. Wrex vs Jacob Trance I don't wanna talk about it.. Bray vs Basil Even though it was obvious who was in control of this match it wasn't a half bad match. Kept to a good pace even with one of the two looking like a strongman who really let himself go. Sophia Ortiz © vs Tiffany Sensation-Ortiz A five star classic!.. One for every curb-stomp. Seb Abbot vs Gentleman Jack I do like myself a bit of violence, and this match delivered big time. First four minutes-ish of nothing but brawling, trash cans breaking for no damn reason and finishers. Then we reach the actual match with the only difference being that some actual wrestling was done in a wrestling match. As Dennis said earlier the amount of hope that someone was gonna take a bump onto steal steps was a good point of the night. Never did though.. anyway the match was what you would expect from a falls count anywhere with broken tables lots of weapons and a good few false finishes. Bill Ding © vs Austin Lee I made a joke about how I'll be disappointed if this isn't a squash. I didn't want that to become true though Jesus fucking Christ what happened? Ding needs to quit abusing people, still not the worst case of abuse on this show.. but holy fuck. Is it a face Austin though now? Kasidy Hayes vs Jacob Trance What happens when Slow and methodical meets the human pancake machine? Turns out to be a pretty good match. Seems damn near everything connected and no missed springboards (that I noticed anyway.) A few moments where it looked like it could be over. Then suddenly wasn't. One counts or bust. Kass made sure to get a few more leg lock suplexes into the show and in the end the fat man killed another person. Sheep vs Trance for the Woman's title at Summercide. Wait what was this tournament for again? Dennis Black © vs Big Ed vs Jackson Montgomery Also know as "Big Ed abuses the children for half an hour" part 6. Big Edward really wasn't fucking about tonight, he came to throw people around and that's what he did. The three-way portion of this match was anarchy, Ed pushing around anyone who got near him, Jackson refusing to sell your finish and legalized child abuse. Seemed to be that anyone could go at any time and eventually Jackson begrudgingly sells to a midget. Dennis Black © vs Big Ed Part two and it seemed that Big Ed almost had it in the bag. If resiliency wasn't a thing we would of had a new champion. The small one brought a flaming table into play and of course he's the one who goes through it, Isn't even willing to take a two count from the bump. Eventually Ed falls to a major reversal and a knee to end the night.

Why is Dennis wearing a sheep mask?

Need to reach the living wage somehow

Big Ed and the case of the mysteriously changing trousers.

I became a fan of Dennis Black tonight.

Jesus holy fucking Christ Ed, stop abusing that poor little man.

Gotta get those viewing numbers up somehow.

Yeah the musics on me, first time trying to use it and the last time using it.

98% of that thigh is the work of steroids, brother.

50% of zero is still zero, brother.

Leon I hope you get bumfucked by wild dogs for these song choices.

Close enough to first

One week they forget entrance themes the next they fuck up an entire matches audio. Why is this sound guy still working here?

Real tea time doesn't require those sub-par Australian "biscuits"

Eva Marie still would of gotten a bigger pop than that main event.

Watching paint dry is more entertaining than anything your generic ass can do

Match of the year candidate.

Buddy I think you came to the wrong building.

When a table can be considered a tame spot then you know you are in for a bad time.

Might use the idea that was given to Samsin about the mask being the "Serious" attire and use attire one as my usual gear.

Happy for the feedback on the triple threat, The gimmick I am trying to go for was sure as shit not what I gave in the match. Can only blame myself for that and try to put myself on the proper track.