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Trying your damn hardest to make me cheer for Austin Lee aint you?

Its funny, the only reason I attacked Ricky in that match is cause of a glitch, game decided instead of making me leave the ring after the elimination (like im supposed to), it decided to just have me ringside.

Some say Kass is still going down the list to this day.

Sid and Trance matches back to back..

Seriously what the fuck does this mean and can I hit Jackman in the face with a chair?

I hate you.

Whens the OCW crowdfunding campaign starting?

You had one job Jackman

Whoa now. Lets not get too hasty here.

Took 13 years to realise Jay is an awful person?

We'll get there someday

I'm suddenly happy I'm not on riot now.

Vinnie will ragdoll you.. Or you'll ragdoll yourself. Either Works

I do hear that the north has quite a large arena, and at least a couple hundred thousand willing fans. We good.

Another country on the banned list.

Hope Ricky drop's you on your head

Put this and 500 together and we might have enough matches and written content for about a month of shows.

Words hurt Jay

Time for a "I watched this shit mad early and might forget a lot of stuff" review. Kass vs Lee Austin got his ass beat and lost to his own move, what more could you want? Quartz vs Rust First of a few comeback stories from 500, though admittedly I wasnt expecting it to be Quartz having to fight his way back. Interesting match with some good near falls. GG to Quartz and Rust, from whichever hole he's currently residing in. Heather vs A box of frosted flakes Was honestly expecting Doc to murder this walking skin deficency. And it mostly was till whats his tits fought back from the brink for the upset win. Would of been better if he didnt flake just a couple hours later but what can you do. Riot got a bald chick and some removed dead weight sooo win? KD vs Tobin vs Sean vs Mez Four black and apparently very unsafe hosses got into a ring and beat shit out of each other for about twenty minutes. It's what it sounds like and it was enjoyable as all hell to watch. Cort vs STEVE A true American patriot vs what I imagine a manager of an upstate New York Papa Johns looks like. Even with this match obviously being what it was it was still a damn good fifteen minutes. Dimsmore vs Jay (I refuse to call him by that nickname) Nope, awful, wrong guy won, I hate it. 0/10 Unsanctioned Only joke I have for this is was the match unsanctioned to keep big Vinny away from the door or to cover for the fact that it was probably known that the fpr handbooks only purpose was to be thrown as a projectile circa ECW Sabu? Yeah this is just a really good match with about six flips a minute. Seriously everything past this point (including this) is really good. Bobby vs H20 One word, kicks. Thrust kicks, dropkicks, superkicks. You want to see a kick well you're gonna see a fucking kick. Opens with one and closes with one, hell might of only been kicks in this match I genuinly cant remember. Mugen vs Drago Well Drago didnt open the match using my sig so it's aleady got a good rating. Turns out you cant put these two together without something good coming out of it, solid fifteen minutes. Then it followed by the appearance of Leon and instantly fell to my second least favourite match of the night. Blame the penguin race. B vs Malu Admittedly I might of already have heard how this song and dance went. But getting to actually see it made it a whole lot better. Even match all the way through till a flying punch puts b through to 200. Austin vs B17. Twice in a lifetime! Main Event Yeah, I aint got any jokes for this one. It's just really fucking good. Any rookies that haven't watched 500 yet, watch this. Shit like this is how you get better. Might of missed some things, probably a lot of broken english, I dont care.

Gonna need to crack a couple beers and rewatch a lot of the show. Four am is not the optimal time for watching fake fake wrestling or figuring out anime op's apparently..

Damn good show. On the road to page two

It's vision is based on movement.

Hmm

Want to go but Im afraid someone will try a flying punch.

I don't know why we are shoving the sub-huma- I mean the non-Scottish British/Fake irish rookies into clusterfucks. But keep it up!