I don't mean to open sealed wounds, but damn the first match was like watching a fat woman sit on a loaf of bread, son. If anything, it makes me want to take a crack at this Deano fellow. You survived the Terror... can you survive the Madness?

 

Also, did anyone else notice how Deano managed to make OV's arm disappear after countering the Torture Rack? OV looked like Double A for a sec.

 

I was also impressed with Carlos Cruz in his match with Otomo, but damn if you guys didn't drag that match out. People say that one of my weak points is the inability to end the match, but you even put me to shame. Don't get me wrong, I sometimes enjoy dragging out a dark match, especially if it's a good match, but try to keep it under 20 minutes if possible.

 

After reading Bauer's RP, I now understand why Irving thought it was "Pick on Irving" day. Having said that, I'm sorry about the frat boy joke... fratty.

 

Heaton got caught lookin while messin with his hair... why did I not see that coming? You managed to get out of of the choke hold, but end up losing to a school boy pin... an illegal school boy to boot. You perv. Favorite part had to be the turnbuckle battle you two had. Stop fighting each other so much in DM's because eventually it's gonna be 3 hours of reversals.

 

Congrats to Trips for defeating the Method Man. Last time I try to lift you back up after a glitch grapple... turd. None the less, the match came out splendidly, full of back and forth action. I understand that fear lead you to hit your finisher, mere seconds after I turned DR, but it was the smart thing to do with a shot at the T.V. Title on the line. Leave nothing to chance, Trips... you just might take the belt from Ryder with that focus. Good luck, sir.

 

Speaking of Ryder... I see you met Gerty. She's a pistol, ain't she? Freakin Bible Thumpers make me sick. I still can't believe you won that cell match. Oh the shame of being defeated by a leapord print, speedo wearing, German Jehovah's witness.

I know what you mean MMM, During the match I was was sat there going 'Come on one of us has to end it soon' but everytime I tried to end it Otomo stopped me and everytime Otomo started I somehow stopped him.