Riot 8-10-2011

[Brandon Hostile]

Also..arent Storm and Hostile busy doing GWA or some shit? I'd see about the return of a certain briefcase if they aren't going to be active over here.

 

No, not busy at all actually.. I'm speaking with creative at the moment. Besides... 1 match a week for both feds isnt really an issue.. Everyone knows im not hard to find. Inactivity my ass. I DM like a fucking mad scientist. I havent posted content on the shows for a reason.

[Parker]

No, not busy at all actually.. I'm speaking with creative at the moment. Besides... 1 match a week for both feds isnt really an issue.. Everyone knows im not hard to find. Inactivity my ass. I DM like a fucking mad scientist. I havent posted content on the shows for a reason.

 

That's cool......but dm'ing and 'being active' have nothing to do with each other.

[Parker]

'Punched a baby in the dick..then ate a slim jim'......

[Bloom]

Saw this in court, I stole your stupid hat and stupid glasses, and you stole my stupid video.

 

So fuck you in your stupid bald face, I hope you wife blue balls you for 8 days, make it 9 days you....I have no other descriptive words so ill just call you a fucking turnip!

 

And out of respect for me (who woulda thought eh) Refrain from mentioning other sites, kids want to moonlight thats fine. Usually id rage and do mean things. But I'm older and my anger is directed at other things besides E-Wrassling. So in closing, don't mention other joints on my site :)

 

Furthermore this show was really good, and it needs some more discussion. I don't know if its CM PUNK or just everyone is feeling good about themselves, but pretty much everyone is stepping it up. Or hell maybe my awesomeness is inspiring people to be awesomer? I really don't know all in all I am extremely proud of everyone at the moment for gradually bringing up there word game.

 

But please take pride and spell check, the editors and GM's aren't and they don't go through everything with a fine tooth comb. On my end I am keeping tight lipped because staff tends to speak to liberally out of excitement!!!

 

Either way I plan to run with this story arc for a bit, and I plan to involve as many people as I can.

 

And back to work i go.

[Seth Morrison]

That makes no sense at all...were you trying to be funny?

 

The only time you have a funny 'bone' in your body is when your bent over getting ass fucked by a comedian.

 

Sorry but we have a winner!!! WINNER WINNER CHICKEN DINNER!

[Seth Morrison]

Whats this GWA shitty E-fed you speak of. Should bold go over and hack it with pics of taints and ballsacks again?

[Bloom]

Lol AA. The man with no off switch.

[Bloom]

But yes amazing show, Do WORK1

[Useless Dane Xavier]

The "I'm going to review since no one else will" Review

 

Page 1

 

Birdie is a hot ass e-bitch, but she ain't hotter than my Jasmine! She comes out to this quirky theme song, bouncing around to a point of possible wardrobe malfunction... sometimes I wish clothing on this game didn't stick so tightly to the body if you know what I mean. Aaaaaanyways, she lets everyone know that Sensation's smoke and mirrors will finally disappear tonight and he will explain all... but will he? I doubt it, this mother fucker's off his damn rocker, holding on to the World Title like Amy Winehouse held on to her last rock of crack.

 

David Jackon, the chupacabra, is back with another RP. It starts out like any of his normal RPs, but when Jim mentions Hazard and the EX Title the kid SNAPS! I'm glad he's finally going in a new direction and away from the pirate gimmick, his new attire is interesting and not as tacky as some of the stuff I've seen him make, and he's doing really well on the sticks. Keep it up chupacabra.

 

ROOKIE SHOWCASE: Two newbies get a shot to have some spotlight on them, but it wont be much as I'm hogging it all! Mwahahahaha!! Anyways, this was a nice short little match, and the point of it was to push Aries' storyline along which I like. MMAries jumps in the ring and Armbars the victor and takes away that little bit of spotlight he managed to grab up. I like that he and Seth Irvine are keeping things interesting, they're really being innovative with this storyline.

 

Glad to see Trevor has had a fire lit up under his ass, from more than one source. He talks Sensational issues and how he plans on figuring out what to do about them and I really hope he does before I do! He's the champ, and if I do something about insane Sensation before he does then that'll make him look really bad!

 

Page 2

 

Someone's got a hit out on Tibby! He thinks it's Matsuda, and he's probably right... but would Matsuda want the dirt on his hands? I think he hired a hit man personally, guess we'll have to wait and find out. Tibby receives a phone call from his Aunt Marie who is in Japan still going after Hanna, a real interesting way to tie things together and to keep that feud in the back of our minds. Stacy Clark wants an interview but The Fire seems he wont have any of it, he's got too much to think about for an interview but he doesn't want to be an asshole so he throws her a bone. Doesn't last long though as he has a match to get ready for. Interesting RP of emotions for Mr. Dupree.

 

Hazard vs. David Jackson: Fast-paced, you ain't kiddin! I don't know why this match was sped up, but it kinda made it more watchable to be honest. It was a back and forth match the whole way and there was never a clear cut winner until the very end. Hazard, you're cheating yourself by having the leverage pin perk, without it if you reverse you get to do a move and boost your momentum, but you're just getting a pin that you can't hold or follow up on and it's damaging your chances of winning. I bet if you got rid of it you'd be winning every match, but D-Jack is a tough customer, so I don't know. Great match though, the EX is certainly thriving!

 

Valmont is a ballsy sumbitch, walking the halls of OCW without a contract or permission to be there. Reminds me of the time I snuck backstage after TNA Impact, I was able to walk around for a good 20 minutes and talk to some of the guys because I had my school ID on and the lanyard was the same color of the Universal Studios employees lanyards, it was awesome before someone caught wind of it. Anyways, Sensation stops you and starts talking to... the belt? Lil Jimmy? I don't know but he's on some R-Truth shit here. He claims how he's been too busy not caring yet he's clutching onto the World Title as if it were his life blood, a little hypocritical if you ask me. Valmont says a few words that Sensation doesn't like before security takes him away. I really enjoyed this confrontation, Valmont's storyline is really interesting and coupling that with Sensation's new found insanity made for some entertaining television.

 

Page 3

 

Irvine comes out and cuts throats with a slick promo. All he wants is Aries one on one and I for one would love to see that. I'm glad to see both of these gentlemen back in OCW.

 

Page 4

 

So Jacob Trance finally gets his belt, but in Sensation's own nutty way. I was laughing all throughout this RP, especially when LSD made an appearance at a very serious moment. Two guys dressed in a cheeseburger and ice cream cone foam suit? A boombox that ends up being used as a telegram? A very unusual note written by JCS himself? Congratulations Jacob Trance, you are the International Champion, and Sensation wants to make a mockery of you to get his fix in some odd fashion. Man this place has turned into a loony bin.

 

K. Dangelo vs. Parker: This is one looooong match that was pretty much back and forth. KD grew about 6 inches over the last week and is now a superheavyweight. I don't know how Parker didn't reverse his grapples and make quick work of KD, because those grapples are easy to reverse! I watched this entire match all the way through and found a bit of entertainment in seeing how predictable can be. Mix it up man, you're not going to win like that! A good match nonetheless although LONG as I stated. Parker's on a roll and he won't be stopped!

 

Page 5

 

KD wants a rematch next week, EX rules! I'd love to see this and I hope it gets booked, these two men holding weapons would be a bloodbath! What's that? Blood isn't online in this game? Well... shit...

 

Dorien Arnaud vs. Jacob Trance: Another back and forth, competitive match. Trance goes on a run and embarrasses Dorien in the last minute. He truly deserves to be international champion, go to the back of the line Dorien, whose next in line? Do something with that title Jacob, don't worry about the World Title, you have a title that needs to be built as a good mid-card championship and it has a lot of history. It's had people such as Kip Conrad, Deano Horse, and Nate Ortiz hold it. Show us how great that belt truly is!

 

Page 6!

 

Sensation comes out dressed like Trevor and Parker's gay love child, and he certainly looks like it too! This man is our boss, and he's elbow dropping jackets and knee dropping sunglasses like Ric Flair on a Thursday night. Talking all kinds of nonsense that I can hardly comprehend. He thinks we've turned on him when it is he that has turned on us, his insanity has got his brain turned inside out. Then... NATE...

 

Page 7!!!!!!!

 

Nate Ortiz is here!! I thought he was here to relieve Sensation of his duties, and I'm glad they put that theory to rest immediately. All Nate wants to do is bring pops back to his senses, and for a moment is seems like he's on the verge of doing so. But when he gets the belt from Jay he makes the mistake of saying he's returning it to it's rightful owner, and bossman looses his head again! He throws a boot at Nate which allows him to snatch the belt back. This is a very important part of the storyline, lets us in a little bit on why Jay is doing what he's doing. Maybe his insanity isn't all that insane, maybe he doesn't want someone as boring as Trevor as the champ, so he's holding onto the belt until I can win it! Who knows, but things are definitely getting interesting here.

 

MATCH OF THE NIGHT: Hazard vs. David Jackson, the EX is thriving!

 

MIA: The EX Champion Brandon Hostile was no where to be found this week, I hope to see him next week. He seemed to have something going on with Valmont when he cost him his match against Trevor a few weeks ago, I'd like to see that continue. Jookie Marley is probably in rehab and I hope to see him continue his story next week. Where's Iceberg Le'Tuce? Matsuda? What about Dale Ernsmore? Why no RPs from Parker, LSD, or Trance? I know we'll hear from those three next week, but I'd like to see the others pick it up!

 

CONCLUSION: This was a very solid RIOT. Very good and entertaining RPs, great matches, and three active champions. It makes me happy to see some of the people that are putting in content, I would have never imaged that Irvine would return to OCW and I can't wait to see what he and everyone else provides next week.

[Parker]

The match between myself and KD was HORRENDOUS to play...it doesnt look it on the video, but the lag was awful...and it was the 3rd time we tried it so we just stuck with it....hence why we weren't really reversing sweet fuck all.

 

also.....'He throws a boot at Nate which allows him to snatch the belt back. This is a very important part of the storyline, lets us in a little bit on why Jay is doing what he's doing. Maybe his insanity isn't all that insane, maybe he doesn't want someone as boring as Trevor as the champ, so he's holding onto the belt until I can win it! Who knows, but things are definitely getting interesting here.'

 

If that's the case...Jay will be holding onto the belt for a very...VERY long time.

 

There was an rp from me Dane. it was the last 2 lines of KD's rp. :)