Kang James Posted March 10, 2013 Posted March 10, 2013 Days ago the dedicated OCW fans were treated with a compelling pilot that involved Brian James and Aries. Some were talking about what it meant while others just ignored it. Did it mean Brian James wasn’t going to return as Kang? Was he gonna return at all, or was this just a message that Brian James hated OCW and hated his famous labeling of The Kang? It also rose suspicion on Aries actions. Some felt he had done it all, there wasn’t any reason for him to return. Others felt the man had one more good run in him. But their questions were slightly answered within’ the hour as the story continued. They last left off with a serious breakout within’ Brians biker bar. The female bartender had dialed 911 and it resulted in Brian James and Aries in an overnight cell, with Brians biker compatriots of course. Once the anxious viewers pressed that small play button they were viewing Brian James and Aries sitting within’ this cell on a wooden bench painted a dark green shade. They were bruised and cut pretty good, but it wasn’t anything they weren’t use to. Aries gazed slightly over towards Brian James and Brian James noticed and did the same. After a generous second or two Brian spoke. Brian: All the bullshit aside, what was the real reason you appeared all of the sudden? Aries had already relayed the answer to Brian during their previous and ungenerous encounter. The prosperous Aries arrived because he thought his agent had set up a session with Brian’s bar to help promote the mans establishment. Aries hadn’t thought his agent would go behind his back in an attempt to get Aries back into OCW’s four cornered hellhole. As such Aries simply repeated himself. Aries: As I said, I thought I was there to promote a restaurant by simply being there. My agent sets it up, I go there, eat and talk with people in hopes they enjoyed their time. It helps the establishment out because the customers come back and I recieve a pretty penny. But I believe my agent set this one up knowing there wasn’t a profit. He set it up in an attempt to get me ba... to get us back into OCW, and I gotta say, it’s working for me. Nothing like a bunch of guys blowing each other back with forceful pushes. Brian had ignored Aries last... odd sentence and traversed his eyesight towards the ground. Fuck returning to that shithole, Brian thought. Pretending to be someone you’re not is the worse, and making money out of it doesn’t justify it. Brian was no better than a politician that faked out his followers. Or some religious dope who took money from those that were easy to persuade and convince. Thinking upon the matter the biker gazed once again towards Aries and spat near his feet. Brian: Well fuck that, I’ve got no damn intention on returning. Faking like I’m some guy who cares about the people. Spitting out witty comments for a cheap laugh, in hopes those cheap laughs help profit the company. Thanks for laughing now go buy the newest Kang James shirt, pffft, shit is so damn fake it makes Jersey Shore seem real and enjoyable. Aries quickly gazed at the liquid that hit the ground and moved his feet, once done the prosperous superstar gazed once again at Brian. The man had a point, but then again Aries never really faked being anyone. In fact, he was shocked Brian wasn’t Kang. He was shocked the whole Kang thing was just an act, because Brian had done it so well. Aries: Well Jizzums, you didn’t have to blow a wet one near me. Though I’ve never faked being anyone. I’ve always been myself. Brian: *smirking, Brian replied* A retard can’t fake being smart, because in the end he’ll always be a retard. Aries: *nodding the superstar replied back* Right, but I’ve always been myse... wait. Brian gave out a deep hinted chuckle while once again gazing towards the cemented flooring while Aries thought upon the bikers comment. The OCW superstar had eventually picked up on the comment before just giving out an awkward silence. The man still gazing towards James had continued the conversation. Aries: Either way, if you don’t return my agent will just continue his pursuit until you do. So you either fall off the edge again so he can’t find you, or you return; and honestly, I’m kinda leaning towards wanting you to return as well. Brian: *shaking his head gently he replied* Fuck, why not just fire him and find another agent, or go solo? Aries: *shrugging Aries continued* He’s my sisters boyfriend; never liked the lad but I would never hear the end of it if I let him go. Also, that’d be helping you and as I said, I want you back slapping my hand. Brian started to realize he wasn’t going to get outta this situation without some bargaining; and even with bargaining he was still going to get the shit end of the stick. He needed to kick someones ass, someone who dug him into this situation to begin with. He already kicked Aries ass so the likely candidate was Aries agent. Besides, Aries just said that he never liked the man and Aries sister has no control over Brian. Brian: God damn it, fine. Give me the agents name and address and I’ll return. But I don’t wanna hear shit about Kangs past accomplishments, or anything about Kang. I return then I return as me, not this Kang bullshit; and I’ll only return for a year. After that year I’m done, not doing anymore than a year and no amount of convincing will work. Well that seemed like a fair bargain. Aries gets what he wants, if only for a year and their tag team returns. That and the superstar hadn’t put deep thought into why Brian wanted his agents name and address. Aries figured, the less he thought about it, the less he could be blamed when something finally happened. So Aries accepted his offer and spoke letting Brian know such. Aries: Alright, sounds good, can’t wait. My agents name is Nathan Gaines and he lives on 102 Willberry Boulevard, Marksmill New Jersery, 33219. Brian: *Brian gave out a slightly confused expression since Aries seemed serious* Gaines, really? Aries: *Chuckling the superstar corrected his joking error* No, I just wanted Gaines to get his ass kicked, never liked that douche. It’s really Justin Jones 3359 Rustardvans St, Pittsburgh Pennsylvania, 36724. Brian simply gave out one slight nod before the OCW sponsored video finished. TO BE CONTINUED... 3 http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/file.php?40,file=21309,filename=thats_racist_racist.gif IT'S THE KING, BITCH! 2x International Champion 1x Hardcore Champion
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