Amazing Ari Brookstone Posted May 31, 2013 Posted May 31, 2013 We open in the vast expanse of a hotel penthouse, smooth jazz impregnates the air as the camera moves its way around the room. It settles on an unknown man sitting on a velvet upholstered armchair. The man is wearing a fine suit, and seems to be in his mid to late thirties - he seems quietly confident as he begins to speak. Man: Ladies and Gentlemen my name is Ari Brookstone. He takes a sip from a champagne flute and continues Ari Brookstone: I've been called many things. Amazing, arrogant, loud, douchey... Which isn't even a word by the way. Most recently, I've been called by one Jaysin... He looks at the iPad on the armrest of his chair Ari Brookstone: ...Clinton Sensation. Mr Sensation called me because he wanted to offer me an opportunity. An opportunity to become a fixture in OCW. He takes a sharp intake of breath Ari: ...I am a man who gets things done. Most recently, I brokered the deal that brought Stephon Marbury to OCW - and now... Now I want to turn people into sta... Peaches what are you doing?! The camera pans out to catch a chiselled man dusting a trophy on the mantelpiece. Ari is furious, and jumps out of his chair as "Peaches" recoils Ari: I told you... Never touch my trophies! WHY DID I TELL YOU THIS PEACHES? "Peaches": ...because I can't be trusted. Ari: BECAUSE YOU CAN'T BE TRUSTED. GET OUT OF MY SHOT YOU'RE RUINING THIS! Peaches scuttles out of shot as Ari sits back in his armchair Ari: ...Ahem. Excuse me. He adjusts his tie and continues Ari: ...Ordinarily, I don't do television - but I do do money. In OCW - I see untapped talent... I see money to be made - So starting soon. I do OCW. Peaches! The chiselled man walks back into shot Ari: Now you may dust. The smooth jazz permeates the air again as the camera zooms out, and the words "Amazing Ari Brookstone" float across the screen in a delicate font. 7
Parker Posted May 31, 2013 Posted May 31, 2013 http://assets.diylol.com/hfs/108/c6b/035/resized/angry-ari-meme-generator-soon-soon-dc110c.jpg 2 http://img41.imageshack.us/img41/5774/sig2uq.jpg 2 x Hardcore Champion (Longest defending OCW champ,19 defences) 1 x NA Champion 1 x Pride Champion 1 x TV Champion 2 x OCW World Heavyweight Champion F.I Winner 2012 MOTN vs Leonheart @ Wrestlution 7 'Don't worry about no one else, hows my hair look' - Tiberius Dupree 'Wipe you ass and go to bed' - Sensation to B17
Administrators Mr.Sensation Posted May 31, 2013 Administrators Posted May 31, 2013 http://assets.diylol.com/hfs/108/c6b/035/resized/angry-ari-meme-generator-soon-soon-dc110c.jpg http://www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/2012/10/michael-douglas-matt-damon-liberace-hbo/_jcr_content/par/cn_contentwell/par-main/cn_pagination_contai/cn_image.size.liberace-behind-the-candelabra.jpg 15-06, 18:20 Tiberius Dupree make him tap with brownie mix "Booking Wrestling is the most thankless no-win position anyone could ever be in. When things go well it's the talent that makes it work. When they go badly, it's because the Booker doesn't know what he's doing." - Eric Bischoff Jookie: what website do we upload to againi for got Our Hero: uploadafraud.com Jookie: fuck u boricua "I'm like Smythe, except Good" - Matsuda OCW works best when it’s a melting pot of different ideas and opinions coming together to create some cool ass shit. It’s at its worst when people are only invested in their own/their pals’ content." - Paul Pugh "I'm 5,9" - Ry "I'm sorry if this sounds mean but OCW shouldn't be allowed to vote" - Jake Allen
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