Mugen Posted September 26, 2013 Posted September 26, 2013 A video starts with some static and suddenly a black & white blob shows up on the screen. The blob fades away and as the picture comes into focus we see The Emperor of Enzuguris, Mugen leaning on the side of a car wearing a black fitted hat, glasses and a fake beard that would rival even James Harden. Mugen: Like the look? I knew you did. I felt like this look was rather appropriate if you mustache. Mugen grins for the camera after his pun. Mugen: You might be wondering where I am, what I'm doing here and why? It's quite simple actually. I'm here because of Jacob Trance. I was informed by OCW officials that the card for our 9th Anniversary show was released the other day and that I should check it out. And checked it out I did. Unfortunately........ The camera zooms out to show all of Mugen as he walks around the car. Mugen: I was nowhere to be seen. Believe me, I was pretty furious about it. Mugen shudders for a second as he tries to suppress the anger Mugen: My fantastic, loyal comrade K'Dangelo on the other hand, IS fighting Jacob Trance for that North American Title. Congratulations....................... BUT WHAT ABOUT ME?! Mugen slams his fist down on the hood of the car. Mugen starts talking to himself a bit as he calms himself down and cracks a big smile for the camera. Mugen: Now, you may be asking, why is this car here and what am I doing with it. This beautiful BMW belongs to a certain Jacob Trance. Fat Boy was spotted at a fast food restaurant not too far from my gym today and I thought to myself, "Wow he's fat as f***" which then led to "Sh** I need to steal his car." Mugen walks to the passenger side window and pulls out a baseball bat. Mugen: I know he loves this car. Just as much as I love my sanity. Mugen swings the baseball bat right at the driver side window smashing it into pieces. Then he takes a few hard swings at the windshield leaving huge cracks in it. Mugen: And now on to the second course of our meal! Mugen pulls out a gun from the passenger side window and starts firing shots at the car from every angle. Mugen: And now the third course! Mugen opens the trunk and takes out a filled up jerry can...... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dYIMUDKSarI The music continues to play as Mugen is laughing so hard that he is rolling on the ground. He gets up and dusts himself off. Mugen: Seriously Trance, you didn't deserve that beautiful car. You never washed it, you never bothered to throw out all the McDonalds wrappers from the backseat, you never even bothered to get the oil changed! 10,000 miles means 10,000 miles son! The camera zooms closer towards Mugen's face. Mugen: This is my message to you Trance. If you are really a true champion, then man up and have a real challenge. 5 Hall of Fame - Class of 2017
Jacob Trance Posted September 26, 2013 Posted September 26, 2013 Dat creative meeting! I'll be having some words with you soon.
Tiberius Dupree Posted September 27, 2013 Posted September 27, 2013 El fueggggggggggggggggggooooooooooo!!! "You either die a hero or live long enough to become Nate Ortiz" - Drago Cesar "Let me make myself clear: you work for me. If I tell you to fight Blaine, you fight Blaine. Hell, if I tell you to fight a lion, you WILL fight a lion and still thank me afterwards for giving you a job." - Mr. Sensation
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