Lifestyles of the Rich and Champions

[Mugen]

The scene opens up in Mugen's luxury penthouse apartment located at 15 Central Park West. While looking out his window and looking at Central Park, Mugen's girlfriend Molly walks into the minimally furnished apartment. Without even looking away from the window, Mugen starts to speak to Molly.

Mugen: Have you heard the news?

 

Molly: Yea! I was just about to talk to you about it.

 

Mugen: I can't wait to be back and defend....

 

Mugen turns around to Molly which reveals that Mugen has been wearing his North American Championship around his waist the whole time. He pats the belt around his waist as he continues his conversation.

Mugen: This belt and continue to become OCW's Triple Crown North American Champion.

 

Molly: You barely ever take that stupid thing off.

 

Mugen: IT IS NOT STUPID. IT IS LIFE. IT IS LOVE. I can't wait to show up at the Garden for our show.

 

Molly: What are you talking about? We aren't at the Garden.

 

Mugen: Oh okay! We are at the Barclays Center then right?

 

Molly: No......haven't you heard the news?

 

Mugen: Oh god, we are at the Prudential Center in Newark? Get the bullet proof vests!

 

Molly: NO! The next Riot is at Terminal 5.

 

Mugen looks at her with an emotionless look on his face.

Mugen: What?

 

Molly: Haven't you taken any of Bobby's calls?

 

Mugen: Nope. Why should I take his calls when he can text me if its important?

 

Molly: HE HAS BEEN TEXTING YOU!

 

Mugen: Why would I respond to texts if he can e-mail me?

 

Molly: HE HAS BEEN E-MAILING YOU!

 

Mugen: Well he can always catch me at the shows we have been appearing together at.

 

Molly: YOU HAVEN'T SPOKE TO HIM AT THE SHOWS.

 

Mugen: Well excuuuuuuse me if I'm a little busy these days. Please tell me the news.

 

Molly: Well some things happened to OCW since we have been on hiatus, but most importantly, the boss has had to reduce the budget.

 

Mugen looks at Molly with the emotionless face again

Mugen: No. No. No. Chill b, you are telling me I have to wrestle in a tiny venue when WE SHOULD BE wrestling in front of tens of thousands of people?

 

Molly: I guess. There are rumors as to why its happening but nobody really knows. Maybe you should talk to Bobby.

 

Mugen: Ehhhhhhhh maybe I will. Mugen mutters to self Buster ass bossman

 

Mugen walks over to his coffee table, which by the way is shaped in the North American Championship, to pick up his phone. The scene fades to black.

[Matsuda]

In some circles, dating yourself is considered masturbation.

[Mugen]

This is why I'm always tryna shake your hands #kayfabe