Jackson Montgomery Posted February 2, 2016 Posted February 2, 2016 Jackson Montgomery: I can’t believe I lost! I worked my ass off to get that title shot and I flopped. That tournament was no joke and I WRECKED it. First, I destroyed Tank only to get demolished afterwards; which I still came out on top by the way. Then on to the latest flavor of the month Jimmy Henry. Jackson Montgomery: This guy, apparently, has the entire OCW Universe and half the damn staff loving him and his skirt. But, just like before, I put him down. Then, once I finally get the chance to do something historic, I fall flat to that Twilight son of a b*tch Kassidy Hayes. This guy would last a day in my shoes. Jackson switches the phone, a corded landline phone (who the hell has a landline?), he is talking on to his other ear, then pours half a tumblers worth of Jameson before just downing the whole thing. He nods his head as he listens to the other side of the conversation. Jackson Montgomery: Yea I understand it was still a great opportunity to even be in the match, but damnit! I wanted to WIN the match. Be the first ever Turmoil Champion and prove to all those lame asses in the back that even though I don’t talk much, I can still kick some ass. Jackson Montgomery: But you what? F*ck it. I’ll get my chance soon.I just need to reel in my anger. Lord knows I’ve got a lot of it. Jackson pours another tumbler of Jameson but lets it sit on the table. Have you seen the people coming into OCW? Everyone is here to “save” the brand. “Save” the company from itself. Someone needs to run through this roster and “take care” of all the pirates, vampires, saviors, sex freaks, japanese businessmen, and all the other has-beens who are coming back trying to relive their glory days. Jackson now picks up the tumbler and drinks the entirety of the glass. The person on the other end of the phone says something that causes Jackson to furrow his brow. Jackson Montgomery: What about Tank? That monkey’s all jacked up on Mountain Dew and Honey Buns. The only reason he was able to do what he did was because he hit me with a sneak attack...LIKE A COWARD! Jackson holds the glass up and begins to look through it like he’s inspecting it. Anyone can hit someone from behind. I’m sure Buddy Burns could take out The Monster with a well timed sneak attack. F*CK TANK! Jackson stands up and throws the glass across the room, shattering it against the wall. Again, the person on the other end of the phone angers Jackson. Jackson Montgomery: Of course I remember what he did to my bike but he was gone by the time I got to it!. I was able to put out the fire but the majority of it was already gone. It’s scrap now and if that coward ever gets out of jail, I’ll be sure to put him in his place and let him know where he really stands in the grand scheme of things. He’s another guy who wants to “cause anarchy” and “destroy” OCW. I just want to destroy careers, that’s all. Is that so bad? Jackson then laughs at a joke the person he’s talking to makes. Jackson Montgomery: Haha, yes, careers have ended. Very funny. Jackson hears a noise come from his cell phone and, grabbing the base of his corded phone, walks over to the table where his cell phone is. He picks it up and reads the message that says, “Turmoil 109 Card”. Jackson Montgomery: You’re not going to believe this sh*t! The week on Turmoil, I face B-17 and Jimmy f*cking Henry in a triple threat. The last two men standing face each other, the winner of THAT match gets a shot at Kassidy. I may have a chance after all. With Tank still in jail, hopefully getting reamed by some other loser named Tank who’s in for running a meth den in Alabama somewhere, I can focus on getting past this match and make my way back to the title. Jackson puts his phone in his pocket and walks back over to the coffee table with the Jameson bottle on it. He listens to the other end as he drinks straight from the bottle. Jackson Montgomery: I appreciate that man, but I can handle this on my own. Listen, I’ll talk to you soon. I’ve got some things I need to do before Turmoil. Later Dave(?). Jackson hangs up the phone, takes one last, deep swig from the Jameson bottle, grabs his jacket and leaves the small motel room he’s been shacked up in for days. The camera watches the door close, then focuses on the phone. It follows the phone cord only to find it laying on the floor, unplugged from the wall. 5 1x - OCW Turmoil Heavyweight Champion ** Mr. Sensation - "Jackson's a good egg." ** Pugh - "Jackson just earned himself the Parker Stevens memorial award for inappropriate jokes. The prize is... well... don't open your desk drawer ever again"
Jimmy Henry Posted February 2, 2016 Posted February 2, 2016 Eugghh Irish whiskey... Real men drink Scotch whisky.
Jackson Montgomery Posted February 2, 2016 Author Posted February 2, 2016 Eugghh Irish whiskey... Real men drink Scotch whisky. I WILL MURDER YOU!! Sorry about that. That's the Irish Whiskey talking. 1x - OCW Turmoil Heavyweight Champion ** Mr. Sensation - "Jackson's a good egg." ** Pugh - "Jackson just earned himself the Parker Stevens memorial award for inappropriate jokes. The prize is... well... don't open your desk drawer ever again"
B-17 Posted February 2, 2016 Posted February 2, 2016 Mother fucker is talking to himself! I'm his friend. I'm gonna die first when the ptsd snaps! 1 "Amatuer cheat hunter, Resident OCWFED historian, Lover of spreadsheets, data and HOI, MASTER OF THE GOKART" *I DONT KNOW HOW TO CHANGE MY PROFILE!*
Jimmy Henry Posted February 2, 2016 Posted February 2, 2016 Leaving me to win the Turmoil title. Turmoil would go mainstream if I was on the front page of this website.
Jackson Montgomery Posted February 2, 2016 Author Posted February 2, 2016 Since Parker is the champion on Riot, I feel the Turmoil champion needs to be another bald headed, tattooed, bearded champion who has a few screws loose. 1x - OCW Turmoil Heavyweight Champion ** Mr. Sensation - "Jackson's a good egg." ** Pugh - "Jackson just earned himself the Parker Stevens memorial award for inappropriate jokes. The prize is... well... don't open your desk drawer ever again"
Jackson Montgomery Posted February 3, 2016 Author Posted February 3, 2016 Mother fucker is talking to himself! I'm his friend. I'm gonna die first when the ptsd snaps! Nah I THINK you're safe. You know, better keep a look out just in case. 1x - OCW Turmoil Heavyweight Champion ** Mr. Sensation - "Jackson's a good egg." ** Pugh - "Jackson just earned himself the Parker Stevens memorial award for inappropriate jokes. The prize is... well... don't open your desk drawer ever again"
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