Certified Greatness 2016

[B-17]

You ever been so angry you jjust type words

 

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[Justin Raze]

The young lady was collecting for charity you animal , nothing more, nothing less...she just knocked on the wrong door.

 

Be a star, B.

 

Eh, you can't expect me not to attempt to do something...

[B-17]

Are you fucking kidding me! Tank! Tank! This walking septic poo dump is our damn champion! To glorious hell to that idea! This guy loses to me and gets rewarded for chance to sneak his way into the title match? This is bullshit, sprinkled with smaller pieces of bullshit!

[Justin Raze]

Are you fucking kidding me! Tank! Tank! This walking septic poo dump is our damn champion! To glorious hell to that idea! This guy loses to me and gets rewarded for chance to sneak his way into the title match? This is bullshit, sprinkled with smaller pieces of bullshit!

 

Apparently you're not familiar with life, it's bull shit sometimes.

 

Rather than bitch in a forum get to be #1 Contender and do something about it.

 

And I need to take a bit of my own advice as well...

[Jacob Trance]

Are you fucking kidding me! Tank! Tank! This walking septic poo dump is our damn champion! To glorious hell to that idea! This guy loses to me and gets rewarded for chance to sneak his way into the title match? This is bullshit, sprinkled with smaller pieces of bullshit!

 

I'm afraid it was a financial decision, whilst you're walking around with Private PTSD we can't trust him not to geurilla warfare you into early retirement. Toodles.

~Daryl Bradley Esq.

[Tank]

Tank: Don't worry there B-17, some people just aren't cut out for the championship life. It's okay, maybe you can get yourself a tv title? I'll have my people call.... um... do you even have people?

[B-17]

Apparently you're not familiar with life, it's bull shit sometimes.

 

Rather than bitch in a forum get to be #1 Contender and do something about it.

 

And I need to take a bit of my own advice as well...

 

Is this guy not familiar with sarcasm?

 

You haven't been around lately, so let me introduce myself.

 

My name is B-17 and I'm funny. Not Carrot Top funny, more like Seinfeld funny where people have to ask themselves if that was the joke...

[B-17]

I'm afraid it was a financial decision, whilst you're walking around with Private PTSD we can't trust him not to geurilla warfare you into early retirement. Toodles.

~Daryl Bradley Esq.

 

This actually has a fair amount of truth to it.

[Justin Raze]

Is this guy not familiar with sarcasm?

 

You haven't been around lately, so let me introduce myself.

 

My name is B-17 and I'm funny. Not Carrot Top funny, more like Sienfeld funny where people have to ask themselves if that was the joke...

 

You spelt Seinfeld wrong.

[Buddy Burns]

But on a serious note, this show disappointed the ever loving fuck out of me. A few gems here and there (shout to The Dennis Crew). But just so many little and huge things.

 

1. Missing Intro to lead into Pughs opener just radio silence.
   
2. Intro rps with no intro videos takes 2 fking mins
   
3. Lazy edit on 4 way no music for jook
   
4. Sid bit made zero sense so early in the show.
   
5. ADD putting together a match (thats on me)
   
6. Videos not working due to some fucking odd codec
   
7. Late submissions abound, to the point where some ppl are like here, what the fuck?
   
8. Shitty 2k servers
   
9. Zero content from smythe wasted 5 hours of dragos time
   
10. shitty twitch ruiningfucking match streams and lazy fucks watchign streams for spoilsLOL YAY right.
    
11. Main Event got corrupted
    
12. 2 fucking hours doing the finale in sony vegas because im add prone
    
13. 2 hours trying to combine me and finale that wasn't 1.5 gigs
    

Zero content from most of Turmoil no seb no yimmy, no dylan etc.

 

no pre-show stuff other than The Dennis Crew.

 

The whole Seth Retirement thing with the fucking peanut gallery for the lols.

 

Fucking Parkers RP is like pointless, he has a world title match but hes yammering about raze, whom he isn't ever going to fucking face. But since content written wise was so barren guess what gets to get used.

 

And I still got Riot to work on after work hooray. I take pride in these ppv's and I'd like yall to do so as well. Like Dennis this dude is cooking like it was back in the day, a nice vid rp hyping the match, cooked up a nice RP on short notice. It's about presentation and I feel for a lot of people its lacking. If you want to coast during the week, by all means makes the GM job easier since its quicker to deal with. But your A FUCKING GAME needs to be on for every PPV. I was proud to show The Clash 2016 to the world, yall should be proud of that. Most of CG feels like a clusterfuck. The ironic part is even at our worst its still fucking miles above anyone else, but that does not mean we sit on our ass, and stew in the juices. We set the bar high, for a reason.

 

Ya need to get it together. If you want more time for PPV's ill just make the in between times longer, because maybe 9 days isn't enough time.

 

Some jewels on the show but putting it together and all this other crap soured the experience greatly.

 

 

All I gotta say is 8 days for 2 shows with some content depended on the other is a bitch for everyone involved. Maybe pushing Riot or it's deadline back during a ppv ESPECIALLY if we're not given a card 2 weeks in advance.