Riot 425th Episode!

[Jacob Trance]

What am I drinking exactly? You're a terrible troll.

[Aries]

Damn. Might as well rename you scrubs to Ragnasalt. Saltier than a whore's canker sore.

 

On the real, though. It happens. The game can be very awkward and limiting at times.

[Tre Golden]

Here comes trances friends to save the day

[Xander Rane]

Damn. Might as well rename you scrubs to Ragnasalt. Saltier than a whore's canker sore.

 

On the real, though. It happens. The game can be very awkward and limiting at times.

 

How do you know the salt levels of a whore's canker sore?

[Jacob Trance]

How do you know the salt levels of a whore's canker sore?

 

Salinity strips, duh

[Xander Rane]

Salinity strips, duh

 

Do those come in packs? I'd like to measure different people's semen v tears.

[Jacob Trance]

Do those come in packs? I'd like to measure different people's semen v tears.

 

http://www.amazon.com/100-Count-Blameless-Parameter-Laboratory-Comparison/dp/B017PYI8RK/ref=sr_1_4?ie=UTF8&qid=1458160491&sr=8-4&keywords=salinity+strips

[Aries]

Here comes trances friends to save the day

 

How is that an insult? Mothertrucker, your head looks like a cap to a God damned salt shaker. Don't make me get an Xbox, come to Riot and slap the shit out of you. Keep talking, Tre Saltine. I'll end you quicker than a chicken cacciatore from Carrabba's Italian Grill in New Jersey.

[Xander Rane]

How is that an insult? Mothertrucker, your head looks like a cap to a God damned salt shaker. Don't make me get an Xbox, come to Riot and slap the shit out of you. Keep talking, Tre Saltine. I'll end you quicker than a chicken cacciatore from Carrabba's Italian Grill in New Jersey.

 

What's their price range? That sounds good.

[Tre Golden]

Let's do it fat boy