A New Beginning or Pugh Has Jizzhead ...you decide.

[Versus]

Camera pans across the hallway, showing various OCW stars chatting, and going about their business. A doorway comes into frame and it slowly opens (seemingly on it's own). As the door opens, you hear Ray Charles playing in the background, and an older gentleman brings something on a tray to a Versus laying on a hammock.

 

Versus - (dropping a string) Like how I did that? I figured I'd get the "WHO OPENED THE DOOR?!?!" question off the table so you can focus on what I gots to say. It was me who opened the door, I used that string. Genius right? Right Ed?

 

Versus reaches onto the tray and pulls off a vaporizer and begins filling it up.

Ed - Nope, it's a string.

 

Versus - Touche. So anywho, I baited you in here so I can talk to the OCW audience, and people who, day in and day out were like "Where the hell is that guy that used to smoke all that weed? What's his name?" Well, what's his name is back.

 

Versus takes a haul off of his vaporizer.

 

Versus - Well, I left OCW because I turned into an authoritarian Nazi for Jay and OCW as a whole. I have nobody else to blame besides Jay, not myself, Jay. Even though I had this epiphany, power equals money, money equals weed...more power, more weed. Although that was true, it didn't make me feel good, so I left. My first stop was Carl's Jr. I got a burger, it was awesome.

 

Ed - Might want to skip details.

 

Versus - Anywho, I traveled the world, and got to know some really cool people, saw some cool stuff...some that I even remember. My tastes changed, like for instance, I now like to smoke using a vaporizer, I drink alcohol in moderation, and using a glass...WITH ICE. I drink water with lemons in it, real life lemons, not even the Minute Maid packets, like...the fruits! I now have very elegant food tastes...

 

Ed - Just because you use sriracha with your chicken, doesn't make it elegant.

 

Versus - When I add blue cheese dressing tho?

 

Ed - Yeah, still not elegant.

 

Versus - Like I said, super elegant taste in foods. So the reason I brought you in here is to let you know that I will no longer be doing the Vs Bar. I'm older, more knowledgable...worldly if I may, and I realize that floating tiki huts are where it's at. So, now, I'll be hosting my interviews and such at Vs Tiki Hut, and we'll host it right next to an active volcano so it'll add in a little excitement to it.

 

Ed - Got some news on that by the way...

 

Ed hands a letter to Vs on OCW stationary

Versus - (skimming through the letter) Welcome back...blah blah...excited about the future...blah blah blah...tiki hut great idea...blah blah blah...volcano...blah blah...no volcanoes near any arena...fear of death...blah blah...can't allow...

 

Versus hops out of his hammock.

 

Versus - Can't allow it to happen?! It's just an active volcano, I mean, really what are we paying these people for anyway?

 

Ed - We're not paying for anything.

 

Versus - Well, this just isn't going to fly. Ed, in every city, I want you to put a note out that I want adults, children, midgets, paraplegics...whoever, to make me an active volcano, and I'll pay them as many chicken nuggets as they want for it!

 

Ed - That should be easy enough...

 

Versus - Anyway, in the next week or so, I'll have my first ever VS Tiki Hut next to an active volcano interview session. Who will be my first guest? I don't know! Who will make me a volcano? I don't know! One thing I do know, is I'm back, and things are about to get weird.

Versus takes a big hit and then reclines in his hammock as Ed closes the door while the cameraman leaves.

[Bloom]

Camera pans across the hallway, showing various OCW stars chatting, and going about their business. A doorway comes into frame and it slowly opens (seemingly on it's own). As the door opens, you hear Ray Charles playing in the background, and an older gentleman brings something on a tray to a Versus laying on a hammock.

 

Versus - (dropping a string) Like how I did that? I figured I'd get the "WHO OPENED THE DOOR?!?!" question off the table so you can focus on what I gots to say. It was me who opened the door, I used that string. Genius right? Right Ed?

 

Versus reaches onto the tray and pulls off a vaporizer and begins filling it up.

Ed - Nope, it's a string.

 

Versus - Touche. So anywho, I baited you in here so I can talk to the OCW audience, and people who, day in and day out were like "Where the hell is that guy that used to smoke all that weed? What's his name?" Well, what's his name is back.

 

Versus takes a haul off of his vaporizer.

 

Versus - Well, I left OCW because I turned into an authoritarian Nazi for Jay and OCW as a whole. I have nobody else to blame besides Jay, not myself, Jay. Even though I had this epiphany, power equals money, money equals weed...more power, more weed. Although that was true, it didn't make me feel good, so I left. My first stop was Carl's Jr. I got a burger, it was awesome.

 

Ed - Might want to skip details.

 

Versus - Anywho, I traveled the world, and got to know some really cool people, saw some cool stuff...some that I even remember. My tastes changed, like for instance, I now like to smoke using a vaporizer, I drink alcohol in moderation, and using a glass...WITH ICE. I drink water with lemons in it, real life lemons, not even the Minute Maid packets, like...the fruits! I now have very elegant food tastes...

 

Ed - Just because you use sriracha with your chicken, doesn't make it elegant.

 

Versus - When I add blue cheese dressing tho?

 

Ed - Yeah, still not elegant.

 

Versus - Like I said, super elegant taste in foods. So the reason I brought you in here is to let you know that I will no longer be doing the Vs Bar. I'm older, more knowledgable...worldly if I may, and I realize that floating tiki huts are where it's at. So, now, I'll be hosting my interviews and such at Vs Tiki Hut, and we'll host it right next to an active volcano so it'll add in a little excitement to it.

 

Ed - Got some news on that by the way...

 

Ed hands a letter to Vs on OCW stationary

Versus - (skimming through the letter) Welcome back...blah blah...excited about the future...blah blah blah...tiki hut great idea...blah blah blah...volcano...blah blah...no volcanoes near any arena...fear of death...blah blah...can't allow...

 

Versus hops out of his hammock.

 

Versus - Can't allow it to happen?! It's just an active volcano, I mean, really what are we paying these people for anyway?

 

Ed - We're not paying for anything.

 

Versus - Well, this just isn't going to fly. Ed, in every city, I want you to put a note out that I want adults, children, midgets, paraplegics...whoever, to make me an active volcano, and I'll pay them as many chicken nuggets as they want for it!

 

Ed - That should be easy enough...

 

Versus - Anyway, in the next week or so, I'll have my first ever VS Tiki Hut next to an active volcano interview session. Who will be my first guest? I don't know! Who will make me a volcano? I don't know! One thing I do know, is I'm back, and things are about to get weird.

Versus takes a big hit and then reclines in his hammock as Ed closes the door while the cameraman leaves.

 

Nostalgia Pop for ED!

[Bloom]

et , tu, versus!

[Versus]

Wha? What-I-do?