Wrestlution 10

[Bloom]

I mean the good thing bout WL10 all the people that forgot about MOTY candidates, we got a few!

 

But man I can't be getting emotionally invested in matches.

 

Like I know exactly what you mean.

[Drago Cesar]

Watching Leon dismantle Ragnarok the way he did made me grin from ear to ear. Tre you coulda pinned him after the first AA but you had to be cocky, didn't you? Now I bet you feel like a dummy.

 

I'm digging the hell outta Versus' Hunter V. Thompson attire. I think I got high just watching his entrance. Bobby with the REST HOLD?!?!?!? I marked out. Versus picks up a good win here, and I don't think this'll be over between these guys. Versus probably won't even remember what happened that night either.

 

I don't think Steve will be using his arms again for the next decade or so. Yeezus.

 

Suda vs. Majin was HOLEE SHIT hectic. This match was going at full throttle the whole time and it rarely ever slowed down. I feel like Majin had Suda right where he wanted him multiple times and failed to really take advantage. Fantastic finish.

 

Dupree vs. Roo was fun to watch. These two pulled out all the stops and kept me entertained from start to finish. THAT TORNADO DDT THOUGH! The postmatch RP hit me right in the feels. Helluva way to end your career bubba. Respek.

 

More later n stuf.

[Tre Golden]

Playing in it that was my reaction for a second then it was like damn we played like hell. I was drained from our match that dced and this one turned out just as good to me. It's always great when you can lose and just think I can't wait till people see this.

 

I honestly feel the same about my match lol, I tried my hardest to make it exciting and have everyone have that feeling of what if Leon actually pulled it off, which he did.

 

I fully expect to get shit for the match for awhile, but like I told a few guys, I fully expect to eat major crow as the young cocky shit talking heel. And yes I admit I jobbed lol. Didn't underestimate us though.

So yeah fuck it had fun, especially as it seemed that the wasn't happening at all at first.

[Pugh]

I honestly feel the same about my match lol, I tried my hardest to make it exciting and have everyone have that feeling of what if Leon actually pulled it off, which he did.

 

I fully expect to get shit for the match for awhile, but like I told a few guys, I fully expect to eat major crow as the young cocky shit talking heel. And yes I admit I jobbed lol. Didn't underestimate us though.

So yeah fuck it had fun, especially as it seemed that the wasn't happening at all at first.

 

I fully believe that, had Smythe been in that match, you guys probably would've won it.

[Bloom]

I fully believe that, had Smythe been in that match, you guys probably would've won it.

 

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[The Monster]

I haven't gotten through much of the show yet, so I can't say a whole lot. But, and no offense, fuck the rest of the show: Welcome back Gibbs!

[Illuminati]

Illuminati’s Tea Time, Crumpets and Review

Lution Shuffleboard Edition.

 

Hola OCW Faithful, it's your friendly neighborhood Spider coming to you live...ish from the Shuffleboard Deck of his retirement home.

 

Today we’re going to be looking at the premier OCW Payperview of the year, Wrestlution! Lets dive right into it,

 

Inner Circle Entrance/RP

This entrance was really cool and the RP following it was a nice throwback too, although quite unrealistic. I mean really? Who wants to see these Inner Circle Jerkers over THE HOOTS.

 

Jimmy Henry Doctor RP

Jayzus, Jay what kind of savage doctors do you have working at OCW. I’m about to retire for medical reasons and I’m cleared to Wrestlution and the only thing holding Jimmy together is his kilt and he’s cleared to wrestle as well. Joking aside this was a nice set up for what looks to be a little leave of absence.

 

Golden Family Reunion

Why are you inviting marks backstage HOOT? I’ll potatoe your mom if she tries talking to me THIS IS MY NIGHT B. Wait, did Kassidy just turn into Kanye West… then back to Kassidy, must be a glitch in the feed whatever.

 

MATCH Jimmy Henry v Tank IN A CAAAAGE

This match had a really fun Big Man/Little Man dynamic. This match also shows how far Tank has come, to my memory I don’t even recall a spot of questionable FPR let alone a break. My only pet peeve was that this had a “storyline” finish, I’m sure whatever finish you guys ended up with naturally would have been just as good as that spot, but that's a personal issue, otherwise this was a really good opener.

****

 

LeonsCar.avi.txt RP

No Lution is complete without Leon’s Car making an appearance. That slimy sonofabitch trying to angle his way into a match with Drago. Decent setup RP for post Lution I guess really nothing otherwise.

 

RYUSVCar.avi.txt RP

Now I normally don’t do “reviews” of my own stuff so instead I’ll provide commentary tracks on my own stuff. A peek inside of my own head, and what’s up with this RP? I really want a Lexus RC, V8 Engine RWD, its literally a Japanese Muscle Car! And with Lexus Suspension too JAYZUS! Also generic face arriving at the arena I guess.

 

Th Stv and The Savageness Meet

I liked this bit and had a solid chuckle at the “I know you outside of here” joke. DAMN SON PUT SOME HHHHHHESPEK on it! Wait he just said “I” he broke character why didn’t anyone notice? Was it intentional or a slip idk? I know the struggle with Djesus, typing in third person is hard.

 

TIT! Rp

Head to head? More like foot to head HUEHUEHUEHUEHUE I always enjoy Boob’s fired up promos and along with The Purge “anger” it adds a cool new spin to his character, if Mammary sticks around for a full run I’m interested to see how his character grows with this angle.

 

MATCH Ragnacucks v Leon and Ron Portman

Now, amongst the Hoots there has been some backlash over this result but I’m against that sentiment. Unlike in past games the mechanics of this game gives the numbers side a DISTINCT advantage over the lone player. Throughout this match I saw Tre and Nathan FAIL to capitalize on that advantage. Idk if it was thirst or the bright lights, but when Leon’s reversals were drained BOTH Tre and Nathan tried to stand toe to toe with Leon, and at Lution that's a fight you WON’T win. Idk what my fellow Hoots expected but I’d be far more upset with Leon if he laid down for someone at Lution. I don’t see a way for Ragnajob to spin this, but I think the end of Ragnathirst is a blessing in disguise for the involved parties.

***½*

 

Dupree Looking for his lunch RP

As great of a face as Dupree is I think he’s a far better heel. One of those heels that can really feud with anyone ala Kevin Owens. I liked both the stupid reason for the feud along with the serious version because it encapsulates everything about the Ambition era and its a nice flip of the original Lotus v Fire angle, the attempt to corrupt the incorruptible, but in reverse this time.

 

KD RP

Would have preferred a Garden vid but this was short and sweet.

 

Joey Ryan Squared RP

Why isn’t it easier to do a power of two sign, anyways; This was a nice RP but it made me realize how few Tag Matches there were on Lution, no love for Rhyme Tyme, The Crew, or these guys.

 

MATCH Versus vs Breast

Versus’ entrance/attire was great thoroughly enjoyed, sort of wish Areola did something special with his entrance for that cool attire but ain’t no thang. Nothing to say negative or positive about this match more or less a Riot Main Event Caliber match, but this is Lution so it gets held to a higher standard. No really memorable spots

***¼*

 

Dennis/Madison RP

Nice backstage set up for the big title match, what’s this set up for the next feud VERY GOOD! Interested to see how Dennis’ reign plays out, as of now he is THE Champ on Turmoil.

 

Casey/Willow Segment/Match

OH SNAP Majin’s daughter. You sure you wanna introduce her to the land of the Bombshells? Its a land of Giants Bertha will powerbomb your soul out of your soul b. Nice intro match EVERYONE GET YOUR MOVES IN HOOTS, did its job, no more no less. Appreciated brucie bonus match.

***

 

Drago accomplishes a Legendary FEAT RP

JAYZUS Drago is truly the best amongst us. Not only is he a beast in ring but he has an IRON COLON. Had a solid chuckle here.

 

Good Guy Parker RP

Parker being a scumbag telling it how it is SUDDENLY KWAN WATTS. I’M MARKING OUT BRO! Good guy Parker puts a young rookie over, I hope this pans out into something more, but I know the Ragnajobber thing didn’t. In fact, why didn’t Parker team up with his most hated rival to get revenge for that since Smythe FLAKED… idk might have been cool, I guess not though.

 

DENNIS vs LARGE EDWARD MATCH

Yo Dennis’ attire was wild marked when I seen it in the smoke. Match was a different story, maybe I had a bad read on it, but this match REEKED of we’re going to try and make this match look good vs just going at it. Y’all would be surprised 9/10 straight competition matches look better than “You get your shit in then I’ll get my shit in matches” Uggggh another storyline finish. I was disappointed in this match I think Tank vs Jimmy overshadowed this match and did the big man/little man dynamic much better

**¼*

 

Xbones RP

Yo, I hope Karma bites you in the ass and you lose your mask BUSTA. This RP was all it needed to be.

 

RYHME TRIAL PT2

You guys don’t know how fun it is for me to do Djesus/Artist stuff. Its such a departure from what I do, but its oddly comfortable for me to do it. Add in Ryhme tyme and we’ll be going back and forth on these RPs laughing like children.

 

Th Stv vs SAVAGENESS

This was a great match, but I have to apologize for the quality. I was forced to record as a last resort and in order to get something watchable I had to turn my twitch to the lowest setting. A lot of really cool spots otherwise and I feel like I stayed out of the way/avoided targetting issues as the Cam Ninja for the most part. Th Stv doing his best to rep being OG(Original Garbage) and suicide dives through a table ACES.

****

 

ROOKIE STABLE RP

Its Petal, not pedal. A bike has peDals a rose has peTals. A new tag team mitebcool though.

 

MAJIN RP 1

HYPE this match is a long time in the making definitely a HUGE dream match and these two managed to let everyone know it with barely two weeks. I doubt anyone else could have accomplished this and Majin continues to add to that with this RP.

 

MATSUDA vs MAJIN MATCH

Suda’s 20 minute entrance/jpop concert was great as always but it was that intro vid that really got me hyped. Plain and simple this was a fight, and I knew this was how it was gunna turn out. Definitely enjoyed it for what it was a match really beyond description other than if you’re a stickler for FPR you’ll hate it… Wait was that an H-Edge yo… yo Suda why are you going to the top rope CHILL B THAT'S A SPIDER SPLASH I AIN’T EVEN OUT THE DOOR AND YOU STEALING MY STUFF SHIEEEET.

***¾*

 

Mugenta RP

Yo Jay, you gon get fucked up. This Purge angle is really cool in that we get to see Mugen’s take on this type of “We gunna destroy OCW to make it better” deal.

 

MAJIN RP 2 Electric Bugaloo

OH SNAP REMATCH!!!

 

MONSTER RP

A lot of people have been poking fun saying that this was the Lution rematch no one wanted to see, but I think Cody made everyone want to see it with this RP. I always liked the idea of SLAM SLAM vs PLEX PLEX though so this have me some bonus HYPE

 

RYU Pre-Match RP

This RP was a shout out to the Hoots, reflecting on the GOOD TIMES WITH GOOD BROTHERS. I think in the end this was a selfish feud a lot of this build was for me and targeted at the Hoots. From me doing that stretch against the Main Event guys to prove to myself and them that I could hang to the reversal of roles with Dupree trying to corrupt the retiring Spider, I think the highlight for me was doing my version of DupreeTv, sincerely hope you all enjoyed the ride.

 

THE LUNCHEONING MATCH

I think the worst part of this was 2K and Twitch conspiring to keep this match from happening. I recorded 5 attempts at this match and Dupree recorded another 5 or 6 and everyone ended with either a disconnect or brutal pixelation from Twitch. Luckily mugen saved the day and tool all our attempts and frankensteined three of them together, and I think he did a pretty good job. While the match was solid, I was personally disappointed that I couldn’t showcase my best for you all, but I think what you all got was good.

 

JACKSONSTRUCK.avi.txt

Jackson really got his heel schtick over and HEY! This RP was brought to you by HAUSOFHOOT.com thats H A U S O F H O O T DAWT CAWM. This RP was exactly what it needed to be, hyped for what’s to come!

 

CURTAIN CALL RP

FUCK KAYEFABE HOOT I’M GETTING MY SEND OFF. Dupree did this masterfully, keeping character while still giving me my final ups, Suda giving me a nice goodbye and not kicking me in the face, sorta wish the other hoots didn’t have such big matches so I coulda had them in on it as well, but I’m glad I got what I got.

 

DRAGO SUITING UP RP

[HYPE INTENSIFIES]

 

Smythe RP

Fuck outta here b, if you ain’t gunna bother showing up I’m not gunna waste my time reading your content.

 

BILL THE BUILDING BILLDER RP

;_;7 Truly he is the hero we deserve

 

SLAM SLAM vs PLEX PLEX MATCH

This match was a barn burner from start to finish, nothing I can say can really do it justice, that final stretch and the sync with the music POETRY HOOT… but, and this is no knock on them, not match of the night.

*****

 

RYHME TYME P3

Again a lot more fun from us here, I can’t wait to get you guys the rest of this story, it's grape, it’s grape.

 

OUR HERO RP

YOU FOOL JAY! BIRDIE WAS ONE OF MY GREATEST RIVALS AND YOUR MOST POWERFUL ALLIES! You may have just sealed your fate here.

 

Turmoil 3 Way

This was a great match, the tension was real up to the very end. For a split second it had looked like Kass stole it, but Jackson pulled it out in the end in dominant form. That finish wasn’t what I expected to be honest and I’m excited to see what this means for the Turmoil ME scene, and how B-17 and Kass play it.

 

A-TEAM PROMO/GHETTOCW VID

?!!!!!??!!!!!!!?!!!!!!!! HYPE HYPE HYPE ALL YOU TAG TEAMS ARE FUCKED NOW

 

I’m running out of words for boobs RP

Breastbert was telling me about the Veteran Killer gimmick and it sounds amazing in action, watching this develop with great interest.

 

DRAGO vs XBONES MATCH

Unfortunately I only skimmed through this match so I could watch the ME before GoT. From what little I saw this was good BUT I’m going to withhold a star rating to be fair, Drago comes away with it unsurprisingly.

 

ANGRY BIKE MAN RP

This is interesting, I don’t know if this is gunna end up being Dennis vs Joe v Ed, or Dennis v Joe , or Dennis v Ed. But I like that I don’t know.

 

DRAGO VICTORY RP

YEAH DRAGO HOGAN GRAND STANDING WOOT!

 

Who the fuck is Kyra? RP

No really, I enjoy Tre questioning himself as it builds character but throwing this Kyra chick in outta nowhere takes me out of it cause I’m left confused, hopefully we get more exposition and more importantly I hope she doesn’t turn into Kanye like Kass did earlier.

 

WILLOW RP

Simple intro stuff to the character, I reiterate, you gon get your lunch et gurl.

 

BOSSHOOT vs LARIHOOT MATCH

HOOOOOOOOT How you gunna put the promoter over like that and devalue THE BOYS. This match was way better than it had any right being, JAYZUS ALL THESE SPOTS, WHY ARE YOU GOOD JAY?! No surprise with the finish, no surprise with Jay putting himself over… Wait who’s this bearded guy… no… it can’t be… ITS DIMSMORE AWWHAYLYUS.

*****½*

 

B-17 RP

THE PLOT THICKENS! DON’T FALL TO THE DARKSIDE BINGO! I BELIEEEEEEEVE

 

SOPHIA RP

THATS H A U S O F H O O T DAWT CAWM.

 

TOBANE PROMO

Awww snap Tobane gunna suplex you to death Sean

 

MAIN EVENT

THIS MATCH RIGHT HERE! This match literally ruined BackPaybfor me MOTN, MOTY the storytelling the match itself the near falls the IMPLICATIONS JAYZUS! IF YOU HAVEN’T WATCHED THIS MATCH WATCH IT HOOOOOOT.

******

 

 

 

 

AND REMEMBER! I MAY BE RETIRED, BUT ILLUMINATI IS ALWAYS WATCHING!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Dennis Black]

The turmoil before Lution my pc decided to do a Prince and die. Got my replacement now so hopefully more epic Tank like RP's coming in ;)

 

 

Too soon lol

[Majin]

Suda vs. Majin was HOLEE SHIT hectic. This match was going at full throttle the whole time and it rarely ever slowed down. I feel like Majin had Suda right where he wanted him multiple times and failed to really take advantage. Fantastic finish.

 

I did have him right where I wanted him. It wasn't that I 'Failed to take advantage'...I simply wasn't finished with him yet. Not the first, and won't be the last, that's cost me a match. No big deal.

 

For real though, glad I didn't go for the win when I should have. Would have hated winning the Title after hearing reports of shitty fpr!

[Pugh]

I did have him right where I wanted him. It wasn't that I 'Failed to take advantage'...I simply wasn't finished with him yet. Not the first, and won't be the last, that's cost me a match. No big deal.

 

For real though, glad I didn't go for the win when I should have. Would have hated winning the Title after hearing reports of shitty fpr!

 

Fuck other people though - someone is always bitching about FPR