A Night Out For Tyler

[Tyler Rose]

It is around 8 p.m. and Tyler steps into a local restaurant, he is feeling quite hungry and is defiantly excited to sit down and enjoy a nice meal, Tyler first sees the hostess of the restaurant a middle aged woman who has the look on her face that she hates her job and everyone that walks through the door.

 

Hostess: Hello my name is Judy.. How many?

She says without even cracking a smile, Tyler ignores her rudeness as she fixes his tie, Tyler is wearing a white button up with a black vest and jacket, the tie is purple (what would you expect)

 

Tyler: Just myself madam Booth I would perfer a booth

 

Judy sighs a little

 

Judy: Right this way, sir.

 

Tyler sits at the table as he waits for the waiter he notices a vase on the middle of the table.. It has roses inside of the vase. As much as you could call these a rose. They were artificial, Of course Tyler felt disgusted by this, having his addiction for all things beauty. The waiter walks to Tyler

 

Waiter: are you ready to order sir?

 

Tyler: Roses, bring me real roses.

 

Waiter: Sir? What do you mean?

 

Tyler: Walk to the nearest florist and buy a dozen red roses and bring them here and put them in front of me. replace these.

 

Waiter: I am afraid can not do that.. I would

Tyler threw his water at the waiters face before he could finish his sentence and then stands up and punches the waiter and the gut, as the waiter bends over in pain holding his stomach Tyler grabs the vase and bust it over the waiters skull.. Tyler reaches for his wallet and pulls out a twenty dollar bill and drops it onto the waiters unconscious body and heads to the door and leaves

 

Tyler: Siri point me to the nearest florist

[Tyler Rose]

As he fixes his tie*******

[Joe Zhivago]

I love how neurotic Tyler Rose is - fake flowers do suck to be fair.

[Tyler Rose]

Thank you!

[Versus]

No mention of pants. So, I can see the reason the hostess was immediately negative.

[Tyler Rose]

Lmao!!!!!!! Pants are for pussies! Lmao