Versus Gets A Call...

[Versus]

Scene opens up on a beautiful sunny afternoon in a small town square. Couples are shopping in antique stores, drinking at coffee shops and a guy drops his squagel on the ground and blames and cusses at his wife. We see Versus walking out of a old timey barber shop with another beautifully cut default 01 hair style.

Versus: Thanks again Sammy, great cut as usual. And I told you, stop wearing sunglasses inside, you're looking douchey and not cool! Hahaha. I'll catch you guys next time I'm around.

 

You suddenly hear bong noises, as Versus slows down and grabs the phone from his pocket. He looks at the phone and answers.

Versus: ED! My man! What's up buddy, how's the mini vacation going?

 

Ed: Hey V, it's going well. I forget how much chasing a lava monster takes out of you. What are you up to?

 

Versus: Just got my haircut.

 

Ed: Sammy?

 

Versus: As always.

 

Ed: Isn't he like 1000 years old?

 

Versus: Yeah, but he knows just how to cut my hair right.

 

Ed: So would a blind paraplegic. It's default 01, how hard is it?

 

Versus: Dude...Sam IS a bling paraplegic, remember?

 

Ed: Sorry, sometimes I forget.

 

Versus: So what's up?

 

Ed: Well, I'm here at a beautiful tiki hut, having a few cocktails.

 

Versus: Wow, not looking for a change in scenery at all are ya?

 

Ed: What else am I supposed to do here? It's Vegas.

 

Versus stares at the camera before responding.

Versus: I...guess...nothing? Anyway, what's going on?

 

Ed: Well, I was drinking in a beautiful view, while I was drinking a beautiful cocktail, and a guy kinda got in between me and my future ex wife. I was a little upset, but the guy looked a little familiar...almost like an older version of a friend of ours.

 

Versus: Was it Majin? Steve? Nate? Blade? Nick? Casey? RD? Kwan? AJ Phoenix? Drago? Camelbones? Sophia? Steve? Wait...I already said that...was it Jay?! DID YOU FIND JAY!?

 

Ed: Breath V, breath...no it wasn't any of them. Even better, it was Mr. Minio.

 

Versus: You're hanging out with Cereal?

 

Ed: No...Cereal's dad!

 

A huge smile comes across Versus'.

 

Versus: Can I call him Captain Crunch?

 

Ed releases a very audible sigh before continuing...

 

Ed: Sure, why not. So, I'm making small talk with him...

 

Versus: Captain Crunch?

 

Ed: *sigh* Yes, Captain Crunch...anyway, I realize, this guy has NO idea who I am. I get to talking about his son, and what he does, and all this other stuff. He's super proud of Cereal, but isn't necessarily aware of what's going on with you two right now.

 

Versus stops lowers the phone, looks at the clear sky, takes a deep breath, smiles and mouths the words "Thank you". He then brings the phone back up to speak.

Versus: Ok, well, use the black card today and keep the tab open. I think it's time for you to make a new friend. Here's the plan...

 

Versus begins to speak, and his words become inaudible as he walks further away from the camera...

 

 

to be continued...