Sophia Posted June 17, 2016 Posted June 17, 2016 Day Three Madison: Come on, this is going to be sooo much fun. Dennis: What is? Where are we going? I was kinda hoping we'd rela- Madison: You can relax when you're dead! Besides, it's the perfect opportunity. There's no one there. Madison: In fact, close your eyes, I'll keep leading the way Madison shoots a sly look as she looks back, dragging him by the hand across the beach. Dennis’s imagination runs wild and he begins to feel very…(ahem)... ‘excited’. Dennis: Uhh mmm ...okay! Madison leads him across the sands by the resort for another minute or so until they finally stop. Madison: Ok wait here. And don't you open your eyes until I say so. Dennis: Finally...all these months of hard work are about to pay off! He could hear footsteps approaching him, Madison: Okay, you can open them now! Dennis opens his eyes to see that Madison has brought him to an outdoor trampoline park. Dennis: Trampolines? Madison, really wha- Before he can finish his sentence, he becomes dumbfounded by the image of Madison. She is jumping up and down on the trampoline in just her skimpy black bikini, the top barely holding back her generous ‘bundles’ as they bounce up and down underneath the flimsy material. Dennis quickly grabs himself below the belt as he feels something move: Oh god… Madison: Come on up and join me! She winks at him. Dennis hurriedly and clumsily makes his way onto the trampoline to join her. Dennis: I gotta say Madison… I'm glad no one is here… Just me and you… The beach… that bikini… Madison tosses her blond hair: Aw thanks champ, glad you like it!! Bought it at the gift shop in the lobby. Told them to put it on our tab. It's couture, you know. Dennis grabs himself as he feels a different kind of discomfort: Our… our tab? Madison: Anyway, pick your jaw up off the floor. You've got work to do. I thought this would be the perfect place to work on your stamina and jumping. Ya know… Cuz you do all that flippy shit in the ring? We need to make sure your physique is at its absolute tip top shape. I brought the timer, start doing those jumps and flips! Dennis: Why does everyone call it flippy shit? Rico Suave Cabana Boy: Mees Cox? Mees Madison Cox? Madison: Coming! Madison turns to get down from the trampoline and make her way towards the chiseled cabana boy. Dennis: But… Hey! Where are you going? Madison: Oh, don't worry, I'm not leaving! I'll be right here, my massage is ready. Madison frolics playfully towards the cabana boy. Rico Suave Cabana Boy: Ready for your massage, Mees Cox? Madison: Oh yes. Lube me up and have at it! Dennis looks on as the Cabana Boy prepares to begin the massage, trying to squeeze the oil onto Madison. Just as the white oil bursts out of the bottle onto Madison's back, Dennis feels that familiar sensation again below his belt. He sighs and begins working on his ...flippy shit. After an hour of working on flippy shit, Dennis hops off the trampoline. He frowned at Madison’s back as she waved the cabana boy away. She turned to him, shining like the sun. Madison: This training has been doing wonders for you. You look so lean! Dennis places a hand over stomach. All he's had for the last few days is complimentary crackers and tap water. Madison: I hope you've worked up an appetite. I got us reservations at the best restaurant on the whooooole island. Isn't that exciting? Dennis: …….. 4 http://i.imgur.com/Be83i2k.jpg
Big Ed Posted June 17, 2016 Posted June 17, 2016 Poor bastard. Gonna put a poll up. "When will Madison let Dennis smash?" My money is season 15.
Cactus Gauge Posted June 17, 2016 Posted June 17, 2016 Is there a 'to be continued' option on that vote? Want to be on the Watering Hole? Message Me. http://ocwfed.tv/recapppv/Award2k16/bestnewsegment2016.png B17 - "Jordan Jax has Stone Cold moves. Rock taunts and Cena jorts. He's the wrestling equivalent of a hipster."
Sophia Posted June 19, 2016 Posted June 19, 2016 Day Four Dennis: Can't lie anymore. I've got to come clean. I'm so screwed! Dennis paced back and forth in his hotel room, which had to be smaller than the dorm he had in college. He could feel the walls getting bigger as panic set in. He could hardly afford the ever growing bill that Madison started. A knock came from his door. He didn't answer. What if it was security! Madison opened the door shortly after with a key card. Madison: This room blows. Christ! One would think you're poorer than poor. Have you complained about this? Dennis: No… Madison shrugged and closed the door behind her with her heel. She then kicked off her heels and walked over to Dennis’s awful bed, brushing by him as she did. Madison: So, I've been thinking. She sat on the awful bed and forcefully tugged him closer to her by his belt buckle. Madison: You've been extremely patient with all of this, and i haven't been blind to that. So maybe… Dennis: Maybe? Madison looks up at her partner in crime while unfastening his belt. Madison: We just go for it. Now, of all times. He hated life! Dennis: I've got something to say. Madison: What could you possibly have to say that can't wait until we’re done? Dennis: I'm broke...like, broke as in I can't afford a pop tart. Broke as in...there's no way they're going to let us check out. Madison shot up and slapped Dennis as hard as she could. It was instinctual, but she apologized right away. Madison: Crap! I'm sorry! Dennis rubbed the side of his cheek. Dennis: ...No problem. Madison: Why didn't you say anything?! You let me charge aaaaall that stuff? Ugh! We’re trapped. Dennis: Maybe they'll let us return most of it? Madison paced back and forth. Madison: I've got an idea… Dennis: Oh? Madison: Gather all of my things and meet me out front in an hour. Dennis: Your things? What about my stu- Madison: No time! I've got rounds to make. Dennis: Okay. So...before you go. Maybe we could finish what you started? Madison: Lost the mood. I've gotta go solve your mess! The two stared at each other before Madison exited the crappy room. Dennis and Madison were apart for an hour. Dennis had called a cab around the fifty minute mark. The cab was packed full with her belongings. All was quiet until suddenly...chaos erupted. http://media1.s-nbcnews.com/j/newscms/2015_53/1359611/151231-dubai-fire-mn-1315_9902c61b4be0ecac4df0e54b323fe838.nbcnews-ux-2880-1000.jpg Dennis’s eyes widened as the patrons fled the resort in droves. Dennis: Holy… Several minutes later… In heels, Madison rushed from the hotel among the panicking guests. She was out of breath as she motioned for Dennis to get in the cab. The cab sped forward, almost hitting several pedestrians. Dennis looked to Madison and opened his mouth to speak, but she interrupted him. Madison: Never again will we speak of this. 4 http://i.imgur.com/Be83i2k.jpg
S.Abbott Posted June 19, 2016 Posted June 19, 2016 Daaaayum! That's a messed up broad lol. 1 http://ocwfed.tv/recapppv/Award2k16/roleplayeroftheyear2016.png http://ocwfed.tv/recapppv/Award%202k17/BreakOTY17.png
B-17 Posted June 19, 2016 Posted June 19, 2016 1 "Amatuer cheat hunter, Resident OCWFED historian, Lover of spreadsheets, data and HOI, MASTER OF THE GOKART" *I DONT KNOW HOW TO CHANGE MY PROFILE!*
Dennis Black Posted June 19, 2016 Author Posted June 19, 2016 That was fun. Was going to keep this going until Tuesday, but ended early to take part in Asylum. 1
Cactus Gauge Posted June 19, 2016 Posted June 19, 2016 http://mac.h-cdn.co/assets/16/02/1452538726-nottoday.gif 1 Want to be on the Watering Hole? Message Me. http://ocwfed.tv/recapppv/Award2k16/bestnewsegment2016.png B17 - "Jordan Jax has Stone Cold moves. Rock taunts and Cena jorts. He's the wrestling equivalent of a hipster."
Dennis Black Posted June 20, 2016 Author Posted June 20, 2016 http://mac.h-cdn.co/assets/16/02/1452538726-nottoday.gif Now THAT is what a typical B-17 fan looks like.
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