Versus Posted August 4, 2016 Posted August 4, 2016 We see a man laying on a hammock, smoke bellowing upward in a rhythmic, hypnotic motion, as the hammock ever so slightly swings back and forth in unison with 'Three Little Birds' playing in the background. The camera pans over the hammock, and closes in on Versus face which is fixed on a singular spot on the ceiling. He's not smoking his usual V-Vaporizer (copyright Versus 2016), no, he's using a small water pipe, he inhales deeply and clears a chamber, holds it in, and exhales slowly through both nostrils. He begins to speak, seemingly to himself, yet his eyes stay fixed on the ceiling. Versus: OK, let's review this for a minute. What could have caused them to dump me on my ass and celebrate it. What did I do? Did I do something? Ok...so Majin's birthday...did I miss it? Nope, got him some weed. Versus blinks 3 times. Versus: Maybe it's something I did to The Steve. Ok, did I miss The Steves birthday? Nope! Got him some weed. What could it be? I mean, I didn't set Majin on fire, I mean, I even got him balloons...and I checked in with Steve pretty regularly...wait... Versus blinks 2 times. Versus: Independence Day. I must have not told them about the fireworks display I went to see. Maybe, maybe if I create a slideshow for them, that'll make up for it. Nope...can't be it... Versus blinks 1 time. Versus: I know what it was. My t-shirt. I knew the baseball trim tee was a bad idea. Maybe next week, I'll wear a nicer shirt that won't offend them as much. I know how much of a fashionista The Steve is. That's it...I just need to get a hoodie or a collared shirt or something, maybe a Hawaiian shirt or.... A voice is heard off camera. ...: I have a feeling that's not it V. We've all had our disagreements throughout the years, we've all weathered a storm similar to this before. I AM hoping for the best though. We'll find out, and no matter what, we'll get through it. Versus: I know, man. I want it to be something dumb. I don't want this to be any more than a simple misunderstanding Nate, I don't want this turn man. Nate: Neither do I, but we'll go out next week and work this out with them, like brothers. Versus: Hopefully... The camera pans out to Nate sitting in a comfortable recliner, and Versus slowly swinging in the hammock, and both men are singing along as the camera fades out. V&N: Rise up this mornin' Smiled with the risin' sun Three little birds Pitch by my doorstep 10 http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d103/JDVS/footprints_1.jpg
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