Amish life was treating Madison and Dennis well, for the most part. She was starting to miss New York less and less.

 

It was a rare hot and sunny day in the month of November. With no beach or anything remotely Interesting in sight, Madison took it upon herself to make her own. Along with her trusty ipad; drags a lawn chair (no one knows where she found it) out to the middle of a field and sunbathed in a bikini. Needless to say, not much work was done in the fields that day due to lingering eyes. Obviously not, she was the most downloaded Bombshell in OCW history.

 

She was watching a countdown of OCW’s top ten most exciting EX Division stars of all time. She didn't expect to be seen on the video, but her curiosity could not be denied. She went from being curious to shocked.

 

From shocked to honored.

 

From being honored to annoyed...

 

Madison: Three?! Who makes these lists?

 

She frowned as Dennis made third on the list, falling behind two retired men.

 

Madison: How fair is that?!

 

Suddenly, rays of the sun were blocked out by a homely woman standing over her. Madison lowered her sunglasses to get a look at the woman whose attire could only be described as something fit to cover a dinner table.

 

Madison: Erm?

 

Lady: Sorry to disturb, but do you mind covering up? You're distracting the men folk.

 

Madison: Being distracting is my way of life. So...no. I'm on vacation.

 

Lady: I'm asking politely. Oh, and I know it has been some time since you were banished. But we don't allow Television here.

 

Madison: This is a tablet. Not a television. Totally doesn't count. Oh!! Congrats on the baby. How far along are you?

 

The placed placed a hand on her stomach and looked down.

 

Lady: I'm barren.

 

Madison blinked.

 

Madison: So you're not pregnant?

 

Lady: No.

 

Madison: So you just look this way all the time on purpose? jaysus…

 

The woman stormed off and Madison returned to her tablet. Stacy was on the screen.

 

Stacy: Will we ever witness Dennis Black and The Governor of South Carolina? Or Dennis Black and Villain? Or better yet, a triple threat? The OCW universe waits with baited breath! In the mean time, all of these dream match ups can be yours in OCW 2k17! Up next, the top ten attire updates of OCW newcomer, Samsin Simpsin!

 

Madison: Oof...

What kind of strange porn is this?

Burnnnn

What kind of strange porn is this?

 

The kinda that makes you have to have therapy

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