Be a Star!: Urban Underdog Edition

[Madison Cox]

Shortly after Summercide, OCW formed a working relationship with the Be a Star program. They wanted Jimmy to film a commercial with at risk children. But he wasn't sober because...........

 

..............Scottish.

 

They wanted the Convoy, but they weren't allowed near children under the age of seven.

 

Then They wanted Drago, but OCW officials feared there would be a language barrier. So they sent Dennis and Madison instead...

 

 

 

 

The scene opens with Dennis, Madison, and a OCW camera crew standing outside of a high school in what could only be described as a very…...urban neighborhood…

 

 

 

 

 

Madison: I already feel robbed, dirty, poor, and molested. Not necessarily in that order. Holy shit this is awful. Look!

 

Madison points to a man approaching them and the camera crew.

 

Madison: A crypt! Or is that a blood?!

 

 

Dennis rubs the bridge of his nose as the cameraman corrects her.

 

CM: I think you meant crip and blood? And no, that's the principal.

Madison: Oh...really? But he's Mex-

 

Dennis coughs loudly before offering his hand to the principal. The cameraman cringed. Luckily, the principal did not hear.

 

Dennis: Pleasure to meet you. Dennis Black, OCW. And this is Madison.

 

She searched around her purse as the principal held his hand out for hers, awkwardly. Finally, she pulled some spray sanitizer from her purse and squeezed in the principal's direction...ten times. The principal’s hand was soaked. Dennis was mortified, and...the cameras were filming.

 

Madison: Oh! How could i forget.

 

Madison pulls out a rubber glove and shakes the principal’s soaked hand. He looked livid!

 

Madison: So are you a blood or a creep?

 

Dennis quickly looks to the camera and motions for them to stop recording.

 

 

 

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The scene opens with Dennis speaking in front of a class full of fourth graders. Madison is off to the side standing beside the camera crew. They were getting good footage for the commercial.

 

Dennis: Like some of you, I've been picked on by bullies for being small. Or because I loooove comic books.

 

Dennis paced around the room as he spoke.

 

Dennis: For enjoying a good book.

 

One of the children raised their hand. Dennis pointed to the child.

 

Dennis: Yes?

 

Urban child: Can I touch your belts?!

 

Dennis looks to Madison who was already searching around in her purse. Dennis and the cameraman both shout ‘no!’ at her.

 

 

 

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The next bit of filming takes place in the high school’s urban gym. Dennis is facing the camera with another fourth grader beside him. The child has a basketball in her hands.

 

Dennis: And together with OCW, we can help put an end to bullying in our schools. Because even an underdog needs a little bit of help.

 

Dennis kneels and lifts the child up, allowing them to shoot the basketball. The child misses horribly, but due to editing, the shot will go in on the finished product.

 

CM: Aaaaand cut! Brilliant.

 

Dennis places the child down and she runs along. He smiles, having down a good deed for the day. A group of older students approach him, all wearing blue.

 

High schooler one: What up?

 

Dennis: Greetings!

 

The troubled youths looked among each other.

 

High schooler 2: Anyway, yo, how did you snag that?

 

Dennis: Pardon?

 

HS2: That honey over there?

 

They all point to Madison, who looked bored and uncomfortable standing against a wall.

 

Dennis: I'm not sure. Let's go ask her?

 

The troubled youths and Dennis approached Madison. She was visibly uncomfortable.

 

Dennis: These fine upstanding gentleman were wondering how I snagged honey.

 

Madison blinks.

 

Dennis: Now I wasn't aware you had any honey, but, that's sounds good right about now.

 

Madison: I don't carry sweets around, Dennis.

 

Dennis looked back to the group and shrugged.

 

Hs3: Na. Man...we askin how you end up hittin that? How you get it?

 

Dennis: I would never hit her.

 

Madison nods.

 

Madison: He's a complete gentleman.

 

Hs1: Dawg, is you smashing or not?

 

Dennis and Madison look to each other and have a eureka moment.: Oooooooooooh!!!

 

Dennis: We smash often between shows.

 

Madison: I usually end up outlasting him.

 

The troubled youths give Dennis much praise and respect. Madison looks annoyed.

 

Madison: I just said I usually win when we smash. I'm like undefeated with Jigglypuff. Soooooo cute!

 

Hs5: What?

 

Madison: Super smash brothers? It's like the only game I play.

 

The group relinquished their admiration for Dennis and walked away.

 

Dennis: I wonder what got into them?

 

Madison: Who cares! The greatest underdog OCW has ever produced is working with troubled youths. Preventing more crops and Blood!

 

Dennis: I think the guy said Crisps?

 

Madison: Something like that. This will go great in my autobiography. Oh! Or maybe the lifetime movie they're going to make about us. I can see it now!

 

The scene ends with Dennis and Madison walking out of the dusty gym as Madison rambled on. The commercial never made it to air due to Madison’s racist comments.

[Samsin Simsin]

Wait, hold on... 4th graders goto High School these days?

[Madison Cox]

Nuu the commercial was just filmed at one. Gosh

[Dennis Black]

 

Thanks cactus!

[TJ Stevens]

 

Thanks cactus!

 

 

You're just a poor man's CJ Hoppus...

 

Who hung out with an overweight retard named Robert Fearo...

 

The similarities are striking actually, nevermind.

[B-17]

Nothing can replace Jimmy.