Colt Starr Posted November 27, 2007 Share Posted November 27, 2007 The lights go out in the arena. The crowd cheers in excitement. On the Titantron, a video begins to play. A photo of the OCW logo is shown. [Narrator]: O-C-W, an organization of prestige, a place of entertainment and pride...has been known for years for quality programming. As of late, however, there has a been a barrage of not only questionable gimmicks but mediocre performances. Pictures of Adrian Bold, Justin Time, DJ Chino and a few other wrestlers is flashed on the screen, with red exes on their images. The voice continues. [Narrator]: A man has not come to be savior to the OCW, but to lead by example. Mediocrity, one dimensional wreslters, and half assed matches will be no more. Ladies, Gentlemen, Babies, Monkies, Crotchmouths, Hee-haws, and Hoolie Whos..please put your hands together for Ronnie Darko. Ronnie Darko's music hits and a man slowly walks out to the beginning of the arena's ramp. He glances around as the the complacent crowd awaits the man to speak, before they make any further decisions about him. Darko walks to each side of the ramp and looks around, as his video flashs above him on the humungous screen. The mic is raised to his face he begins to speak. [Ronnie Darko]: O-C-W, your eyes are not deceiving you. I am a well spoken, in shape, educated, articulate, black man that has chosen a path in wrestling. You saw the video and as that very aged wrinkly balled voice was saying....you are in trouble. Now I have to ask you the fans..... How is the OCW doing in right now? The answer is that when you factor in the douche bags.....multiply that by the crotchmouths....and divide that by the scrape-kneed mouth hookers...the ratio of ass holes is pretty high, wouldn't you think? How can I not be serious about weeding those people out? Right now, I don't know which is worse...This guy... The Titantron shows a picture of Jason Michaels. [Ronnie Darko]: or this guy The Titantron then shows a picture of Dan Syndrome. [Ronnie Darko]: or this guy. I have an idea, why don't all of you people climb on top of each other's shoulders and create a Megazord of horrific wrestling. The fact of the matter is that all have been mediocre for quite some time. I've been sitting around watching day after day as you all ruin the moral fiber of this organization. Now....I am not going to leave the crowd out in the cold, tonight only we have a free gift for the fans. He moves towards the edge of the ramp. [Ronnie Darko]: Who wants a gift? The crowd screams "Yes". From the ceiling , a sprinkling of single diapers drops from arena ceiling. The crowd doesn't respond. [Ronnie Darko]: This is what you received fine people.... The screen shows diapers with OCW logo on it. [Ronnie Darko]: You see folks, most of the wrestlers in this organization are quite similar to these pampers. One... They are only good to the elderly and babies. and Two...they are a one time use ..then throw them away... so in closing.... I am Ronnie Darko, a champion in the making. you're welcome. Any questions, comments, criticisms.....please resolve in the ring. He drops the mic...looks around and then goes to the back. http://i281.photobucket.com/albums/kk235/fsudogs21/HBKHARTSS97.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adrian Bold Posted November 27, 2007 Share Posted November 27, 2007 condoms fall better from the ceiling. I've seen this promo like 3 times already before....and I got dibs on this kids first match as rob noxious I will embarass you so bad http://i.imgur.com/zP10f.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick Kage Posted November 27, 2007 Share Posted November 27, 2007 i call him getting chinlocked next week! "When you're pushed... Killing is as easy as breathing!" http://img526.imageshack.us/img526/766/kagebannernv9.png http://www.selectmediafestival.org/2006/oct21.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casey Paine Posted November 27, 2007 Share Posted November 27, 2007 I say you let me have him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brad Bauer Posted November 27, 2007 Share Posted November 27, 2007 by god I can't believe I missed this one.... 3 on 1 Handicap. Leon/Smythe/Bold vs. Donnie Jobbo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick Kage Posted November 27, 2007 Share Posted November 27, 2007 oh casey, aids takes to long to kill someone off..... "When you're pushed... Killing is as easy as breathing!" http://img526.imageshack.us/img526/766/kagebannernv9.png http://www.selectmediafestival.org/2006/oct21.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casey Paine Posted November 27, 2007 Share Posted November 27, 2007 oh casey, aids takes to long to kill someone off..... Asshole ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heaton Posted November 27, 2007 Share Posted November 27, 2007 Shut up, woman. Not to say that woman aren't equals in the workplace! No, no, of course not... http://i175.photobucket.com/albums/w157/HEATONLOL/Sephiroth01.gif Haters Gonna Hate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Guy Fausto Posted November 27, 2007 Share Posted November 27, 2007 Guess I'm warming up the ol chinlocking arm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seth Morrison Posted November 27, 2007 Share Posted November 27, 2007 Not a bad RP, but you still smell like a bum's nut sack. Dane Xavier: cyber bullying is not only illegal, it's pathetic "I swear to go if you call me a Liberal again you RETHUGLICAN, SEE WHAT I DID THERE. This is america, if you want to throw your hard earned sweat money on a videogame gambling site and thus deny you and your family food and shelter THAN BY GOD DAMMIT YOU CAN, BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA YOU COMMIE SOCIALIST. Now then when Can I expect your next donation? "- Jay Jay Double A is "The Weapon Of Mass Consumption" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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