Riot 503

[Jacob Trance]

So... let’s hope this is page 2?

 

Perhaps this

[Illuminati]

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[Justin Jehst]

RUDO’s ROWDY RODDY PIPER RIOT REVIEW

 

+ First interaction of the night sees H20, the hardest working man on RIOT, meeting up with MJF, one the guys I’ll be watching the closest on RIOT. Great interaction of two LHW heels; so I guess it’s an all heel main event?!

 

+ Cort in a church?! Maybe he has seen the error of his - - - oh wait, nope, never mind. At least he trying. Great to see Pastor Peter up on the OCW TV screen too. Got a better insight into the character as well.

 

MATCH:

Mistico vs. Pastor Peter

 

Good attires from both men tonight, really like em. The match was good, back and forth, a lot of counters hit, bit of a brawl on the outside. I’m digging the rookie class of this season, at least those that have stuck around, and those that are new too; Pastor and Mistico have defined characters that are different than the “vanilla midget” or “steroid head” guys that are often on TV, WWE or otherwise. Did notice a little bit of rushing from Pete, seemed like he was getting frustrated. Counter, counter, finish; Mistico picks up another win.

 

+ Another great, well written Minio RP. That referee done goofed, for real. Bout to get his ass beat.

 

+ Good to see Mistico writing. Like I said before, different character, coming out with the Spanish and English vocab. Nobody else doing that to that extent. I like the Lucha rep too.

 

MATCH

Ijitu Quartz vs. Ricky the Dragon

 

I think Ricky has Bart Simpson-esque wardrobe, while Quartz buys a new outfit every week and even has an alter ego to go with it all. This was an intriguing match as I think these two are pretty evenly matched on the sticks. This match was varied, with strikes, power subs, outer ring brawl (powerbomb on the apron was dope), and high flying attacks (and attempts) from Ricky. Jeff Hardy Jawbreaker, 450, it’s all over. The Dragon wins.

 

+ LOL Kass. Monster Hunter dressing room would be dope, though. Foam ain’t gonna do shit against a TRUE MONSTER like KD. Gotta get yourself a real glaive, or a polearm, or a flail or some shit man!

 

+ Kat’s shown up and she’s pissed. Is she wanting a rematch with Heather, or did she just leave OCW? I can’t tell. Hopefully we do see a rematch, I’d like to see that.

 

MATCH

AC Cobra vs. Bunny M

 

I would tune into a Bunny M match for that entrance/song alone hahaha. AC with an epic entrance of his own. That song was made for pro-wrestling haha. All the matches so far have been pretty varied, it’s good. In ring back and forth in this one, pretty even til about 3 quarters of way through when Bunny M started pulling away a lil. The outside dive from AC was great; FLYING SNAKE!!! Wait, do they exist? Cos fuck that noise. Then Bunny with his own dive, senton off the apron. AC’s neck is gonna be killing him after all those alley oops onto the ropes. Major reversal off the suplex and BM hits the fin for the win.

 

+ 3 Way Tag Team RP; had a lot of fun writing for this promo and have been enjoying working with this crew of dudes as well. Comment as you wish.

 

+ Minio you are beast, man. Great writer, long ass RP, but never boring, set the scene well and showed off a barbaric, desperate side of Minio’s character who is willing to torture an official to get what he wants, or perhaps what he ‘needs’?

 

MATCH

KD vs. Cort Marshall

 

This one was going pretty evenly for the most part, Cort holding his own against the number one contender. When I first saw “7:20” on the timer I was thinking squash match but that’s not quite what happened. Cort was pissed with Kass coming in and ruining his shot to beat the number one contender (was pretty even before the end) and rightfully so; maybe he’ll get his shot at Kass at some point in the future. There’s still a couple weeks before Lution, Kass, I’m sure KD won’t take that lying down.

 

+ Cyborg RP in the desert with military and his dogs; King and King. Where’d he get a grenade launcher from? Oh, yea, Merica’, right. Looks like a possible Rust/Quartz/Cyborg Lution match?

 

+ Mugen the mad scientist; what has he created?! Will we see Mugen emerge from the entrance ramp with a head of golden, luscious locks?!

 

+ KD hitting Kass where it hurts. Very interested to see this match at Lution. Can KD end Kass’ reign?

 

MATCH

H20 & MJF vs. Kass and Ryu

 

Pretty good tag match with some fun spots. I liked seeing Kass and Ryu enter as a team. So yeah, can someone please tell me who MJF’s handler is? Kthxbai. An all heel tag match lent itself to fuckery; attacking the non-legal man, double teaming the legal man in the ring, entering the ring to interrupt the match, flipping the bird to the opponent (how dare you Ryu!) and other heelness. Thought the match was over after Ryu hit the fin but H20 made the save. But he couldn’t save MJF from the sub.

 

+ Cort and the pastor working together? Can Pete really bring Cort into a new life of goodness and piety? Who knows? Also, where is Shepard? I wanna see more tag team action with those two.

 

+ H20 you’re a jerk! A bloody jerk I tells ya! What did MJF do to you? Was thinking Bobby might spring out for the save/hit H20 with the fin but I guess we’ll have to wait for their confrontation.

 

All in all a good show, though I was expecting more RPs from guys seeing as Lution is around the corner. That being said, the build ups that did occur were great.

 

MOTN for me was probably a tie between Quartz/Ricky and Main Event.

 

Thanks to all who contributed and to those who put it together.