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Bertha vs Valkyrie - The Press Conference


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The scene opens in the OCW conference room.

A small crowd of fans and journalists has gathered around the two competitors that are going to face each other at the XIV Anniversary Show: Bertha Stigglitz and Valkyrie.

Once the introductions are out of the way, Stacy Clark passes the word to Valkyrie.

Stacy Clark: Wrestling experts around the world are calling Bertha vs Valkyrie a mismatch. How do you feel about facing an opponent who is twice your size and has the reputation of being a Bombshell Killer?

 

Valkyrie: It will be a mismatch, that’s for sure. I’m pretty sure half of my repertoire won’t even make a dent, while the other half of my moves will be simply impossible for me to pull off.

 

Valkyrie: How will I be able to lock Bertha in the Angel’s Grace when her arm alone is as big as me? Same goes for my kicks and my punches: they’ll probably feel just like caresses.

 

Valkyrie: It won't be about wrestling… it will be all about survival. I’ll have to give everything just to make it out alive.

 

Valkyrie pauses for a moment. Her eyes linger on a couple of fans in the front row: one of them was wearing the Straight Outta Valhalla T-Shirt and the other one was rocking the newest “#DoItForValk” T-Shirt. The sight instantly puts a smile on her face.

 

Valkyrie: But I'm going to tell Bertha the same thing I've told all those Evil Queens who thought they could get in the way of me and my Happy Ending.

 

Valkyrie points to herself

 

Valkyrie: This is MY Fairy Tale.

 

Valkyrie: It doesn't matter if I weigh 89 pounds and you weigh 272 pounds, it doesn't matter if you are going to toss me around the ring like a rag doll, it doesn't matter if you are able to Gorilla Press Slam me all the way to the front row.

 

Valkyrie: It doesn't matter if you are going to German Suplex me over and over and over until my spine breaks… none of this matter.

 

Valkyrie: You see, Bertha. This is the hard truth about Fairy Tales.

 

Valkyrie: It doesn't matter how desperate the situation gets:

 

Valkyrie stands up, picks up the microphone and looks Bertha in the eyes.

 

Valkyrie: The Princess always gets to her Happily Ever After.

 

Bertha steps into frame right behind Valkyrie, her monstrous shadow looms over the interview area.

 

Bertha: Have you ever heard of Brothers’ Grimm, they are my countrymen?

 

Bertha: Some say they inspired first fairy tales, I say they tell the cold hard truth of reality.

 

Bertha: There is no happily ever after, only broken bones, and dreams to ring in the new season.

 

Bertha ominously walks off, as Valkyrie looks on.

 

The crowd is now dead silent. All you can hear is the sound of Bertha’s heavy footsteps, as she leaves the room.

Stacy tries to get things under control and signals Valkyrie to sit down again

 

Stacy Clark: Are there any more questions?

 

???: I do have one question for Miss 89 pounds over there...

 

Valkyrie notices the man is wearing a Kasstianity medallion around his neck

 

???: You spent most of Season 13 crying in a hospital bed and now you are picking up a fight against a giant who is going to rip you apart at the Anniversary Show. On top of that, last week you had the brilliant idea of turning your back on the Queen of Kasstianity herself, Alexa Hayes.

 

???: Suppose, by some miracle, you’ll survive Bertha without ending up on a wheelchair. You really think Heather and Alexa are going to let you get away with what you have done?

 

???: Maybe that is why everyone in OCW has a tag team partner… while your only friends are bandages, painkillers and doctors.

 

Valkyrie looks down and gives a hint of a smile. She looks at her bracelet, made with Las Vegas glitter.

 

Valkyrie: I only ever had one friend around here. We started off on the wrong foot but we sorted our issues over time.

 

Valkyrie: I thought she was going to stand by my side until the end… but then something bad happened and she left. I'm on my own now.

 

Valkyrie pulls out a letter from her purse

 

Valkyrie: I got a letter from a fan. Her name is Helen. She says she gets bullied daily because of her looks by the rest of her classmates. She says she tunes in to Turmoil every week to watch my matches. She says I inspire her. She says I give her the strength to fight back when life gets rough.

 

Valkyrie: Is Bertha going to break me in half? So be it. I’ll come back stronger. Is Heather going to snap my neck like she does to her opponents? I say bring it. Is Alexa going to choke me out with the the Dragon Slayer? I can’t wait for that.

 

Valkyrie: But this…

 

She shows the letter to every person in attendance

 

Valkyrie: This is stronger than any German Suplex, than any Powerbomb, than any spooky weird tattoo.

 

Valkyrie: I'm going to tell you, Bertha, Alexa, Heather and everyone else the same thing I've always told those who thought they could scare me because they overpowered or outnumbered me...

 

Valkyrie: The Light shines brightest when it's surrounded by Darkness.

 

Valkyrie is staring at the Kasstian and he is staring back at her with a sick smile on his face.

 

Stacy: That's all for today. Thank you for your time...

 

The journalists are now leaving the room as Stacy turns to Valkyrie

 

Stacy: ...and good luck for your match on Sunday.

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"The Light Shines Brightest When Surrounded By Darkness"

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"The Light Shines Brightest When Surrounded By Darkness"

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Imagine how much you are gonna cry when Bertha crushes her....

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Imagine how much you are gonna cry when Bertha crushes her....

 

I hope Jett Breaks your nose, you bald gypsy assholeface

 

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Welcome to OCW, keep tough skin, speak your mind, and most of all have fun.-Betterness

"I'm going to be brutally honest here guys... all we really need for a good Riot is a few RP's from Our Hero himself... he's an awesome writer!!!" - Smythe

CCWJustinTime: just funny how the shit i do goes un appreciative

[10-01, 00:19] Jookie Marley: fuck u nigga

[09-01, 23:50] Mr.Bentley: uploadafraud.com

[09-01, 23:45] Jookie Marley: what website do we use 2 upload now?

"Summercide was 2 white girls away from being a cook out" - Cyberbully 2099

" makes me laugh how its gone from all ambition era holding the titles, to 3 guys from 07 holding the main titles..haha

welcome to the 'Pensioner Era' - Parker

"This is all part of my plan to equalize the playing field until we have a roster of people I can actually BEAT" - Bobby Digital

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Wow. Very nice. I'll admit, I let out of sigh of reluctance when I saw the length of the RP (I had no reference of your previous work), but when something is well written, you don't notice the length, or time... or length of time. If anything, you feel like it could have been longer (TWSS).

 

I'm a father now, so stuff like this just gets to me. You can relate to people who want to be a strong example to kids or the disenfranchised. You feel for the parents of these individuals as well. Nothing is worse than witnessing children express how they feel alone or left out.

 

On the same token, I also enjoy when my kid doesn't listen to me and falls down, proving me right... because my mental capacity is twice that of hers. Perhaps Valkyrie will experience a similar feeling after her match with Bertha.

 

You have me rooting for you, and that's the name of the game. Good job.

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