H2O Update

[H20_]

Jim: We’re here at Jackson Memorial Hospital in Miami, Florida.

 

Jim: The place where our OCW World Heavyweight Champion was taken to after the hellacious attack he received from OCW Legend, K D’Angelo.

 

Jim: Along with me is the doctor that took care of Harvey Ocean for the past week, Dr. Starer. Doctor, it’s good to see you.

 

Dr. Good to see you as well Mr. Black.

 

Jim: Dr. Starer, could you please tell us the extent of H2O’s injury please?

 

Dr. We did a cat scan on Mr. Ocean to check on where the internal injuries are.

 

Dr. The scan reveals that he indeed does have a bruised liver. He’s going to have to sit out of action for at least a month to be sure that the hematoma goes away.

 

Jim: Hematoma, as in a swelling filled with blood?

 

Dr. Yes, in simpler terms. We don’t want that to rupture because then Mr. Ocean could have a severe problem on his hands.

 

Dr. Starer pager goes off. He takes it off his belt clip to look at it.

 

Dr. Excuse me Mr. Black. I must be going. I have other patients to attend to.

 

As the doctor runs off Jim Black remains outside the door of the defending world heavyweight champion.

 

He turns to look at the camera.

 

Jim: Folks you just heard how long H2O’s recovery will be. It’s past The September 2 Remember date.

 

Jim: This doesn’t bode well for Harvey Ocean as he is scheduled to participate in a fatal 4 way with the top 3 contenders for The OCW World Heavyweight Title.

 

Jim: I don’t think Harvey is aware of the circumstances right this minute. That’s why I’m here. Stay tuned folks for more updates coming your way.

[Lotus FloJo]

Everybody's getting hurt here in OCW.

[H20_]

Everybody's getting hurt here in OCW.

 

A nearly 7ft 400 pound angry big man smashed my clients face, put him thru a table dragged his carcass across ringside to drill him thru the barricade. He’s lucky so far to only having a bruised liver.

[Lotus FloJo]

A nearly 7ft 400 pound angry big man smashed my clients face, put him thru a table dragged his carcass across ringside to drill him thru the barricade. He’s lucky so far to only having a bruised liver.

 

Fuck 'em up, Harvey.

[EMP]

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