B-17 Posted September 8, 2019 Posted September 8, 2019 B17: Ahhhh. Javier, I’ve long needed this...more in the lower back, please. Javier, a long limb, beautiful Puerto Rican massages B17 firmly. B17: Javier, please go get some more oil. Javier obliges and quickly disappears into another room. A television set in the far corner crackles to life. A familiar mechanical voice sounds out. B17: NO! He springs up and tries to flee the room. Voice: 7 time 2 plus 1 plus 1 plus 1! B17 freezes in place, hand out reaching for the door handle. Voice: Now that I have you momentarily. I’d like to ask you a few questions. B17 seems to start regaining practical muscle function and starts to move his hands to cover his ears, but the movement is painfully slow. Voice: I know what the numbers mean, Bingo. You can’t lie to me anymore. Do you feel lonely, Bingo? B17: Yes. B17 looks startled at his own admission as he continues his slow motion movement away from the TV. Voice: Do you feel wronged by OCW with the ignoring of H2O’s illegal pin, and KD’s count out victory ensuring them a OCW Championship opportunity? B17: A hundred times yes! SHUT UP, 17! Voice: How does it feel to have an entire community look to you constantly for their own needs and support? B17: Horrible! I feel like I’m being sucked dry by leeches! B17 finally seems too regain motor movement function and grabs a vase from a tale top. Voice: Who will you turn--- B17 launches the the vase across the room. The tv screen shatters and voice is silenced. 1 "Amatuer cheat hunter, Resident OCWFED historian, Lover of spreadsheets, data and HOI, MASTER OF THE GOKART" *I DONT KNOW HOW TO CHANGE MY PROFILE!*
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