The stoic face of Ty read the letter. Then again. He didn’t know what to think. He looked over to B17 who stood observing Ty’s bewilderment.

Ty: What does it mean?

 

B17 nods and mummers: Hmm...Good question. Good question. We need to plan our next move carefully.

 

Ty: “We?” It clearly states “To the attention of CCW Champion, B17” not Ty Sparks!

 

B17 gives Ty a sharp look.

B17: You’re afraid. I get it. I would be afraid too. Rust Cohle is a devious man. I know not a man more cunning than he. Antonio is a physical specimen with abs that are unmatched and an ass that don’t quit. Nate Ortiz. The Legend. These men are dangerous!

 

Ty: You forgot Danny.

 

B17: Who?

 

Ty: I-uh. Nevermind. But I’m not scared! I just don’t think they will let me join.

 

B17: Nonsense, of course they will allow my sidekick.

 

Ty: Your what? Why would you go anyways? It’s obviously a trick!

 

B17 looks befuddled.

 

B17: Even if it was a trick, that’s what heroes do. And sidekicks follow. Therefore you must follow. Even if it takes us to hell’s kitchen itself!

 

Ty consults the note: It’s actually called Per Se.

 

B17: Then we shall go to Per Se! Come, the note said we must dress nicely. I know just the movie to inspire us.

 

B17 struts out of the room while Ty mutters.

Ty: For the love of God, please no more John Hughes.

The stoic face of Ty read the letter. Then again. He didn’t know what to think. He looked over to B17 who stood observing Ty’s bewilderment.

Ty: What does it mean?

 

B17 nods and mummers: Hmm...Good question. Good question. We need to plan our next move carefully.

 

Ty: “We?” It clearly states “To the attention of CCW Champion, B17” not Ty Sparks!

 

B17 gives Ty a sharp look.

B17: You’re afraid. I get it. I would be afraid too. Rust Cohle is a devious man. I know not a man more cunning than he. Antonio is a physical specimen with abs that are unmatched and an ass that don’t quit. Nate Ortiz. The Legend. These men are dangerous!

 

Ty: You forgot Danny.

 

B17: Who?

 

Ty: I-uh. Nevermind. But I’m not scared! I just don’t think they will let me join.

 

B17: Nonsense, of course they will allow my sidekick.

 

Ty: Your what? Why would you go anyways? It’s obviously a trick!

 

B17 looks befuddled.

 

B17: Even if it was a trick, that’s what heroes do. And sidekicks follow. Therefore you must follow. Even if it takes us to hell’s kitchen itself!

 

Ty consults the note: It’s actually called Per Se.

 

B17: Then we shall go to Per Se! Come, the note said we must dress nicely. I know just the movie to inspire us.

 

B17 struts out of the room while Ty mutters.

Ty: For the love of God, please no more John Hughes.

 

 

Pssh, that could be from anyone.

 

Thomas Archer rotates in his giant egg chair, stroking a wig. Deep within the lair of United Archer Enterprises: Even from me.

Pssh, that could be from anyone.

 

Thomas Archer rotates in his giant egg chair, stroking a wig. Deep within the lair of United Archer Enterprises: Even from me.

 

The Wig?