Down Time With D-Jack III

[David Jackson]

*The camera fades in and we see David Jackson dancing. To make matter worse, he is dressed up in a Spice Girls outfit, Baby Spice to be precise. He is dancing to "Spice Up Your Life" and Jim Black is sitting down and laughing his head off. David has no clue that Jim cued the camera man to start recording while Jackson had his back turned. Now D-Jack is singing.*

 

D-Jack: (Badly dancing and singing) When you are feeling, sad and low. We will take it, we gotta go. Smiling dancing, everything is free. All you need is positivity: people of the world(Spice up your life), every boy and every girl(Spice up your life), People of the world (Spice up your life), Ahhhhhhh....the camera's recording! AHHHHHHHHH! (Jim tries to talk, but he can't stop laughing and D-Jack tries to cover himself up) (In a girly voice) I don't want the world to think I'm this easy (Ceases the girly voice). Ok Jim, you got me. Please tell me you'll edit this part out (Black shakes his head no) Ah crap, well, at least will you introduce this segment while I go change real quick? (D-Jack exits camera range and the camera focuses on Jim)

 

Black: (Still smiling) Welcome to this special edition of Down Time With D-Jack where David comes out of the closet and shows the world that he will sing show tunes in drag. I'm just kidding everyone, David is straight as anyone can get. I had a bad day today and David said he could cheer me up. I told him to go for it and here we are right now. I can see that Jackson is now done changing into his street clothes, but he will not remove that mask. Here he is, the only guy who wears a mask while in drag, David Jackson.

 

D-Jack (Walks back and sits down) Thank you for that introduction, you little prick. Now, will you actually introduce us right before I rape you?

 

Black: (Calm and quick) Welcome to this third segment of Down Time With D-Jack. As always, I am OCW interviewer Jim Black and this is free agent, David Jackson. (Quick talking ceases) I apologize for there being no segment over these past 4 weeks, but a family emergency has kept him from appearing at OCW studios. His brother got in a bad car wreck and D-Jack went and took care of his kids. Now, his brother is back home and well. Now, we will shift gears from D-Jack's early personal years to his early professional years. Where did you 1st attempt to get training and how old were you?

 

D-Jack: I was 18 and I went to a local school run by Birmingham Wrestling. One of the trainers took one look at me and starting laughing. I asked if there was anywhere I could sing up for professional wrestler training, he just laughed even harder. After he quit laughing, he said all classes were full and there wouldn't be a slot open for quite some time. (Sad look on his face) I was very disappointed, my very heart broken. As I was leaving, a guy stopped me. He said "Hello, my name is Jack Blaze. I represent Hill Valley Wrestling, HVW, and the owner attempt. HVW is a new wrestling organization that will open in two months. I am the 1st guy to be signed to HVW and I am one of HVW's agents. I am traveling all over the country looking for potential stars. You just might fit that bill. How would you like to meet the owner in HVW Headquarters in Florida?

 

Black: (Confused) But, you had no wrestling experience outside of the tv shows you watched. What made him call you a potential young hopeful?

 

D-Jack: (Surprised) That's the exact same thing I said. He told me that if I was accepted, all of my training would be on site and I would be ready for competition on the opening night. So, I accepted and started to walk away. Jack Blaze stopped me and said "Oh, bring your attire that you are going to wear in so we can see what you are going to look like. There will be a plane ticket waiting for you in a few days." I was in big trouble. I had no attire what so ever. So, I went the only place in town that sold wrestling gear and bought a few things: A pair of green boots, blue wrestling tights, a green football player jacket, blue gloves, and a blue mask. I looked like a bum, but it was unique and that's what I was going for. All I did was wait and make sure I had enough money to stay in Florida for a few days. Sure enough, the ticket came in the mail a few days later and I was on the 1st flight out.

 

Black: What was waiting for you when you arrived in Florida?

 

D-Jack: I was expecting to have to call a taxi to get to HVW Headquarters, but Renoggaw was waiting for me to arrive. We exchanged formalities and went to headquarters. He interviewed me, asked me some personal questions, told me of the work schedule that I would be doing, and told me about the training I would endure. He handed me a 3 year contract and I signed on the dotted lines. I officially became the 2nd superstar to sign to HVW. He then told me to put on my attire I would be wearing and he started laughing. He then told me "That will be your gimmick. A guy who looks funny as anything but he can get the job done. Just for that, I will put you in the accelerated training program. Before the year is over, you will be versed in every type of wrestling style there is." I had a big smile on my face, nodded my head yes, and left.

 

Black: What were those months of training like? Were they easy for you or were they hard?

 

D-Jack: They were the longest two months of my life. When Renoggaw said accelerated program, he wasn't kidding. I went through hell and back every day. The days that I didn't have training i just laid in bed, too sore to move, go to the bathroom, or eat. The good part about that training was that I was taught more in a day than the rest learned in a week in the normal classes. I was just a sponge, I absorbed everything I taught and never forgot it. I got 45 lbs of muscle added to my frame, making me 230 lbs. After those two months were over, the 1st HVW show was ready to kick off and every superstar was ready to participate.

 

Black: How was the show promoted and what titles were available in HVW?

 

D-Jack: The show was heavily promoted throughout Orlando and the surrounding cities. There were radio show interviews, flyers, tv commercials, billboard advertisement, etc. As far as titles were concerned, when I 1st signed, there were 6 titles: The HVW Heavyweight Championship, the HVW Light Heavyweight Championship, the HVW Tag Team Championship, the HVW United States Championship, the HVW Intercontinental Championship, and the HVW Television Championship.

 

Black: What was the 1st show like?

 

D-Jack: Well, we sold out our 1st show which was a surprise. Backstage, The show kicked off with Renoggaw making a number of announcements: 1) He had finally hired a suitable GM named Geoff Masters and a established veteran, Big Sexy. 2) Only two titles would be used until more superstars had signed on: The HVW Heavyweight Championship and the HVW Televisions Championship. 3) Each title would be decided with a tournament. The 1st 16 superstars who had signed on with HVW would be put in a tournament to crown the 1st HVW Heavyweight Championship. The losers of this tournament would be thrown in a tournament to crown the HVW Television Championship. 4) If a undisclosed number of wrestlers signed on to HVW before the next show, a new title and tournament would take place. 5) Every superstar is going to be required to do an RP and interview each week. 6) I am sure that you are tired of hearing me talk, so on with the show. I came out to my 1st entrance theme "Cuban Pete" by Jim Carrey. The crowd started laughing and when I came out in my attire, they laughed even harder. When they saw me pull off some moves, the laughs turned to cheers and ows. I won the match with my finisher, the D-Jack kick a.k.a. Sweet Chin Music. On my 1st night, I became a fan favorite that could wrestle his way out of anything.

 

Black: (Curious look on his face) Did you hold any other jobs besides wrestler and what was the 2nd show like?

 

D-Jack: Actually, on the 2nd show, I was asked to be a writer for HVW. Renoggaw remembered that I took creative writing class for 4 years in high school, so he offered me the job and I accepted. There are other jobs that I held, but I'm sure we'll get to them later. On the 2nd show, I lost my place in the heavyweight title tournament and put in the television title tournament. Also, 4 other superstars had signed up over the course of the week and a new title was added to the list: The HVW Extreme (EX) Championship. Each of those superstars were put in the one night tournament, but one in particular stood out: Klown, now knows as Blake Ma'jin in OCW. He dominated that tournament and became the 1st HVW Extreme Champion and the only guy to remain undefeated in HVW History. I just remember watching backstage thinking "He's going to become the superstar that everyone wants to beat around here."

 

Black: So, did your boss, Renoggaw, stay with HVW for its entire run?

 

D-Jack: Actually, by the time I made it to the semi-finals of the television title tournament, Renoggaw had stepped down as owner of HVW and Geoff Masters had stepped up as the owner and he hired Johnny Kane as the new GM. Renoggaw had one personal issue too many surface and he had to leave. He was welcomed back anytime, but he never did.

 

Black: How long did Johnny Kane stay with the company?

 

D-Jack: One week...(Black eyes grew big)...I'll explain. He came to us highly recommended, but every superstar was told that he didn't do his job at all. He never reported to the office, he didn't pay anyone their checks, he had an abusive attitude, etc. His replacement was found quickly and easily: It was me.

 

Black: (His jaw dropped, but quickly closed up) How did you manage to become the GM?

 

D-Jack: Geoff Masters wanted our next GM to be within the company, for it to be someone everyone knew, and for it to be someone no one saw coming. He offered me the position right off the bat and I accepted on two conditions: 1) I didn't have to wear a suit. 2) I could still be a full-time wrestler.

 

Black: Unfortunately D-Jack, we are out of time for this segment. Stay tuned to ocwfed.net for part two of Down Time With D-Jack III. Until then, stay safe and be well.

 

*The camera fades to black*

[Trevor McManus]

You are one wierd fucker but that was actualy pretty good.

[David Jackson]

You are one wierd fucker but that was actualy pretty good.

 

Thank you very much Trips.

[Adrian Bold]

double space and color the text so I can actually read your 3 page essay

[Brad Bauer]

I have to admit, even I am entertained by this. Too bad you won't get your FPR to a point where it is at least acceptable.

[Deano Horse]

Good job D-Jack I liked it. Good story man, keep up the good work.