OCWFed.com EXCLUSIVE: Post Match Frustrations!

[Shianne Lovelace]

Loud crashes and frustrated grunts are heard in the vicinity as the camera slowly approaches a bend in the halls. As it comes around the bend, an ice pack flies by and smacks against the wall. Shianne Lovelace is seen with a towel draped around her neck, violently frustrated after her loss to Marisa Welch-Mac.

 

Shianne: Stupid f**kin' w***e!

 

Shianne continues to yell something, but the rest of her words are bleeped out in the recording. Eventually she sits on an equipment box, and the camera approaches her slowly. She shoots a quick glare at the camera.

 

Shianne: Dude! You got water!?

 

The camera stops in its tracks for a moment before a disembodied arm reaches forward with a water bottle in its hand. Shianne grabs it and opens it, chugging.

 

Shianne: Lookie here, bud.

 

She motions for the camera to come closer. She points at a red mark on her shoulder.

 

Shianne: Y'see that? That stupid b*tch did that. And this, and this, and that, too.

 

She points at various locations across her torso and sides, then her back.

 

Shianne: She won't get away with that, y'know? I was off my game. She's a dumb sl*t. A stupid dumb f**king sl*t who needs to be put in her f**king place. And I'll do it, I will.

 

Shianne pauses for a moment, drinking some more of the water. A few droplets splash onto the camera, much to the camera man's displeasure.

 

Shianne: Wrestleshow. Y'know, the big one. Next weekend? Yeah. I'll drop her on her stupid f**king head. If I don't do that, then maybe break her jaw. I haven't decided yet. Either way, I doubt she'll be able to get down on her knees again anytime soon, y'know?

 

Shianne chuckles to herself.

 

Shianne: Girl pissed off the wrong 'mamacita.' Right, that's what they say? What? Is that not right?

 

There's a moment of silence between Shianne as she looks at the camera man, who is giving her a disappointed look behind the camera.

 

Shianne: What? I didn't do too hot in Spanish class, a'ight? I don't even know what the barbie doll is anyway.

 

She shrugs and finishes the water bottle, chucking it at the camera.

 

Shianne: I could go for a Coke now. Y'know what else, though? A real big f**king burger. All we got are these sh**ty f**king sandwiches and they've all got f**king tomatoes. Who was it that did the food before, what happened to the bratwurst guy?

 

The camera man breaks his silence.

 

Camera Guy: Mama Reese.

 

Shianne: Mama who?

 

Camera Guy: Reese. Sue Plex, Mark Reese? Ring a bell?

 

Shianne's expression sours.

 

Shianne: Yeah I'll ring fatty's f**kin' bell next weekend I'll tell ya that much.

 

Camera Guy: ...

 

Shianne: What? I don't like that dumb c*nt, a'ight? Got a problem with that? We should rehire their ma though. I want them good foods back in 'ere.

 

Camera Guy: Are you really that insensitive? Or dumb?

 

Shianne: The f**k you say?

 

Camera Guy: She passed away, you stupid b*tch!

 

Shianne stops for a moment, mulling this over. She takes the towel from around her neck and tosses it down onto the floor, then scratches at her ear. Finally, she simply shrugs.

 

Shianne: Well, I'll put fatty six feet under too.

 

Shianne slams her fists together.

 

Shianne: Oh, and camera dude? I don't like when people talk back to me, a'ight? You got a ten second head-start, then I'm comin' for you.

 

Camera Guy: What?

 

Shianne: Ten... Nine...

 

Camera Guy: Oh sh- alright, I'm done, I'm done.

 

The feed is cut.

[Lotus FloJo]

She is big mad.