FlashZone #3 FEEL THE MASS

[Devon Flash]

Scene opens with a car pulling in front of a Mid-Century modern home located on one of the most prestigious streets in Los Angeles. An unlucky guy jumps out of the car and scopes the home. He pulls out his phone

 

Guy: Hey man, I’m here and you said I’m getting double my rate right?

 

…

 

Guy: Dude you broke two of my cameras when I filmed your Birthday Flash Bash. You’re lucky I’m not demanding triple my rate! The guy composes himself So, as discussed, I begin recording then knock and wait for you. He tries to ignore the pissed off screaming coming from the other end of the phone and quickly hangs up.

 

What an Asshat. Well, alright let’s do this. My son wants those new OCW figures. The supposed cameraman gets his equipment out of his car, sets himself up, then does as he was told and awaits a response.

 

The door swings open and out comes Devon Flash.

 

Devon: What it do Flash Mob? It is I, Devon Flash and welcome to another episode of the ever-rising soon to be #1 Show in America “The FlashZone” and right now we are filming at my brand-new home hidden in the lovely city of LA.

 

We got a special episode today and that’s because of a guest who couldn’t be any more deserving of being herald as the future. He is an unstoppable force, the other half of Mass Effect, RyVaughn!

 

Ryvaughn enters doorway and flexes his muscles

 

Ry: Dev, thanks for having me here brotha and congrats on the new digs. You got a sick ass pool out there!

 

Devon shakes hands with Ryvaughn and they begin walking through the home with the cameraman in tow.

 

Devon: Like I said brother, this is a special episode and as the Leader of the Flash Mob, I speak for all my Flashlings when I say, you my friend, always get VIP treatment on “ The Flashzone” and in Casa De Flash. My pool is your pool!

 

Devon and Ry begin walking around the home with Devon taking every chance to show some new painting or sculpture that honestly look too expensive for someone like Devon to own

 

Ry: Man Dev, how did you get yo hands on this place!

 

Dev: Bro, I have been making plays that others wouldn’t be able to see from miles away and I got a lucrative business taking off right now with all my products for skin care selling like hot cakes. It was only a matter of time I found this beauty.

 

I got a guy who does real estate too man, you and I could become financial powerhouses. Between all this and the GSS backin us, our rise is inevitable! The OCW Tag Championship will soon be in our hands!

 

Ry smiles at those words thinking about all things that could be done with the power that Devon is claiming “ready” to be captured. They make their way to the living room and sit on Devon’s brand new sofa that Flash refuses to shut up about. The cameraman mutters something under his breath but thankfully neither man hears as they continue the episode.

 

Devon: To the Viewers at home jealous that you’re not us, we want you to know its only going to get worse. We aren't going to sit around and wait for chances when posers like GNG and the Believers get opportunities made for us. Future Idiots, Maxx Storage, DNS, Perfect Storm, Lucha Country, and any other duo of unfortunate souls in OCW. You are on notice. You stand in our way, we're gonna lay you down.

 

In fact, management better hope I don't put Greene out of commission and put them in a position where a substitute team is needed. It would only be right that Mass Effect took that spot with some backstage influencing from Goat himself.

 

Ry: That's absolutely right Dev and that’s because there isn’t a team in this company, let alone this world that can handle the force we bring and we aint waiting around for a rebirth like those two chumps Aries ditched. I think you should try to end Greene. After all, you're either with the GSS or you're with the trash hoping you can beat us.

 

Dev: Hell yeah to that brother! Devon and Ry fist bump to that Now we’re gonna end this episode cuz Ry and I have got plans with some of LA’s hottest fashion designers. Be sure to tune in to the next episode of "The Flashzone" and as always keep it Flashy but more importantly…

 

Devon & Ry: Have a Goatastic Day!

 

The video ends and after, Devon and Ry High 5 after that corny ending. The cameraman whispers thanks to whoever’s watching over him and then spends the rest of his time getting his gear in his car. Once he’s done he heads back to Devon’s door and tries to open it but he notices it's locked. He bangs on the door and begins screaming

 

Cameraman: Yo man, what gives!? I need my pay!

 

Devon looks through the peephole and laughs hard enough for the cameraman to hear him on the other side

 

Devon: Oh yea man dont worry about it. My people will contact your people and everything will get handled. These things take time yknow?

 

Cameraman: My people!? You are a slimy douchebag. He kicks the door. I swear on my life you will pay Devon!

[Quartz]

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