B-17 Posted February 21, 2024 Posted February 21, 2024 B17: HELLLLLOOOOOOO, KOREA! Crowd: Bing-go, Bing-go, Bing-go! B17: It took me a while, but I finally made it! Justified crowd member: You stoopid! B17: Now, onto business. I stand before you as the CCW Champion! I stand before you as an honorable champion! I stand before you to represent the world's most incredible professional wrestling promotion, OCW! Bingo prances around for a bit, playing to the crowd. B17: And one of the things I am most proud of is the sheer opportunities this company offers. It doesn’t matter where you come from, and it doesn’t matter what challenges you had to overcome when you joined OCW. You are on a level playing field, and the grit and sheer willpower drive you to the top. B17: And people like you drive us! People like you give us our reason and purpose to push well past our boundaries! We only get a little bit of time before Father Time calls game. But Papa Bingo is looking Father Time right in the eye and asking, “What’s your finish, I ain’t staying down for it!” The crowd goes nuts. It’s obvious most have no idea what B17 is saying, but they are excited by his excitement, and their excitement is noted by Bingo. B17: Now, that brings me to someone who has been around for quite some time. Someone who hasn’t been afforded a single opportunity at the very top, where I stand. B17: Aisu… Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOO. B17 looks into the camera: I bet you expected a better reaction... B17: No, no, no! Don’t boo! Dont boo! When a challenger is hungry and they step up, you look them in the eyes and look for some fire! He’s got that fire! That man is a straight-up Asian Assassin! But he’s about to run into some Classic American Muscle! B17: And yes, Aisu, I am happy to accept your challenge! I will see you at the Combat Center! The fine ladies in the back start singing something Bingo can’t understand. B17: And now, in Korea, we are partying! BUT THIS TIME I WON’T GET ARRESTED! Bingo jumps into the crowd…hopefully, the CCW title won’t get stolen…again. "Amatuer cheat hunter, Resident OCWFED historian, Lover of spreadsheets, data and HOI, MASTER OF THE GOKART" *I DONT KNOW HOW TO CHANGE MY PROFILE!*
EMP Posted February 23, 2024 Posted February 23, 2024 So now B17 is forever stuck in North Korea as a prisoner. 1
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