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Another month has come and gone and it's time to see how you ranked against your fellow superstars. Some of you will laugh, some will cry, some will throw hissy fits that make us all want to cry and laugh. In the end, you will all be judged and we will find out who the top dogs are... at least according to me.

 

Here's how it will be broken down. There will be two winners for the month of February, with the two categories being Highest Average and Highest Total Points. The rankings of last month will be added to each following month, IE: All points from January will be added to February to obtain a total for the year so far. This will continue until December, where the Grand Champions will be announced.

 

I will then break down the Top 20 superstars of this month. I will see about posting all the rankings, but the chart is so big, it's going to be tricker to make a giant pic of the thing, so it may have to be in download format. But do not fret, as I will do my best to ensure everyone knows where they stand, according to the LotR Rankings.

 

Now that we've settled on with the not so surprising results... but at least try to act surprised for the sake of posterity.

 

HIGHEST AVERAGE

He's more over than The Undertaker and Ric Flair combined, the former Golden Boy of Jaysin Sensation who has yet to meet his match in the field of battle. His skill in the ring can be considered an art form where each move, no matter how small, has a purpose and place. Collected, they create a beautiful tapestry of ownage that is so undeniable, we've come to judge our skill not based on winning, but on how close we manage to get.

 

As I stated in January, unless he continued to compete, others would eventually catch up with him, but he managed to push out two more matches which actually increased his average by 10 points. However, there are still a handful of superstars that can easily take the lead. All it takes is one big slip-up or an off day and BAM, he falls to second place -_-

 

WINNER:Nate Ortiz

 

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***TOP 20 SUPERSTARS***

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HIGHEST TOTAL POINTS

He continues to hold on to the top spot by simply fighting 5 times a week. Whether it be Heavyweights, Lightweights, men, women, children, small animals, midgets or even robots from the future, he takes on all comers and continues to rack up the frequent flier miles on his OCW Gold Card. I think he's even entered the underground ring of thumb wrestling, just so he has something to do in his free time.

 

It's not easy to compete at such a rate, let alone be as dominate as he is, with an amazing 10-0 record in the last two months. Bringing the Core back into Hardcore... because bringing the Hard just sounds wrong, the closest person to matching his amount of points is still 1378 points away. To put that into perspective, half of the people in the Top 20 haven't even scored that many points.

 

None the less, he risks a serious case of burnout and if he should ever lose the Hardcore Title and become limited to only performing on one show, it could become anyones game. If anyone else wishes to knock him off the top of the hill, they better look into removing the belt from his equation.

 

WINNER: Parker Stevens

 

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***TOP 20 SUPERSTARS***

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DOUBLE THREATS

 

1 Malu Polamalu

2 RD Money

3 Chris Mania

4 Tyro Kraven

5 Ed Reed

6 Seth Irving

7 Brad Bauer

8 Otomo Musashi

9 Guy Fausto

 

These individuals managed to appear on both Top 20 charts, which makes them twice as dangerous as your common contender. This means they not only compete at a regular basis, but make with the points each time. It would be safe to say one or all these men will hold OCW/CCW Gold before the year is over... if they haven't already, that is. My personal favorites are Malu, Guy, Tyro, Seth and the Spoonman.

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For a better picture i recommend dividing the points through the matches when making an overall all time table. I think this is a bit biased, cause for the mere fact parker had more matches he came on top. Not that his winning streak isnt impressive, but it is a bit strange cause he had so many matches more then all the rest in singles competition.

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Pee Stee should be sidelined for 4 weeks rofl. I was wondering have this weeks point been added to this one or does it come seperatly,im looking forward to the points from my BB match ^^

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So you mean to tell me Guy Fausto is 6-0, but only 19th place? ROFL

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Well why is A-Mart 2-4 and is in 5th place? Huh? Huh? Thats right beeyatch

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I mostly look at the averages, as they seem to really point out the guys who consistently perform well in my eyes. Like I said before, those who did well last year are topping the charts this year and you can clearly see the win percentages on the "Average Chart" are higher than those on the "Total Points Chart".

 

The total points do let you know who's been actively booked and helps give insight on other aspects of the game. There's probably a reason they get booked so often and I feel they should be acknowledged for the amount of matches they put in. You can see who the workhorses are and I also like to see who ends up on both charts, because I just find that impressive.

 

As for Parker, he's on top of the Total Points because he does have allot of matches and usually scores well. Fausto actually could have tied or overtaken Parker, had he not been booked in so many tag matches, which I don't rank. He also gets booked against allot of rookies or those not quite on his level, which leads to low scoring, squash matches. This is also why he has a 6-0 record, but isn't higher on the Average Chart... not that he's that low, considering there were 47 wrestlers to compete with in Feb.

 

More or less, you want to fight people close to your level of skill, otherwise your average will suffer. Booking plays a role in this, which is out of our hands most of the time, but as the rankings continue and more people face each other, I feel it will start to even out better. Right now there are still people who've only had one match while some are still waiting for their chance.

 

Either way, I just give you the numbers and let you digest it how you want. Someone might not like seeing Parker bogarding all those points and decide to go for the Hardcore Title in order to have two matches a week. Others might not care about Total Points and focus on their average by going after bigger names. Some might not even care about the rankings at all and just want to have a good time or go for a better W/L record. It's all about perspective, I suppose.

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So you mean to tell me Guy Fausto is 6-0, but only 19th place? ROFL

Too many squash matches probably. He should fight with 1 hand if he wants to score more points.

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