How's Kang doing (Following the Riot attack)

[Kang James]

On OCWFED.net there is a link up there, just was put up not to long ago. It's a video that you can download on "How Kang's doing after the attack". Once downloaded it shows Kang talking to his Doctor after a check up from the attack.

 

The Doctor chuckles as he is looking threw his notes after the check up.

 

The Doctor: You lucky son of a gun, well Kaang your looking at 2 weeks tops. Nothing broken but your ribs are sure as hell bruised and surprised you didn't have a concussion but I would bandage your head up. Up to you tho, but you gotta bandage those ribs up.

 

Kaang Chuckles.

 

Kang James: Listen Roppa Doc I appreciate you helping Kang out but I ain't gonna be gone for 2 weeks, not even 1 week. First off the Fans need Kang and Second I gotta meeting with two guys in the back, and it isn't a scheduled meeting. In fact I doubt there even going to be happy to see Kang.

 

The Doctor shakes his head.

 

Doctor: Listen James, if you go out there and hurt yourself some more you may get some ribs broken and if that happens your gonna be out for a hell of a lot longer then 2 weeks. So unless you wanna sit at home for a good 2 months I suggest you take it easy for 2 weeks.

 

Kang again chuckles and shakes his head.

 

Kang James: Like is said Dicky Long stockings Kang ain't sitting on the sidelines for 2 weeks, Kang appreciates the advice but Kangs gotta Molly Whoops some Ass, Bring the Trash to the dump and Drop to little boys off at the park. So 2 weeks without Kang isn't going to happen.

 

The Doctor rubs his eyes.

 

Doctor: Ok, well if anything at least badge those ribs up. I can't stop you from doing what you gotta do but I can make you badge those ribs up.

 

Kang shakes his head.

 

Kang James: Gotcha, I'll do that. Anything else Kang needs to do to ensure that Kang can Molly Whoop some asses?

 

The Doctor walks over to a small counter and pulls out a card with a pin and walks over to Kang.

 

Doctor: Yea, sign this for my Kid, his names Junior.

 

Kang chuckles as he grabs the pen and card from the Doctor and writes KAAAAAAANG! James thanks you Junior and hands it back to The Doctor.

 

Doctor: Thanks Kang, appreciate it he's going to love this.

 

Kang sits up and holds his ribs and groans when he does.

 

Kang James: No problem pops.

 

The Doctor puts the card back on the small counter as he smiles and looks back over at Kang who walked to the door. Kang stops at the door and seems to be thinking about something.

 

Kang James: Alright, lets see if Kang can do....

 

The Doctor interrupts Kang.

 

Doctor: Do what?

 

Kang James: Don't interrupt Kang and you'll see.

 

Kang bends down just slightly...

 

Kang James: KAAAAAAAANG! James, is out!

 

After that Kang starts to walk to the exit like a old man, as the Doctor walks to the door that Kang was at and watches Kang walk to the exit.

 

Kang James: Thanks again Doc.

 

The Video comes to a sudden halt.

[Adrian Bold]

I mark for you kang i love the way you have an original way of talking about things but how do you say "Molly Woop that ass" I've never heard it before and don't know how to say it outloud or get it. could I get a little explanation?

[Kang James]

I mark for you kang i love the way you have an original way of talking about things but how do you say "Molly Woop that ass" I've never heard it before and don't know how to say it outloud or get it. could I get a little explanation?

 

Haha, it basically me saying "I'll kick your fucking ass".