Parker Posted May 31, 2008 Posted May 31, 2008 *Scene opens in a small hospital room in china* Parker-God dam it man, my head is killing me! Dr.Wong-Congratulaions Mr.Stevens,the operation was almsot a complete success..... Parker-What do you mean 'almost'? Dr.Wong-Well,we we're able to remove part of your diencephalon,which has restored full blood flow to the rest of your brain,but due to the TBI you have suffered,we had to also remove another part,a very small part,but..... Parker-BUT WHAT GOD DAM IT? TELL ME STRAIGHT YOU LITTLE YELLOW CREEP! Dr.Wong-It's the part that controls your temper Mr.Stevens. Parker-WHAT! Dr.Wong-Please calm down sir, let me explain....Everyone’s temperament varies. For individuals with head injury, anger and irritability may occur more frequently than with the average person. The cause of these temper outbursts after TBI is related to the type of injury to the brain. Often a TBI occurs to the frontal areas of the brain where the damage causes individuals to be unable to hold back their emotional and verbal responses. Parker-Huh? Dr-Wong-Individuals with TBI have what can be described as a “quick fuse.” It is like the gates fly open and emotions come out. Their temper rises rapidly and outbursts may occur over relatively minor events. These outbursts are often unpredictable. What makes them angry today may not make them angry tomorrow. Parker-So what your saying is that i have no way of controlling my temper? Dr.Wong-Kind of, you may be prone in the future to random displays of anger and outbursts at really innapropriate moments.but the important thing is.. Parker-KISS MY ASS LITTLE MAN! Dr-Wong-The important thing to remember is to slowly count to 7 when you feel yourself getting angry,this may help,but there's no guarantee. Parker-But i'm good to go? Dr.Wong,not quite,you need a few days more rest but after that you are free to go, but take it easy. Parker-Perfect doc....absoloutley perfect. *scene fades out as Parker lowers his head back to his pillow as Dr.Wong leaves the room* http://img41.imageshack.us/img41/5774/sig2uq.jpg 2 x Hardcore Champion (Longest defending OCW champ,19 defences) 1 x NA Champion 1 x Pride Champion 1 x TV Champion 2 x OCW World Heavyweight Champion F.I Winner 2012 MOTN vs Leonheart @ Wrestlution 7 'Don't worry about no one else, hows my hair look' - Tiberius Dupree 'Wipe you ass and go to bed' - Sensation to B17
Eddie Mace Posted May 31, 2008 Posted May 31, 2008 Uh oh no more Mr. Nice Parker SLAUGHTER IS THE BEST MEDICINE http://img367.imageshack.us/img367/827/macesig2eq4.jpg lano15: liddel got KO'd!!! lano 15: thats what i am gonna do to you in UFC mastamatt1: i'm gonna drop you so hard you're gonna think you're Nick Cage the actor mastamatt1: & the name of our fight will be gone in 60 seconds
Jacob Trance Posted May 31, 2008 Posted May 31, 2008 Soon he shall be the Ultimate Warrior... soon. Mwahahaha.
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