[The scene opens in Parkers appartment with him on the phone on hold,and cosmo sat on the couch]

 

*Woman's voice answers the phone*

 

Parker-Ahh yes, i'd like to speak to the editor please,Its The Stallion.

 

*Cosmo chuckles in the background and Parker scowls at him*

 

*womans voice-I'm sorry sir,he said he's too busy to talk to you at the moment as he's interviewing a real heel with actual earning power,thank you for your call..goodbye*

 

*the woman hangs up before Parker can answer*

 

Parker-Son of a bitch! He wont talk to me as he says he's in with a real heel who can actually sell merchandise! can you believe that?

 

Cosmo-You want the truth?

 

Parker-Go on....

 

Cosmo-He's right..i have NEVER liked this 'Stallion' gimmik

 

Parker*looking shocked*-What do you mean?

 

Cosmo-Well it'd be ok if you were a boxer and this was the 80's,but your not and its 2007! and your not a german pornstar either! what merchandise do you actually expect to sell? horse dolls? a foam penis? a dodgy moustache? i mean,versus has the 'tache' merchandise all sown up.You need a new gimmik man, something you can sell...masks,action figures,hats.

The Stallion just doesn't cut it.

 

Parker-What would you suggest? Its not as if i'm super versatile with my looks man,i'm bald! there's only so much shit you can do when your bald!

 

Cosmo-You must have something to work with,what about a mask? or face paint? face paint is always good.

 

Parker-I've got some old stuf in the spare room that i have collected over the years,lets take a look and see if we can come up with anything.

 

Cosmo-Cool,tell you what,we'll try a few things,think of something for inspiration,like your favourite films or something,i'll shoot 'em on your polaroid,then we can look through them and see if you like any.

 

Parker-Ok man,but i'm not really sure about this.

 

*after a few hours of tryin different costumes etc,Cosmo lays some of the photo's out on the table*

 

Cosmo-Ok man,comment on these

http://img31.picoodle.com/img/img31/9/8/22/t_thecrow2m_15d36fd.jpg Cosmo-The crow look

Parker-thats already been done by that dude in that other fed just with more lines.

http://img31.picoodle.com/img/img31/9/8/22/t_jasonm_22b02bf.png Cosmo-The halloween look

Parker-I look like that guy from that rap video

http://img31.picoodle.com/img/img31/9/8/22/t_afro1m_72ed11b.jpg cosmo-The 'fro

Parker-Dude,i'm NOT wearing a wig,i look like Afro Thunder for god sake!

http://img33.picoodle.com/img/img33/9/8/22/f_gay1m_6e8d6cc.jpg Cosmo-You could look all pretty for the camera,Big Gay Al styleee

Parker-I'm going to shit in your mouth when your asleep!

http://img31.picoodle.com/img/img31/9/8/22/f_subzero1m_144af9e.jpg Cosmo-Subzero look from MK

Parker-Hmmm...i'm not really into masks

 

Cosmo-Well what you got in mind then? anything?

 

Parker-Sort of,i need to look like a heel,i need to scare the kids and the old ladies,I have my first ME at animosity,its the perfect way to reveal a new look! i need to get to work..i'll show that square at Wrasslin' Monthly that Parker Stevens is here to stay,i'll show him who can't sell merchandise,then when i get my first cheque,i'll go to his office,bitch slap him infront of his little receptionist and teabag the shit outta him! People want a heel....i'll give them a heel god dammit!

 

*cosmo thinks to himself*-oh shit...what the hell has he got in mind now......

Man you speak just i do. I dont know how many times iver told my firends, im shitting in their mouth while their asleep. Also liked how you threatened a tea bagging on your nemesis. Nice touch

Rep'd for your hard work man!

Very nice RP looking forward to what you're gonna wear.....that sounded wrong huh..

very nice. liking this. plus u do need a new look so lookin forward to that

yes.... yes it did... very wrong...