Parker Posted August 22, 2007 Posted August 22, 2007 [The scene opens in Parkers appartment with him on the phone on hold,and cosmo sat on the couch] *Woman's voice answers the phone* Parker-Ahh yes, i'd like to speak to the editor please,Its The Stallion. *Cosmo chuckles in the background and Parker scowls at him* *womans voice-I'm sorry sir,he said he's too busy to talk to you at the moment as he's interviewing a real heel with actual earning power,thank you for your call..goodbye* *the woman hangs up before Parker can answer* Parker-Son of a bitch! He wont talk to me as he says he's in with a real heel who can actually sell merchandise! can you believe that? Cosmo-You want the truth? Parker-Go on.... Cosmo-He's right..i have NEVER liked this 'Stallion' gimmik Parker*looking shocked*-What do you mean? Cosmo-Well it'd be ok if you were a boxer and this was the 80's,but your not and its 2007! and your not a german pornstar either! what merchandise do you actually expect to sell? horse dolls? a foam penis? a dodgy moustache? i mean,versus has the 'tache' merchandise all sown up.You need a new gimmik man, something you can sell...masks,action figures,hats. The Stallion just doesn't cut it. Parker-What would you suggest? Its not as if i'm super versatile with my looks man,i'm bald! there's only so much shit you can do when your bald! Cosmo-You must have something to work with,what about a mask? or face paint? face paint is always good. Parker-I've got some old stuf in the spare room that i have collected over the years,lets take a look and see if we can come up with anything. Cosmo-Cool,tell you what,we'll try a few things,think of something for inspiration,like your favourite films or something,i'll shoot 'em on your polaroid,then we can look through them and see if you like any. Parker-Ok man,but i'm not really sure about this. *after a few hours of tryin different costumes etc,Cosmo lays some of the photo's out on the table* Cosmo-Ok man,comment on these http://img31.picoodle.com/img/img31/9/8/22/t_thecrow2m_15d36fd.jpg Cosmo-The crow look Parker-thats already been done by that dude in that other fed just with more lines. http://img31.picoodle.com/img/img31/9/8/22/t_jasonm_22b02bf.png Cosmo-The halloween look Parker-I look like that guy from that rap video http://img31.picoodle.com/img/img31/9/8/22/t_afro1m_72ed11b.jpg cosmo-The 'fro Parker-Dude,i'm NOT wearing a wig,i look like Afro Thunder for god sake! http://img33.picoodle.com/img/img33/9/8/22/f_gay1m_6e8d6cc.jpg Cosmo-You could look all pretty for the camera,Big Gay Al styleee Parker-I'm going to shit in your mouth when your asleep! http://img31.picoodle.com/img/img31/9/8/22/f_subzero1m_144af9e.jpg Cosmo-Subzero look from MK Parker-Hmmm...i'm not really into masks Cosmo-Well what you got in mind then? anything? Parker-Sort of,i need to look like a heel,i need to scare the kids and the old ladies,I have my first ME at animosity,its the perfect way to reveal a new look! i need to get to work..i'll show that square at Wrasslin' Monthly that Parker Stevens is here to stay,i'll show him who can't sell merchandise,then when i get my first cheque,i'll go to his office,bitch slap him infront of his little receptionist and teabag the shit outta him! People want a heel....i'll give them a heel god dammit! *cosmo thinks to himself*-oh shit...what the hell has he got in mind now...... 1 http://img41.imageshack.us/img41/5774/sig2uq.jpg 2 x Hardcore Champion (Longest defending OCW champ,19 defences) 1 x NA Champion 1 x Pride Champion 1 x TV Champion 2 x OCW World Heavyweight Champion F.I Winner 2012 MOTN vs Leonheart @ Wrestlution 7 'Don't worry about no one else, hows my hair look' - Tiberius Dupree 'Wipe you ass and go to bed' - Sensation to B17
Seth Morrison Posted August 22, 2007 Posted August 22, 2007 Man you speak just i do. I dont know how many times iver told my firends, im shitting in their mouth while their asleep. Also liked how you threatened a tea bagging on your nemesis. Nice touch Dane Xavier: cyber bullying is not only illegal, it's pathetic "I swear to go if you call me a Liberal again you RETHUGLICAN, SEE WHAT I DID THERE. This is america, if you want to throw your hard earned sweat money on a videogame gambling site and thus deny you and your family food and shelter THAN BY GOD DAMMIT YOU CAN, BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA YOU COMMIE SOCIALIST. Now then when Can I expect your next donation? "- Jay Jay Double A is "The Weapon Of Mass Consumption"
The Air Posted August 22, 2007 Posted August 22, 2007 Rep'd for your hard work man! 2k8? I havent figured out 2k7 yet - Big Joe D I am the First Dutch EX-Champion - The Air I am the First European EX-Champion - The Air I am the First True EX-Champion - The Air Delusional? Not at all! I Speak the Truth, cause I can proof it and the others can't. Those Heavy !@#$%^&& ain't got none on me.
The Vega Posted August 22, 2007 Posted August 22, 2007 Very nice RP looking forward to what you're gonna wear.....that sounded wrong huh.. http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7y1beZ6HA1rxb915o2_r1_500.gif
Craig Neal Posted August 22, 2007 Posted August 22, 2007 very nice. liking this. plus u do need a new look so lookin forward to that High School Wrestling Career Freshmen year- 13-11 9 pins Sophmore year- 28-9 16 pins Junior Year- 32-8 23 pins Senior Year- 27-10 17 pins Career Record- 100-38 Record @ Home- 10-0 Career Wins- 100 School Record for Career Wins- 99 Record Broken, barely WOOOOO! Career Pins- 65 School Record for Career Pins- 36 Record Broken Chris Ryders ugly
Smythe D. Wonder Posted August 22, 2007 Posted August 22, 2007 yes.... yes it did... very wrong... Signature 1 - The Alpha Heel Signature 2 - Spear 5 (F) - Stargazer Finisher 1 - Flapjack 2 (F) - The SDW Finisher 2 - Reality check (G) - Dawonderful Dream Finisher 3 (i'm cool enoigh to claim 3 moves) - The Darkside - THe Million Dollar Dream
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