Michael Morrison Posted February 12, 2009 Posted February 12, 2009 Man... that first match was harsh. It's one thing to build up momentum but Trips needs to start saying, "I'm the Juggernaut, bitch" because he's stampeding through OCW. It's not like it's lowcard guys either, he's pushing through some tough hombres. When all is said and done, who ever walks out of R2G with the OCW World Heavyweith Championship, needs to start punching brick walls instead of sparing partners if they want to stop the unstoppable. Blade... I want to give you good advice or something that will put a bright side on what VFM is doing to ya, but there just isn't a greeting card out there for this kind of situation. I checked, and I didn't see a "So your former best friend has turned evil and is banging your mom now" section. Go figure. Kelly Gomez comes out to the ring -- superiority complex and all -- and does allot of gum flapping... but not in the good way. Sure, she may have the booty and boobage, but Kip has better women's attire than she does. She's not gonna find a man in OCW wearing get-ups like that. Show some flash and flair, woman. Just becaue you're constantly painted white by professional athletes, doesn't mean you have to wear all white, gym gear. Ha. Aries get's caught trying to grab his shalali when Trance interrupts. As Blade would say, that's not cricket. I'm assuming Blade's mom was on the other line. Oh snaps. Speaking of which, VFM continues his Journey Into the Jeriatric, but adds more FU to the fucked-up-salad he's been tossing for Blade as of late. This is by far, my favorite storyline so far this year. I'm not sure what that says about me, but it's such a good angle that I don't care. Kang... I know how it is to try something new, only to have it end with you going back to the norm, so I just wanted to say, HA! Hows it taste? Sincerely - Steven Segal. Congrats to Aries for defeating a former faction-mate in Wesley. I actually couldn't finish watching the match as it only gets about half-way before it cuts off for some reason. Also, when is Aries getting a unibrow? I'm surprised more people aren't questioning Nate's ability... or should I say, inablity to read. Then again, the fact that a racist, illiterate, immortal can become a franchise in these United States -- well it just brings a tear to my eye. Did you know that "tear" is one of few words that have different meanings and are spelled the same but pronounced differently? Doesn't it feel good to be literate? Guy, if it wasn't for the fact that your brain is as usefull as a bowl of cold oatmeal at this point, I'd take offense to that mime joke... but at least a mime can get a dime. Yeah, made that shit rhyme on purpose. The last match was really like two matches in one... kind of like your standard fighting game. Ooo... what if in 2010, SvR had that Capcom vs. Streetfighter thing, where you can automatically change characters, mid-fight? "Morrison is almost out of health, but wait" *BAM* Morrison vanishes and P2S pops in with an elbow drop and the match continues. Maybe I could get Wolverine's Berserker Barrage special attack or something too. That'd be schweeeeet. Anyways, Leon pulls another FAIL card and botches his own escape, giving Blade the chance to firmly place object A (boot) against object B (Leon's chin), allowing object C (Blade) to escape object D (cage). Unfortunately, Leon still needs to escape object D because object E (Valmont) is really angry at Leon and tries to shove object A up Leon's A-Hole. Leon is able to escape object D but Valmont still has his eyes on object F (World Title) which is the object of his desire. Any questions? EDIT: Mad Mike is slippin'. Didn't even realize there was another unsanctioned match till now. I believe it was sponsored by Geico (someone will get that one and chuckle). Either way, we establish that Nate hates refs and Gaines has trouble thinking more than two moves ahead lol. There were so many times where he would pull two moves and then..... nothing. I sometimes have brainfarts during matches too, so I can't be too harsh on the guy. Too bad Deano can't say the same for Nate, as he tries to be as harsh as he can while maintainging his role as the Face. It's hard to be a goody goody badass these days, but nothings too hard for Deano. Get it?
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