Hollywon't

[Chris Ryder]

The Scene opens to a Hollywood set, where people are seen rushing around as always in Hollywood. In the middle of all the chaos, we see Chris Ryder. His face looks annoyed by something, as he lays slump down on the Actors chair. His face just stares off into the distance, while people are calling for quiet on the set. Someone walks upto Chris and taps him on the Shoulder, Chris jumps up and almost attacks the person, who seems to be the Director.

 

The Director: "Chris! Jesus christ, this isn't a Wrestling Ring, now get your shit together, we have a shot to make in about ten Minutes"

 

Chris nods in agreement, and sits up. He starts shaking his head, as The Director walks off to talk to another Actor on-set. Chris rubs his eyes, before putting his head in his hands. Chris clearly hasn't had much sleep, as he begins to start yawning and again, rubbing his eyes, trying to wake up. Suddenly, a man in a suit is seen walking upto Ryder in the background, he then taps Chris on the shoulder, which makes him jump again.

 

???: "Are you okay Chris?"

 

Chris tries to adjust himself, and sits up straight on his Chair.

 

Ryder: "Yeah yeah, what's up Jim?"

 

Jim: "Well I just got some news from the people at PETA, they say that it'll take some time, but they'll be able to get a photoshoot with you in about two weeks. Does that sound good?"

 

Chris just shrugs, holding his head up with his hand.

 

Ryder: "You're my Agent Jim, you're supposed to decide what's good ..... for me"

 

Chris lifts his head up slowly, and looks to start going into a train of thought. Jim raises an eyebrow, but continues to look through some of the papers he's holding.

 

Jim: "Well err anyway, I can get you an interview with TMZ next week, so you should have a full two weeks ahead of you. Better get some sleep eh champ?"

 

Chris completely ignores Jim, as he's still in a train of thought. Jim tries to get in front of Chris' face, waving his head in front of him.

 

Jim: "Err Chris? hello?"

 

Chris turns and looks at Jim, without even blinking.

 

Ryder: "I'm not doing it"

 

The Director: "I'm sorry?"

 

Jim looks at Ryder, extremely confused.

 

Jim: "What are you talking about?"

 

Chris jumps out of his Actors Chair, and calmly stares at Jim.

 

Ryder: "I said, I'm not doing it. I'm not doing any of this, I'm done with this crap"

 

Chris turns around calmly and begins to walk off-set, as Jim's face turns white pale.

 

Jim: "YOU CAN'T JUST QUIT HOLLYWOOD, YOU SIGNED A CONTRACT!"

 

Ryder: "I'll pay it off"

 

Jim: "BUT YOU'RE ALREADY IN THIS MOVIE!"

 

Ryder: "They can Re-cast me and restart filming"

 

Jim: "But .... But!"

 

Chris stops walking and turns around to look at Jim.

 

Ryder: "Hey Jim, You're fired"

 

Chris turns back around and pushes open the stage doors, before walking out of shot, the Camera focus' on Jim, who's face is almost in tears. The camera slowly fades out, as Jim appears to have a mental breakdown.

 

Jim: "But I promised Oprah you'd return, for another Publicity stunt!"

[Josiah Cross]

Hmmmmmmm mental breakdown, or done for good? We shall see. Nice RP there Ryder. I thought you were going to pull a Christian Bale and start bitchen out someone messing with the set lights.

[Wesley Adams Poe]

What does this mean for Prop 8? They actually gonna find time for their titles?